This is fucked up. :td:

James

Bullshit.

The Eighties are no excuse. Your post clearly mentioned bananas and your mother.

The latent tendencies of such a post, are as obvious as Elton John in a thong, listening to Abba, while drinking an Appletini.

JC

Al Gore is going ot want that back

Clearly.

I mean, banana earings??!?!

You just described fnfalman :lol:

This thread has started to fail.... elton john and abba? Come on, you guys can do better.....

I don't put a lot of stock into this thread. This kid was a tool on CF and he's a tool here.

If he is serious, I hope they hammer him in the courtroom. I have family in Columbus that have been the victims of thieves and vandals. As a victim of theft myself, I have no tolerance for pathetic little pussies that won't step up to the plate and put in the work to get through life without victimizing others.

I want the INTERNET back right meow!

Hahahaha

You know, reading the title, this kid admits to fucking up his life. Question is, will he actually do anything about it? And, frankly, his life isn't "completely fucked" just because of this. Sure, for the moment, his life is going to suck. But, if he learns his lesson and pays for his mistakes, then he can change his life for the better. If he continues doing shit this stupid and never learns from this mistake, then yeah, his life is fucked.



Dude, that's fucking hilarious!

The problem is he wasn't sorry for what he did, he was sorry he got caught. If he said "I shouldn't have stolen becuase it was wrong and I won't do that again" then I think we'd be more sympathetic. Instead he went on about his home and shit like that and didn't think once about the person he stole from.

That cat would have been toast in WW1.

Oh, I agree with everyone calling him a lowlife. I'm just stating that it's completely up to him as to whether or not his life is actually fucked. It all depends on his actions from this point forward. From the way he stated things, I agree, that he needs to change his attitude, or his life really is fucked.

The peeking Tom cat is def. not living in an Asian household.

My friend brought up that he could be tried as an adult. If he does, it will stay on his record, then he really is fucked.

For B&E? Doubtful... That's usually reserved for violent crimes.

Has he responded since the first page? I would like to hear more from him

I'm sure there's visiting hours.

Does anyone know his real name? Wouldn't be hard to find out if this is true.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure its Dip A. Shit. Rack 'em.

I don't understand how it couldn't be true. Why would you say this bullshit on the forum?

I guess you've never been to bb.com. Plenty of people come up with crazier stories that are pure BS just for the hell of it.

Attention whores usually don't care whether the attention is positive or negative.

We're not on bb.com where I guess we would make stories to entertain each other about robbing automotive garages. I believe this is a loosely based motorcycle forum, not some dbag creative writing dungeon of gayness.

Misc section FTL :td:

WTF is bb.com?

Something that doesn't exist and they are most likely using some illiterate shorthand that only makes sense on their homoerotic site.

Bodybuilding.com

I was right...

homoerotic site full of men that send pictures to each other and act like this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATyVZXyBsLI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x5VMl74K0E

Actually you're not at all.

Good try though. :zowned:

How am i owned:?: The front page has a half naked dude on the front.


and here are all the homoerotic pictures you fags post to each other.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=29

How does that make it homoerotic? Where's the gay talk? Where's any of the things you say it has but yet only come up with YouTube clips of a douche who's laughed at on that forum?

Sounds to me like you're ignorant to the lifestyle and have a real issue with people who want to improve themselves and bash it because of your own insecurities.

Everyone that wants hard anal sex just post :rockwoot:

Hey man how ever you need to explain it so you can live with yourself is fine with me.

If a person calls their hobby a lifestyle then it is autogay. Dems da rules of interwebz

Assless chaps, Villiage People attire, mustaches/beards designed to tickle the bunghole, and a "lifestyle". I've always suspected Harley riders were gay...
http://www.touchstone-books.net/books/cover-harley.jpg

I'm sorry, I dont see how some of the threads I see there are all that gay....

Actually, the "fat to fit" type thread are inspirational and commendable..... coming from a person who is trying to lose the extra chub. I dont think there is anything wrong with wanting to look better.

As far as the guy in the video, I swear he was on my flight to Rome. The guy walked up to the gate in his muscle shirt. He kept makeing these nonchalant poses by grabbing the back of his daughters seat when he stood up on the flight. It was hilarious.....

