It something about the pollution that comes from the midwest. It hits NE air and Italian girls....already cursed with thick arm hair lose the ability to maintain their figure at around age 29.

Unfortunately...no.
Already did that study...

We already knew Bill was rascist. Hearing him talk about minorities is like hearing a SNL satire of a white nationalist spokesperson.

Not funny enough to laugh at but...



i dont know how to follow that up.

Pert much, I remember seeing this girl at hooters (working unfortunately, we don't have a good one) that I was all hung up on in hs, she'd doubled in size and I didn't recognize her till one of my soldiers started chubby chasing :lol

So um, shave the armpits? Most girls do anyway...

Or are you talking the rest of the arm? :lol:

So then that would affect Jews and Puerto Ricans too, since we all know how many of them are in the NE

I've found that if the phrase "Family is very important" is associated with a nationality then there is an 79.678% chance that the girls are going to be spherical.

So you youngins out there.
If she says outta the blue that "My Family is very important to me" during that first date...expect her to be 100lbs heavier in 10 years.

Puerto ricans are the masters of transition.
That ass that was magical at age 18 requires a permit to operate on sidewalks by age 23.

Forearm....thick black hair on the forearm

Good point

There is a potential for a mustache to appear as well. That may be more of a function of not taking as much care of an existing issue as a person gets older though.