Sorry about your penis

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I think i already posted this but it goes together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn2om3_4tzw

KaPooYah! KaPooYah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE62VAR4b6A

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http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/02...ing-ugly-faces

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

http://vimeo.com/61275290

:lol

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Colonel Meow, hahaha.. I imagine he was not pleased with the juxtaposition.

Excellent. So many people and occasions I can use this on....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gUXQM2fSzo

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video...authorName=FAV

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LOL the bibliophile one has me rolling over here....

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http://sketchingbrad.com/wp-content/...03/bigfoot.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WL2AJyQ.jpg
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That exact situation happened to my sister-in-law. HILARIOUS!

I suppose it shows my age that I know who Elia Kazan was!

So.....has your child finger painted yet?

http://i.imgur.com/lvDHpSY.gif
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:lol: perfect sequence! :rockwoot:



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Genghis Khan bathed in sherbert ice cream. :rockwoot:

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Bieber and Swift make a cute lesbian couple even without the face-swap.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NRY4beCBYB.../hulahoopa.gif

http://i.imgur.com/A2a0WD7.gif

I felt the same way after watching that first gif a couple of times...

Why he didn't punt that fucking thing, I'll never know... didn't seem particularly fast or elusive to me...

Oh dear Lord where did the last hour go?

It took me 45 minutes to notice the girl in the green skirt and tail...and the fact that NO ONE is paying any attention to her :lol

As I've evolved as an adult, I keep coming to the realization that big boobs are cool and all, but a chick with a fine ass beats anything... That chick, is fucking ridiculous... I applaud her diet, her gym routine, her genetics... and that guy shamelessly recording her in the background. You know he's focused on that booty.

As a man who married a woman that had THE most perfect tits in the world (very close to Anna Nicole Smith's when she was young) at 23....ones who's nipples use to stare me in the face (6'-2" she was 5'-6") when naked and standing in front of me....I started to realize after our first child, when they started to stare at my stomach....that something was wrong....After our second child......they started judging my penis......and 4 years after that, they were staring at her own feet and were heading down the road to look like a hand full of sand in a tube sock. Very similar to what I remember seeing in national geographic as a kid.

WHen she left, I can't say she took anything from me :lol:

When I remarried....I found a woman with a stellar ass, and naval orange-sized boobs that stare me right in the eyes! :rockwoot:

Having been a boob man ALL my life, I have to say....I have been converted!

I think we need a new smilie: :boobs:

I used to be a total boob guy... and I'm not gonna lie, when a nice set bounces across the room, I'm lookin... but, ass rules all. And one of the greatest things about it is that it can be modified naturally:

http://physicalphoenix.tumblr.com/po...ease-in-muscle

11lbs of ass never looked so good... and she's asian, which is really crazy... asian chicks never have asses.

http://fitnessforlife3.tumblr.com/tagged/progress

DAYUM!!

I need to do that workout myself to counter my pants falling off from noassatall disease

Looked like a larger beaver and he may have been in shorts for all we know. Ever had a rabies shots? Not fun.


LMAO

I didn't even see the girl in the green skirt. I noticed the one in the rainbow outfit after about 5 minutes.

:dribble:

http://i.imgur.com/viQDonk.gif
http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/482013140246.jpg

Apparently, it fucking killed him.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...s-man/2074145/

If my cause of death is listed as "death by beaver", I better be found with a shit-eating grin on my face in a luxury hotel room somewhere...

I still say I would have punted the fucking thing.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...psdcb88219.jpg

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WOW! The internet in one pic! The sad thing is I recognize 95% of that pic!

It's amazing what squats will do. I give you Camille Leblanc-Bazinet:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2529cea82...xl3to1_400.gif

Way more beautiful than some scrawny ass runway model.

http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/55...64357529f3.jpg

http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif
http://qkme.me/3tuspd
http://www.quickmeme.com/White-Entre...ar/1/?upcoming

Never seen that one before and no idea what/who it is.

[QUOTE=LeeNetworX;528216]Never seen that one before and no idea what/who it is.[/QUOTEi

http://t.qkme.me/3tvjlf.jpg

That's the kind of woman I wish there were more of!!

Redditor :rockwoot:

http://i.imgur.com/PXEjrwD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3DaUCuV.gif


Speaking of assmodel

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http://i.eatliver.com/2013/10502.jpg

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Seen it happen to my vehicle and bike. Gotta make sure to park more to tye back. Its great how fast people pull into a parking spot. Watched a lady nearly pancake my vehicle because of here racing into tye parking area.

You are doing it WAY WRONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aco2DSCzro

http://4ms.in/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Cross_Eyed.jpg

Scumbag microwave.

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Best cop name evah

I always wondered about that
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I want to feel sorry for her, but :lol

Holy fuck that's funny...:lol

Whenever I get TXTs sent to me in error (not as often as I used to) I fuck with the people. Next time it happens I'll be sure to remember to take a screenshot and post it here.

http://i.eatliver.com/2013/10517.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/IY3LPE9.jpg

:lol

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Toilet Tycoon.

Yes, it's wreal.

http://www.amazon.com/Plug-In-Digita...6E6NPDKKH2SPCV

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Only for flood zones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjH0A4KJS4
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