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tommymac 02-02-2010 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 330197)
I'm at 213.

I don't enjoy watching it, but occasionally someone will rick roll me with one and it is burnt into my mind forever.

I did/do have a morbid curiosity about that stuff. When i first got online one of the first sites I visited was rotten.com I wanted to see what gory stuff was out there. This was before my ER days, now I look at this stuff and think how do I fix that when it comes in.

Cutty72 02-02-2010 06:15 PM

bitches and hoes

Cutty72 02-02-2010 06:17 PM

hmmm, leftover Leine's Honey Weiss... :dthumb:

marko138 02-02-2010 06:17 PM

I probly won't hit the 300 mark today.

Trip 02-02-2010 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330257)
I probly won't hit the 300 mark today.

you are less than 100 posts behind ebbs now.

tommymac 02-02-2010 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 330265)
you are less than 100 posts behind ebbs now.

great you just motivated him

marko138 02-02-2010 06:29 PM

300. And I'm posting from my BB while taking a crap. Which is fitting.

Cutty72 02-02-2010 06:33 PM

I realized how much I missed my bb when I hit the airport and was surfing away on my layovers.

tommymac 02-02-2010 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330276)
300. And I'm posting from my BB while taking a crap. Which is fitting.

multitasking at its finest.

marko138 02-02-2010 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 330281)
multitasking at its finest.

No question.

tommymac 02-02-2010 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330283)
No question.

this :lol:

marko138 02-02-2010 06:39 PM

I'm off the shitter. On the laptop now.

Cutty72 02-02-2010 06:40 PM

hope you washed your hands.

marko138 02-02-2010 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 330290)
hope you washed your hands.

Always.

Cutty72 02-02-2010 06:42 PM

my dog is barking at me... but yet this beer is so good....


tough call

marko138 02-02-2010 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 330295)
my dog is barking at me... but yet this beer is so good....


tough call

Tell that dog to STFU.

tommymac 02-02-2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330300)
Tell that dog to STFU.

or just open the door LOL

Cutty72 02-02-2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330300)
Tell that dog to STFU.

she's outside, wants to play...

maybe after this beer.

marko138 02-02-2010 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 330303)
she's outside, wants to play...

maybe after this beer.

Is it still light there? Dark as fuck here. And my dog is laying with his head on my feet.

Cutty72 02-02-2010 08:02 PM

Light till about 6ish.
I have a black lab, it's fun as hell to play with her in the dark, she just suddenly appears and trys to knock you over!

Hard for her to lay with her head on my feet when I'm inside and she is out.

ceo012384 02-02-2010 09:09 PM

Feasting on some glorious ravioli and drinkin a beer.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 330265)
you are less than 100 posts behind ebbs now.

That kid's still alive?

Trip 02-02-2010 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceo, the flaky whore (Post 330456)
That kid's still alive?

yeah, he is being a douche and not posting a lot anymore

Mr Lefty 02-02-2010 09:55 PM

Yeah I'm still around.... Just working long hours... Averaging 92hr work weeks since Aug.

Trip 02-02-2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 330490)
Yeah I'm still around.... Just working long hours... Averaging 92hr work weeks since Aug.

see he's a wuss

CrazyKell 02-02-2010 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 330490)
Yeah I'm still around.... Just working long hours... Averaging 92hr work weeks since Aug.

How is that even possible? :skep:

Trip 02-02-2010 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 330508)
How is that even possible? :skep:

the military owns him, so they can do what they want with him

Mr Lefty 02-02-2010 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 330508)
How is that even possible? :skep:

15+hr days... Worked 20hr days from thanksgiving to 22Dec

Cutty72 02-03-2010 12:39 AM

Bout time you actually had to work for that cush ass job the AF gave you.

Mr Lefty 02-03-2010 02:14 AM

cush ass job they gave me? Someone sounds a little sour. Sorry but 15hr days aren't cush no matter wtf you're doing.

Homeslice 02-03-2010 05:19 AM

Let me get this straight, some of you guys click on "see posts by" just to count how many you posted for the day?

tommymac 02-03-2010 08:30 AM

wont be a crazy day here for me, got some work to do around the house and need to hit the gym so I need to be productive today.

marko138 02-03-2010 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 330392)
Light till about 6ish.
I have a black lab, it's fun as hell to play with her in the dark, she just suddenly appears and trys to knock you over!

