Originally Posted by defector (Post 406088)

Dude, you're getting a Dell!





Or a surprise anal raping.

Originally Posted by wildchild (Post 406214)

actually i think he is still a minor 16 or 17 i believe. yay he gets a sealed record and a slap on the wrist. only good part is if it's anything like wis the greatest number of rapes in the state happen in the juvenile detention center.

hope he can grab his ankles if not might want to start stretching. i hear bubba likes his bitches limber.

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 406238)

I stole a batman action figure from daycare. I wonder what my life would have been like if it had never happened?

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 406250)

When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

Originally Posted by Porkchop (Post 406251)

Same, I stole some blocks in kindergarden. I had to take them back and apologize to the teacher. Taught me.

You think some of these parents give a fuck? No. I dont care how much money problems my mom would (hypothetically) have, she would never want me to steal.

Originally Posted by Cory (Post 406252)

When I was a little over 4 I stole a pack of gum while shopping with my Dad. He found it when he lifted me into the car. He carried me back into the store (I had a broken leg at the time) and made me give it back and apologize. But when we got home he gave me the belt and grounded me to my room with no cartoons. Lesson learned..big time.

Looking back he was sorta like hitler. Seriously who takes away cartoons from a child who can't do ANYTHING else. wtf :lol

Originally Posted by derf (Post 406253)

When I was 12 I stole an egg from a store, I felt so bad that i decided to give it back, on my way out I tossed it right at the window.

Originally Posted by Cory (Post 406252)

Looking back he was sorta like hitler. Seriously who takes away cartoons from a child who can't do ANYTHING else. wtf :lol

Originally Posted by derf (Post 406253)

When I was 12 I stole an egg from a store, I felt so bad that i decided to give it back, on my way out I tossed it right at the window.

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 406265)

What??? He stole THE INTERNET?!?!?!11!?1

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 406267)

I took a set of banana earings once (it was the eighties), didn't even know I did it till we were out of the store and they were in my hand. Mom made me take em back

Originally Posted by askmrjesus (Post 406270)

Sigmund Freud is masturbating to this post from his grave.

JC