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CrazyKell 02-01-2010 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 328545)
We really lit the fire on Friday. That carried over to today. I have almost nothing going on today. Just got a radio story to do later...but that doesn't take long.

I'm doing my part. ;)

marko138 02-01-2010 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 328738)
I'm doing my part. ;)

Clearly.

tommymac 02-01-2010 04:04 PM

Man I run some errands and hit the gym and markos going strong.

He is a machine :lol:

CrazyKell 02-01-2010 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 328741)
Clearly.


Would you have it any other way?

marko138 02-01-2010 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 328744)
Would you have it any other way?

Never.

CrazyKell 02-01-2010 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 328746)
Never.


Well then! :boobs:

tommymac 02-01-2010 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 328746)
Never.

Nevah:rockwoot:

marko138 02-01-2010 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 328747)
Well then! :boobs:

You make it more work though...with your one word answer. Tough to conversate like that.

CrazyKell 02-01-2010 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 328746)
Never.

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 328748)
Nevah:rockwoot:

Never never never never never nevAH!

dReWpY 02-01-2010 04:31 PM

Looks like I have a buyer for the jeep... I'm gonna miss that thing

marko138 02-01-2010 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 328767)
Looks like I have a buyer for the jeep... I'm gonna miss that thing

Nice. Good luck.

marko138 02-01-2010 04:53 PM

Days about over for me. Looks like I'm gonna sign out today with 273 posts for the day. Respectable. Maybe one of my highest, if not my highest, of all time.

marko138 02-01-2010 04:57 PM

Make that a smooth 275. Peace.

t-homo 02-01-2010 06:33 PM

You are fucking crazy. I would have been posting, but I lost the last few hours of my life. I went to the head shop and picked up a 1.5 foot bong that she really liked since her birthday was over the weekend. I went to class and called her when I was on my way home. Well I gave her the bong and we've smoked two bowls of really good weed out it.

ceo012384 02-01-2010 09:51 PM

obligatory what's up post

t-homo 02-01-2010 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 328900)
obligatory what's up post

yo. :boobs:

tommymac 02-02-2010 06:52 AM

I am here and reporting for duty.

I have 16 hrs to kill today so lets get things going.

marko138 02-02-2010 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 328817)
You are fucking crazy. I would have been posting, but I lost the last few hours of my life. I went to the head shop and picked up a 1.5 foot bong that she really liked since her birthday was over the weekend. I went to class and called her when I was on my way home. Well I gave her the bong and we've smoked two bowls of really good weed out it.

I'm not impressed.

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329028)
I am here and reporting for duty.

I have 16 hrs to kill today so lets get things going.


I'll be at work in 1 hour. Got two shows to direct in the am...but afternoon looks wide open. Not sure I'll rip off 275 again...but here's to tryin. :cheers:

tommymac 02-02-2010 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329053)
I'm not impressed.




I'll be at work in 1 hour. Got two shows to direct in the am...but afternoon looks wide open. Not sure I'll rip off 275 again...but here's to tryin. :cheers:

Gives me something to shoot for, pushing 20 so far and its still early LOL

t-homo 02-02-2010 08:30 AM

I'm not going to post a ton today. I have to spend a good chunk of the day studying for a test I have tonight.

tommymac 02-02-2010 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329075)
I'm not going to post a ton today. I have to spend a good chunk of the day studying for a test I have tonight.

On what? youre in college, just pick C and you will be fine :rockwoot:

t-homo 02-02-2010 08:37 AM

I have an accounting test at 2. Not bad at all. Studied for an hour last night and I'll look at it again for 30 mins before I go in and get a 95+ percent. But then I have a fucking gen ed music test at 7. The gen ed teacher told us the first day that she has the highest fail rate in the school and its the frat boys and sorority girls who fail out. Fucking bitch, like any of us give a flying fuck about music. I am a god damn finance major.

tommymac 02-02-2010 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329085)
I have an accounting test at 2. Not bad at all. Studied for an hour last night and I'll look at it again for 30 mins before I go in and get a 95+ percent. But then I have a fucking gen ed music test at 7. The gen ed teacher told us the first day that she has the highest fail rate in the school and its the frat boys and sorority girls who fail out. Fucking bitch, like any of us give a flying fuck about music. I am a god damn finance major.


I got to take an origins of rock music class to fill my music/culture requirement :rockwoot:

Had to write a paper on the new wave of british heavy metal, now that was an easy A

t-homo 02-02-2010 08:40 AM

I could take music history, dance, theater, or creative writing. For some reason they take gen eds serious as fuck.

tommymac 02-02-2010 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329091)
I could take music history, dance, theater, or creative writing. For some reason they take gen eds serious as fuck.