Hard for her to lay with her head on my feet when I'm inside and she is out.

I hear ya. As you know, Manward lives his life indoors. We woke up to 3" of snow. He loves to play in the stuff.

marko138 02-03-2010 09:17 AM

Heading to a hearing I gotta shoot here in a few minutes.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 330582)
Let me get this straight, some of you guys click on "see posts by" just to count how many you posted for the day?

yessss!

I missed my goal of 6.66 last night and saw 6.67. I cried myself to sleep. :cry:

marko138 02-03-2010 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 330631)
yessss!

I missed my goal of 6.66 last night and saw 6.67. I cried myself to sleep. :cry:

Now THAT is sad.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330635)
Now THAT is sad.

I know. It was a dark night indeed.

t-homo 02-03-2010 09:37 AM

I'm not going to be on here a ton today either. Don't want to wake up any more crazies.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 330667)
I'm not going to be on here a ton today either. Don't want to wake up any more crazies.

Doesn't this post negate that statement? Just saying. :idk:

t-homo 02-03-2010 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 330670)
Doesn't this post negate that statement? Just saying. :idk:

Are you saying I am already posting a lot, or I am a crazy?

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 330672)
Are you saying I am already posting a lot, or I am a crazy?

this.

t-homo 02-03-2010 09:41 AM

lol good use of "this"

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 330676)
lol good use of "this"

Thanks. ;)

t-homo 02-03-2010 09:42 AM

whatever.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 330680)
whatever.

this. (damn....20 second timer)

t-homo 02-03-2010 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 330682)
this. (damn....20 second timer)

this.

tommymac 02-03-2010 09:45 AM

off to the gym, I am on my own time now so might as well be productive ;)

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 330689)
off to the gym, I am on my own time now so might as well be productive ;)


I need to join the gym. I think my spin bike deal has gone south so now I need to do something.

marko138 02-03-2010 10:16 AM

Back. Hearing was a bust.

t-homo 02-03-2010 10:17 AM

damn, that was quick.

marko138 02-03-2010 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 330740)
damn, that was quick.

Yeah, they wouldn't let me in the room with the camera...even though I'm with the guy in charge. :idk: Whatever. Plenty of other work to be doing.

t-homo 02-03-2010 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330741)
Yeah, they wouldn't let me in the room with the camera...even though I'm with the guy in charge. :idk: Whatever. Plenty of other work to be doing.

:skep:

marko138 02-03-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 330747)
:skep:

Seriously. I've got a lot to do today. That happens from time to time.

marko138 02-03-2010 10:27 AM

This post ties me with Ebbs for the top poster on this board.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330764)
This post ties me with Ebbs for the top poster on this board.

I no believe.

tommymac 02-03-2010 11:08 AM

time to take the lead :rockwoot:

marko138 02-03-2010 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 330841)
time to take the lead :rockwoot:

Not so fast....look at my post count.

<--

tommymac 02-03-2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330844)
Not so fast....look at my post count.

<--

oh snap, what the hell happened, trip dropped the hammer on ya?

marko138 02-03-2010 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 330847)
oh snap, what the hell happened, trip dropped the hammer on ya?

Yep. He killed the party.

tommymac 02-03-2010 11:13 AM

trips enforcing his rule as supreme dictator I see, we better all fall in line

Trip 02-03-2010 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 330850)
trips enforcing his rule as supreme dictator I see, we better all fall in line

i would screw with you, but I am afraid you would kill me at the rally. marko won't come to the rally, so it's fine.

I don't want to be t-rocks friend, cause I am afraid of what he will do to me while I sleep.

tommymac 02-03-2010 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 330852)
i would screw with you, but I am afraid you would kill me at the rally. marko won't come to the rally, so it's fine.

I don't want to be t-rocks friend, cause I am afraid of what he will do to me while I sleep.

Want me to be your enforcer :rockwoot:

Trip 02-03-2010 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 330857)
Want me to be your enforcer :rockwoot:

yes please

t-homo 02-03-2010 11:26 AM

fml.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 12:00 PM

You can be the muscle.

marko138 02-03-2010 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 330852)
i would screw with you, but I am afraid you would kill me at the rally. marko won't come to the rally, so it's fine.