Am I detecting a closet homo here? It's ok...you can tell us. :lol

I don't really like bb.com...because there is so much garbage on there, but some dudes with their shirts off is hardly gay. What are you fat?

foremost motorcycling legend? i thought it was things like this:

http://www.cmsnl.com/news/img/honda_RC142.jpg

:P

No just out to piss of our sensitive BB.com community that's all. I work out every day as well, just never understood the need to look at other pictures of men on a forum.

I guess I just spend my internet time differently than some of you, because according to your logic you must need to stare at dudes with their shirts off on the internet to not be gay:?: I don't know about you but a good part of my internet usage is looking at stuff like this...

http://img.brothersoft.com/screensho...r-51126-1.jpeg


I'm glad I derailed this thread enough to post a vida pic.


Oh yeah digifox your a jackass

Yep by default. They seem like a very sensitive and understanding group. They just take pictures of themselves to show to other dudes. Who could confuse that with anything?

Digifox...the world needs ditch diggers too. Maybe tree trimming. I suspect you're too stupid to see what you've done wrong and this probably isn't your first B@E.

I've had 2 vehicles stolen in the last 10 years from me. If I could get it court ordered I'd forgo the 16k that's owed to me and write it off with a bat to the knees. Everytime you roll out of bed and have a hard time walking, think of me you pussy thief...

I remember in my middle school, a person came into speak to are class about what kind of jobs and such we thinking about in the future. He went around the room and reached one idiot in the back "What kind of career would you like in the future? Are you thinking you will move on to college?"
His response was "My daddy digs ditches and if the that's good enough for him its good enough for me" I thought it was pretty funny at the time.

It's pretty funny now as long as that person isn't taking your stuff. It's already been covered in this thread. My tolerance for thieves rates right up with rapists and woman beaters. You'll be begging for the cops...

Did anybody "beg for the cops" when you had your two vehicles stolen?

It's not gay to look at the male form.
It's only gay if you try "hey brah" your way into their lifestyle after seeing them in their banana hammock. They even make a brand of condoms that cater to the buttsexing that follows.
100% FACT

I was watching an episode of "Hopkins" which is about doctors at Johns Hopkins hospital and their top neurosurgeon came to America (illegally) without knowing any English and worked as a day laborer digging ditches and trimming trees. He decided to become a doctor and worked his way through college and med school to become one of the top neurosurgeons in the world.

I myself literally dug ditches ($9-10 an hour) while I payed my way through school. Up at 5:30am every morning and worked until 4-5pm. I then went straight to school Monday-Thursday and stayed until 8pm (and sometimes 10:30) to go home and do HW. I studied on my lunch breaks and any chance I had. I'm now an EMT and plan on working my way up to a Physicians Assistant.

People have no excuses for going to a life of crime. You can always better yourself but it just takes hard work.

Tallywacker. I thank you greatly for Vida!!! :boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs:

I did...:lol: The cops found pieces of my bike and 5 others.

:?:
Wtf are you talking about. How does this pertain to my story family breed ditch diggers?

Friends, lest we forget that this kid is an ASS grabber.

:gofurslf: for trying bring my derailment under control:lol



Digifox have fun in jail bud! I hear they prefer the touch of a younger mans skin...

Nah, apparently prison rape is a myth.

Your new best friend.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DfkOriwBnk...a-rope-256.jpg

James

According to a guy I work with that was a prison guard in New Mexico for several years, it's not a myth.

There's plenty of "punks" in prison, no need to rape people. I'm sure it happens, but it's EXTREMELY rare.

My sources from GTAIV tell me that prison rape is an american thing.

:lol: I may have had some drinks when I quoted that...my bad.

When I said the world needs ditch diggers too, I was quoting Caddyshack...:lol:

Technically, people in general take pictures of themselves so they can post up them on Facebook, motorcycle forums, bodybuilding forums, car forums etc. etc. It's people who want to be the center of attention so others can notice and be impressed. Why do you think people here go on rides, then not more than 1 hour more they have 60 pictures of themselves next to every single stop? It's the same thing dude...really.

100% agree with you there. I take worthless pics of crap I buy and post it here all the time. I do draw the line at taking pics every time we go on a ride. Heck, we went for 4 hours today...not a single pic.:lol:

"Here's my bike at the gas station.."

"Here's my bike in front of Mc Donalds..."

"Here's my bike in front of some stupid trees..."

"Here's my bike in front of a church..."

"Here's a pic of my gage cluster..."