Our teacher was prety laid back but made sure you put some effort in to earn a decent grade, and it was easy writing/talking about the music I grew up on and go tcollege credit for it.

t-homo 02-02-2010 08:45 AM

Sounds nice. Ours is going over all of the different eras of classical bullshit.

tommymac 02-02-2010 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329104)
Sounds nice. Ours is going over all of the different eras of classical bullshit.


Some of the clasical stuff is kinda cool esp when they break it down and talk about all the arrangements and that sort of stuff.

t-homo 02-02-2010 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329108)
Some of the clasical stuff is kinda cool esp when they break it down and talk about all the arrangements and that sort of stuff.

You can probably guess that these type of classes are where my hatred for the college system come from.

tommymac 02-02-2010 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329113)
You can probably guess that these type of classes are where my hatred for the college system come from.

:lol: I always loved the arts and humanities classes they forced people to take.

I just hated all the annoying frat boys.

t-homo 02-02-2010 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329120)
:lol: I always loved the arts and humanities classes they forced people to take.

I just hated all the annoying frat boys.

fuck off. lol. We are actually restarting the fraternity I was in at a different school.

I got used to no gen eds while I was at the engineering school. Gen eds there were math, science (tons of the first two), micro, poli-sci, etc. None of this religion, music, mythology, etc.

marko138 02-02-2010 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329075)
I'm not going to post a ton today. I have to spend a good chunk of the day studying for a test I have tonight.

:ws:



I think I've mentioned this before, but I took History of African American Music in college. I got a D. :lol:

tommymac 02-02-2010 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329141)
:ws:



I think I've mentioned this before, but I took History of African American Music in college. I got a D. :lol:

Not down wit da hip hop yo :lol:

bout time you got here

marko138 02-02-2010 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329143)
Not down wit da hip hop yo :lol:

bout time you got here

:lol: I dont even think they mentioned hip-hop. Though, honestly I wouldn't know...I never went to class. Probly why I got a D.

t-homo 02-02-2010 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329141)
:ws:



I think I've mentioned this before, but I took History of African American Music in college. I got a D. :lol:

Nice. My sister took African American Studies last semester. Said is was the easiest bullshit class she had ever taken.

CrazyKell 02-02-2010 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329145)
Nice. My sister took African American Studies last semester. Said is was the easiest bullshit class she had ever taken.

I took physics once. That was the easiest bullshit class I'd ever taken. ;)

It's all about perspective. :D

tommymac 02-02-2010 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329144)
:lol: I dont even think they mentioned hip-hop. Though, honestly I wouldn't know...I never went to class. Probly why I got a D.

best one fo rme was a philosophy clas I took, the prof gave the entire class the same grade, if he like dthem you got an A and it went down from there. i stopped going after 2 weeks and figured I would take the incomplete or withdrawl.

I ran into a classmate and he asked where I had been, turns out all I had to do was hand in a paper and get an A so I mysteriously resurfaced and got the A :lol:

t-homo 02-02-2010 09:19 AM

This is bullshit. I went to bed at like midnight last night and have been wide awake since like 7:15 or 7:30. It's been a while since I've been awake this early.

marko138 02-02-2010 09:20 AM

Problem was the Prof was named Dr. Black, no lie. He was a total push over. He got sick one day and stopped showing up for his own class. After a few days of that I decided I wasn't going anymore. Well they got a replacement prof and he gave a couple tests while I was on my "vacation". :lol: I tried to Bullshit him, but he saw right through it and wouldn't let me make them up.

tommymac 02-02-2010 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329149)
This is bullshit. I went to bed at like midnight last night and have been wide awake since like 7:15 or 7:30. It's been a while since I've been awake this early.

that means you didnt party enough.

marko138 02-02-2010 09:22 AM

Best class I ever took was a guitar class that counted as a gym credit...it was a beginnner class and I already knew how to play. :lol:


And I took a weight lifting class that was fucking awesome. Teacher was a total womanizer, always staring at girls' chests. I got huge during the semester.

tommymac 02-02-2010 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329154)
Best class I ever took was a guitar class that counted as a gym credit...it was a beginnner class and I already knew how to play. :lol:


And I took a weight lifting class that was fucking awesome. Teacher was a total womanizer, always staring at girls' chests. I got huge during the semester.

I took a running class one semester, it was in the fall and since I was playing football that year it helped me get my cardio in since I hated running on my own.

t-homo 02-02-2010 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329151)
that means you didnt party enough.

Like I said earlier. I was stupid high most of the afternoon, then started doing real shit.

marko138 02-02-2010 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329155)
I took a running class one semester, it was in the fall and since I was playing football that year it helped me get my cardio in since I hated running on my own.

