she straight up just called you a fag? for no reason? she deserved whatever self esteem crushing comments you delivered her way.

on a similar note, me and my friend were out carousing the other night. We were walking back to his apartment, and just stumbling around. I said something about getting head in the middle of the street stopping traffic, and he called me a fag. I punched him square in the eye, and laughed at him. While i was laughing he punched me right in the cheek. And then we both laughed. The people filing out of the bar behind us couldnt figure out what the hell was going on.

Not straight up to our faces, but we (ceo, my buddy and I) were walking around, probably being loud, and I heard her say fags or some shit, so I just blew up on her. It was funny, I got to know her guy a little bit, get a little history and then I blew up on her. If there were TV cameras there, I would've won some type of award soon after.

the type of award that you have to go back to court to receive? or the type of "action news 5 humanitarian of the year" award?

No, like a "best slap in a reality series" award.

she leave a hand print? was is open hand closed fingers?

Open. Solid connection.

how much would you have paid to be able to legaly back hand her ass into the stone age?

Nothing. I felt by her smacking me, I have defeated her. You know somebody has nothing left when all they can do is smack you. But if back-handing was legal, I would've done a 540 spin and back handed her right at the last rotation.

great visual.

That was awesome. Dumb bitch. Then she ran away down nthe street.

Did your buddy nail that waitress or what?

Good times. Great to meet you bro.
There is no probably about it. We were fuckin tanked.