"Here's a pic of my bike's shadow..."
:lol:

You forgot:

"Here's a pic of my bike in front of a bridge"

"Here's a pic of the border"

"Here's a pic of my bike in front of some world known location"

"Here's a pic of my bike in front of some random place, just because I'm enjoying my trip and want to share with like minded people"

Hey hey hey, we're only allowed to talk about left wing politics and the legalisation of marijuana here. You keep that motorcycle shit to yourself :lmao:

As I said before, whatever you have to do to justify it so you can live with yourself, that's fine with me.

How the fuck did we get here??? Seriously? Bike pictures at McDonalds and bodybuilding, didnt some kid steal something? :lol:

This thread has turned into the new Belly up to the Bar.... :bonk:

Nah but I doubt it's a guarantee either... If one side argues that it ALWAYS happens and the other argues that it never happens (extreme cases), they are usually both wrong. Your POV seemed to be that it is almost inevitable that if you go to prison you will be raped. Not only that, but you contend that the system actually condones and uses this type of behavior as "punishment" and a deterrent for breaking the rules. I find that hard to believe considering the level of surveillance. I am also having a hard time with the notion that prisoners are showing up in the infirmary with torn anuses and stories of the "guard stood by and let them rape me" without any action being taken. Guards get fired from prisons for shoving inmates and calling them names these days.:idk: I'm sure that it does happen, I just doubt that it happens all the time or that the "system" is orchestrating the situation. Heck, they won't just stand by and let them fight, why would they allow rape? As a guard, I'd rather watch two guys fight it out than....:panic::panic::panic::panic:

This thread has gone from OP's crime spree to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEaFu_HfOo4

WTF is that??

this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmPehlHK3w

alrighty then

Is there really 9 minutes of that shit?

bout nine minutes to skim through this thread

Some guards at rikers island recently got canned, and I think charged for having prisoners fight one another to keep some of the prisoners in line.

Not according to the people I know who've been there.

I'm telling you, I've had more than a few friends go to prison, some family and I've had my fair share of troubles from the early 2000's. That doesn't happen unless it's a very rare and extreme case. Most cases of "rape" are when a punk gets caught getting railed up the ass and doesn't want to go to the hole for an A charge which is about 6 months and possibly a custody demotion, so he lies and says it was rape. Hell, my dad did 8 years in the 90's for cocaine possession and did time at one of the most notorious prisons in Al. He said he never heard of it once happening, too many gay guys for it to be necessary.

I raped a dude before this post, and I'm not even in prison. Think about how often it must happen behind bars.

Someone, somewhere is raping a guy right now. Maybe or maybe not even in prision. Wrap your head around that for a moment.

I worry about you guys.. it seems your thought processes are centralized around guy on guy rape.

Don't worry about this crew. They are well past the point of being helped.

tru dat.

Because guy on girl rape is just wrong....

But girl on girl is another story..... :lol:

Its about time for this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWu13Uh2Yw

Its about time for some man on man love action.

You know, at this point Digifox could come back in here and start posting and nobody would even notice...unless he brought up being man-raped.

:lol: most likely true

It's not about justification, it's about being the center of attention. You can think what you wish, but as Tyester said you are wrong.

You guys are way to serious, I'm just fucking around. I didn't your internet male voyeur site lifestyle was so important to you. Sorry bro

This

Isn't this douche always bragging about his fancy phone. Sell the bike, cancel the phone. sell the other vehilces. donate blood. get a job

but that is work and effort - generation next is all about useless and handouts..

lol.....I just hate when people are wrong on the internet...:lol

He's a democrat. Give him a break!

Zing

I did this exact same thing, with the exact same outcome and future state

I call BS. He was on here on the 9th and hasn't responded. BS BS BS!

Duh, maybe he's incarcerated.

Or he's deathly afraid to say anything...

Unless his friends stole more shit to pawn off to pay his bond, i'm guessing he's locked up.

I highly doubt theres any amount of bond for a B&E. He didnt murder anyone, he stole some shit from a car dealership, and I doubt he's a flight risk.

last activity - 9/5/10...

Prolly read the first page or so of this thread and bailed... lol

Bailed to give dudes BJ's, no doubt.

The kid is what, 17?

He mentioned paper work with charges in his first post, so he's already made bail, or been ROR.

He's a juvy with a non-violent offense. He'll get probation, community service and restitution, and that's probably it.

JC