My cousin, who was my roomate my freshman year, took a walking class. :lol:

tommymac 02-02-2010 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329160)
My cousin, who was my roomate my freshman year, took a walking class. :lol:

Damn I guess you pass if you make it to class since you had to do some walking to get there.

marko138 02-02-2010 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329173)
Damn I guess you pass if you make it to class since you had to do some walking to get there.

Good point, but I'm not sure that was in the syllibus.

CrazyKell 02-02-2010 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329075)
I'm not going to post a ton today. I have to spend a good chunk of the day studying for a test I have tonight.


I'll believe it when I see it.

marko138 02-02-2010 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 329197)
I'll believe it when I see it.

Yeah, seriously. I bet he skips studying and gets high again.

CrazyKell 02-02-2010 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329201)
Yeah, seriously. I bet he skips studying and gets high again.

I don't think he gets high again. I think he maintains a baseline.

marko138 02-02-2010 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 329206)
I don't think he gets high again. I think he maintains a baseline.

He could be tempted. The force will over come his will to study.

tommymac 02-02-2010 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329210)
He could be tempted. The force will over come his will to study.

Dont undersestimate the power of the darkside :lol:

marko138 02-02-2010 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329211)
Dont undersestimate the power of the darkside :lol:

Absolutely. If I know anything about this kid it's that he's down for getting up.

t-homo 02-02-2010 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 329206)
I don't think he gets high again. I think he maintains a baseline.

:lol

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329214)
Absolutely. If I know anything about this kid it's that he's down for getting up.

so, so true.

marko138 02-02-2010 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329235)
:lol



so, so true.

I knew you'd come back.

t-homo 02-02-2010 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329237)
I knew you'd come back.

Yeah. I had to go see if my roommate (who never went to bed last night) had Isle of Man TT 09 on his computer. It got deleted from mine at some point. You know what the best part about weed is? You can still study while you are high.

marko138 02-02-2010 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329243)
Yeah. I had to go see if my roommate (who never went to bed last night) had Isle of Man TT 09 on his computer. It got deleted from mine at some point. You know what the best part about weed is? You can still study while you are high.

I wouldn't know.

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:04 AM

Fuck my life. I am 3 minutes into this stupid cunts lecture (online, through iTunes U) and I already want to murder myself.

marko138 02-02-2010 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329412)
Fuck my life. I am 3 minutes into this stupid cunts lecture (online, through iTunes U) and I already want to murder myself.

Stay strong.

CrazyKell 02-02-2010 11:05 AM

why don't you try putting a pen in your ear to see how far it will go in? You know....to pass the time. :idk:

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:07 AM

This bitch, our first intro class, was more worried about getting to her opera practice than telling us about the class or teaching, other than saying we would fail out.

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:09 AM

"In this age of online and video games, we have got to come back to what makes us human. And art is what, certainly, makes us human. And in the art we exist." You've got to be fucking kidding me.

tommymac 02-02-2010 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329425)
"In this age of online and video games, we have got to come back to what makes us human. And art is what, certainly, makes us human. And in the art we exist." You've got to be fucking kidding me.


Sounds like some profound shit, just take the W now and get some money back LOL

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329427)
Sounds like some profound shit, just take the W now and get some money back LOL

I'm seriously thinking that. It wouldn't even be a W now.

She just told a guy to get out of her classroom because he said he had no desire to go to an opera.

For the last two minutes she has been interrogating another guy who said he doesn't like opera.

tommymac 02-02-2010 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329428)
I'm seriously thinking that. It wouldn't even be a W now.

She just told a guy to get out of her classroom because he said he had no desire to go to an opera.

Kick her in the nuts and gtf outta there. you will thank me later

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:15 AM

She is seriously using her fingers as puppets right now. They are having a conversation. One has a really deep voice and one has a high voice.

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:16 AM

There are multiple acts. FML.

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:18 AM

4 acts. going through an entire opera. this bitch should die a slow death.

tommymac 02-02-2010 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329436)
4 acts. going through an entire opera. this bitch should die a slow death.

Sounds like you are right now :lol:

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:20 AM

"A day without opera, to me, is like a day without water. It's something that I really have to have."

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:32 AM

Ok so I thought I had to listen to 3 of these. There are 9. half an hour to 45 minutes each.

tommymac 02-02-2010 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329455)
Ok so I thought I had to listen to 3 of these. There are 9. half an hour to 45 minutes each.

just twisted the knife another turn

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:40 AM

I am now looking for other classes that I can fill this ones spot with. You guys may have just witnessed me dropping a class.

njchopper87 02-02-2010 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329455)
Ok so I thought I had to listen to 3 of these. There are 9. half an hour to 45 minutes each.

What the hell kind of class is that? I'd have been long gone.

tommymac 02-02-2010 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by njchopper87 (Post 329463)
What the hell kind of class is that? I'd have been long gone.