I don't want to be t-rocks friend, cause I am afraid of what he will do to me while I sleep.

I could totally blow your mind and show up.

t-homo 02-03-2010 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 330902)
I could totally blow your mind and show up.

But you wouldn't.

Cutty72 02-03-2010 12:49 PM

Another day...

t-homo 02-03-2010 01:09 PM

For sure.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 01:38 PM

You know, if Rider really put his mind to it, I reckon he could go for 10,000 within a couple of days. Totally doable.

Rider 02-03-2010 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 330959)
You know, if Rider really put his mind to it, I reckon he could go for 10,000 within a couple of days. Totally doable.

Nah, I'm not that ambitious.

marko138 02-03-2010 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo of san francisico (Post 330915)
But you wouldn't.

Never.

Cutty72 02-03-2010 02:12 PM

I hate computers.
Trying to do a system restore on my old desktop to wipe it all so I can give it to my parents.
Get started on it and when it comes time to switch disks, the damn cd drive won't open!
Fucking thing locks up tight.
Trying again, hope it works this time.

t-homo 02-03-2010 02:14 PM

I'm cleaning.

marko138 02-03-2010 02:14 PM

I'm cranking out DVDs.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo of san francisico (Post 331018)
I'm cleaning.

Your pipes?

Cutty72 02-03-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markunt138 (Post 331020)
I'm cranking out DVDs.

can't... the dvd drive doesn't open!

t-homo 02-03-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 331021)
Your pipes?

My house.

marko138 02-03-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 331024)
can't... the dvd drive doesn't open!

Mine is only a slot...you could just jam it right on in if you wanted.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo of san francisico (Post 331018)
I'm cleaning.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 331021)
Your pipes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by markunt138 (Post 331028)
Mine is only a slot...you could just jam it right on in if you wanted.

There's a joke in here somewhere.

Cutty72 02-03-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markunt138 (Post 331028)
Mine is only a slot...you could just jam it right on in if you wanted.

macs are like that.
this is an old HP desktop.

t-homo 02-03-2010 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 331032)
There's a joke in here somewhere.

:lol

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 02:19 PM

I was too lazy to put the dots closer together.

marko138 02-03-2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 331032)
There's a joke in here somewhere.

Don't think that wasn't intentional.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markunt138 (Post 331058)
Don't think that wasn't intentional.

Mine was. Get it...pipes...he's on the computer...looking at porn no doubt?! :didntdo:

marko138 02-03-2010 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 331067)
Mine was. Get it...pipes...he's on the computer...looking at porn no doubt?! :didntdo:

I'm sayin I was being intentional.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markunt138 (Post 331079)
I'm sayin I was being intentional.

:doh: I never learned to read.

dReWpY 02-03-2010 02:51 PM

Lalalallalalalalalaala.... boreed between classes

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 331096)
Lalalallalalalalalaala.... boreed between classes

I think you need a name change.

dReWpY 02-03-2010 02:56 PM

...... i thought i wa in the clear

Cutty72 02-03-2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 331108)
...... i thought i wa in the clear

never

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 331108)
...... i thought i wa in the clear

I meant because of the drewpy cock connotation.

dReWpY 02-03-2010 03:31 PM

my name is bad enough as is

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viagra (Post 331138)
my name is bad enough as is

Much better connotation. :lol

dReWpY 02-03-2010 03:49 PM

viagra= anti-drewpy

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 03:50 PM

conventional = anti crazy

marko138 02-03-2010 04:04 PM

Everyone is taking their wacks now.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markunt138 (Post 331166)
Everyone is wacking off now.

Some things better kept personal no?

marko138 02-03-2010 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConventionalKell (Post 331169)
Some things better kept personal no?

Thats not what I wrote.

dReWpY 02-03-2010 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markunt138 (Post 331171)
Thats not what I wrote, thats what I am doing

:wtfru:

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markunt138 (Post 331171)
Thats not what I wrote.

Weird how it quoted that way though eh? ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by viagra (Post 331175)
:wtfru:

:lmao:


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