Same here guess hes skerifd to get up and leave LOL

t-homo 02-02-2010 11:46 AM

Music. I tried to stick to it since I have to take a creative arts class at some point.

marko138 02-02-2010 11:53 AM

Man this sounds like the fucking worst class of all time, but I'm seriously laughing right now reading this shiz.

CrazyKell 02-02-2010 11:56 AM

Why would you take an entire course on Opera? Surely there were other options.

marko138 02-02-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 329485)
Why would you take an entire course on Opera? Surely there were other options.

Not for gays.

t-homo 02-02-2010 12:02 PM

It's not supposed to be. It's supposed to be western music. My teacher is a stupid fucking whore though. When I thought I only had to listen to 3 of them, I was going to blog about em on here to stay sane. lol. When I found out there were 9, I said fuck it.

My options are music, intro to theater, dance, or writing poetry. I don't write.

marko138 02-02-2010 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329494)
It's not supposed to be. It's supposed to be western music. My teacher is a stupid fucking whore though. When I thought I only had to listen to 3 of them, I was going to blog about em on here to stay sane. lol. When I found out there were 9, I said fuck it.

My options are music, intro to theater, dance, or writing poetry. I don't write.

Western...like the movies?

t-homo 02-02-2010 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329497)
Western...like the movies?

Something like that. Jackass.

marko138 02-02-2010 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329503)
Something like that. Jackass.

Now that would be a class.

marko138 02-02-2010 12:32 PM

Damn, I'm at 119 posts today and I'm not even trying. In fact, I've got work to do. I'm awesome.

t-homo 02-02-2010 12:32 PM

Does it say somewhere or do you write it down every morning?

marko138 02-02-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329544)
Does it say somewhere or do you write it down every morning?

No...go to your profile. Then click statistics, then find all posts by you. There are 25/page...count the pages and multiply.

Rider 02-02-2010 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329542)
Damn, I'm at 119 posts today and I'm not even trying. In fact, I've got work to do. I'm awesome.

You are the king post whore. :rockwoot:

tommymac 02-02-2010 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329542)
Damn, I'm at 119 posts today and I'm not even trying. In fact, I've got work to do. I'm awesome.

I am closing in on 100 now myself.

t-homo 02-02-2010 12:38 PM

Fuck. only 62. I need to step my game up.

marko138 02-02-2010 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider (Post 329548)
You are the king post whore. :rockwoot:

Thank you. It's been a while. I've been bored lately. Gotta spice this place up.

tommymac 02-02-2010 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329555)
Thank you. It's been a while. I've been bored lately. Gotta spice this place up.

been doing a good job so far and dragging some of us along with you in the hilarity.

t-homo 02-02-2010 12:55 PM

yeah all three of us have had a pretty good boost in post count over the last few days.

marko138 02-02-2010 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329598)
been doing a good job so far and dragging some of us along with you in the hilarity.

I'm just trying to see who I can get riled up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329598)
been doing a good job so far and dragging some of us along with you in the hilarity.

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 329601)
yeah all three of us have had a pretty good boost in post count over the last few days.

You guys gotta keep up though, it's alot easier if you guys post right behind me and we just at it.

tommymac 02-02-2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329602)
I'm just trying to see who I can get riled up.





You guys gotta keep up though, it's alot easier if you guys post right behind me and we just at it.

I just got back from lunch, have a small bit of work to do but it shouldnt hinder my posting ability much.

multitasking FTMFW

marko138 02-02-2010 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329618)
I just got back from lunch, have a small bit of work to do but it shouldnt hinder my posting ability much.

multitasking FTMFW

I just got a bunch of shit dumped on me...but most has a lot of "render" time in Final Cut...so I can't do anything while the vid is rendering.

Trip 02-02-2010 01:01 PM

t-homo still cracks me the fuck up every time.

tommymac 02-02-2010 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329622)
I just got a bunch of shit dumped on me...but most has a lot of "render" time in Final Cut...so I can't do anything while the vid is rendering.

that include posting?

t-homo 02-02-2010 01:02 PM

nice. i need to go grab some lunch soon though. Still have an accounting test at 2. Surprisingly, I have studied quite a bit through this.

marko138 02-02-2010 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 329627)
that include posting?

Nope...two separate comps. I could do it on both...I just can't do any editing while it renders. I post from teh PC and edit on the Mac.

t-homo 02-02-2010 01:03 PM

I just kicked into over drive mode. Lets go, bitches.

tommymac 02-02-2010 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 329630)
Nope...two separate comps. I could do it on both...I just can't do any editing while it renders. I post from teh PC and edit on the Mac.

Good work on the multitasking.

t-homo 02-02-2010 01:05 PM

two comps/screens ftw.


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