Umbrellas are for pussies, youre not going to melt :lol:

Not army issued. We're soldiers, we get wet

Fuck you, you ogre. I use a goddam umbrella. You wanna walk around soaking fucking wet, thats your choice.

I find I get almost as wet trying to open and close the damn things when getting in and out of the car :lol:

I have a girlie umbrella that opens and closes at the push of a button. It's also VERY compact. I think it's supposed to be purse-sized :lol: Now, if it would just rain here....

You can have our rain, come get it

Interesting, though I spose they have the cash to cover that kind of policy

This is true on both counts.

I did think about that... I also thought about just washing it in the rain... who cares if it gets more wet..right? Then dry it in the garage... but just wait.

Slackin!

But yes the weather has been shit!

More animal suicides... I hit a rabbit and a snake today. Took a pic of the snake, didn't kill it but it looked pretty hurt. 600 lbs over your back will do that. He crawled kinda sideways to the edge of the road.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/l...r/58bf5e17.jpg

Animal killer.
It's ok, snakes aren't natural anyway. I mean, they move, but have no legs... That shit just ain't right. :lol:

Ugh...fucking hate snakes.

I hate bees more

Spiders are the devils work...

No Chuck Norris invented spiders not the devil.

The devil checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.

You know whats behind Chuck Norris's Beard?

Another FIST

I got the HTC HD2...not impressed beyond the huge screen. Put in an order and a $50 deposit for the HTC EVO, same phone Snapdragon, 1 G ram, 4 G if it ever comes here, hotspot for 8 devices, 8 meg camera, android oc, etc

http://now.sprint.com/evo/

HD2 going back! I have a couple weeks left on my Google contract and I'm out of my T-Mobile contract so see ya! Btw I'm no huge fan of Sprint either but presumably they've gotten much better in the 3 years since I've last sampled their service, again we'll see.

spiders are pure evil. I even paid some lady to put a huge one on me at the rally last year to see if I could get over my fear. I managed to smile in the picture but was shaking like a leaf.

Well at least the spider was smiling because he didn't have to worry about getting raped!:lol:

Nope...Just smooshed

it wasn't real...

:leaving:

sadly it was, I opted to stay outside. I will freehand a cobra before i hold a spider.

I will fuck a spider up.

I dont think tarantulas shoudl be counted as a spider per se. Obviously they are a big mfin spider technically, but the ones people have as pets, like the one Hokie was holding are actually really cool.

Some info for you haters, those are amazingly fragile. A fall from as little as 6 inches can cause so much trauma they will die.

I can arrange that :lol:

good

The only good spider is a dead spider. That pretty much goes for snakes and cats too.

just heard some bad news. there was a lightning strike last week and 4 guys were killed. Turns out one of the 4 was a draftsman at our westchester site. I didnt see the guy this week and then just heard he was one of the 4 that got killed.

Holy shit. Terrible.

Haters.

:lol:

Im sorry to hear that Tommy, how horrible. Is that a quick painless way to go?

I would think so. From what I heard on the news the 4 were dead on the scene and a fifth went to the hospital. I need to dig up more news on it now.

got another black snake today...

You taking black snake now? Homo! :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Ep1nmwWU0

Snakes and spiders? You guys are pussies!



Real men (like me) are afraid of dwarfs and clowns. :lol

:lol: True story.

There is a local lady that has an adult mentally challenged son. He is mostly functional and stays at home during the day while she works. She gets a phone call at work one day from him:

Son:"Mom, theres a troll here and he wont leave me alone!"
Mom: "What? I've told you not to call me at work. I'll be home later."

So a bit later he calls her back:

Son:"Mom, it's okay now. The troll wouldnt leave me alone, so I caught him and locked him in the closet."

So the Mom gets her bosses permission to run home and see what the problem is, gets there only to find the neighbors over (they helped take care of him), the police, and a VERY angry Jehovah's Witness black midget with frizzy hair.

Turns out the midget came inside when the son opened the door, but was trying to get him to listen to him and succeeded in annoying him. The son thought he was a troll doll, like the ones we had in the 90's as toys and after awhile he just picked him up, tossed him in the closet and pushed a chair under it to keep him in!

After learning the situation, the cops firmly advised the midget that it would be ridiculous to file charges since he was taking advantage of a mentally challenged individual by forcing his way in the house.

Psst....they don't like to be called midgets (or punched in the face for no reason).

Enh, i fulfilled my PC obligation by using challenged instead of retarded.

:wink: And the very thought of saying "little people" just makes my skin crawl. I mean honestly, isnt that more offensive?

Maybe.
Personally, I call them all Merlin.
Evil spell casting little bastards.

snort

Thats awesome, I'll have to remember that!

And there was my good laugh for the day. Thanks

:lmao: that's awesome. Even more so because he was a Jehova's Witness.

:lol

10+ hours of sleep is a wonderful thing. :)

Oh yeah, the "troll" thing is f'ing hilarious!

Good story.

Played with the boobs, drank the beer, now on to working on the bike!

rode out to jersey and got to hang with zoomie for a bit. couldnt get on any of the bikes today (demos were all booked when we got there) but my friend chris got out on 2 that he liked. The ride home was an adventure.

We took a dif route to goover to a friends house, we got slammed in traffic heading up to the GWB so we lans split and mr officer on the side of the road didnt appreciate that. flashed the pba card (got a captains card now:rockwoot: ) he looked at it and went into the car. few minutes later he gave us warning and we were free to go.

traffic he rest of the way sucked ass but made it home safe and sound and a so so day of riding beats working.

Plus one

Don't bother me, but hubby screams like a girl when he sees one. It is hilarious!

Awesome! :rockwoot:

It has become clear that Azoomm is telling Derf my business. :lol:

She threw ya under the bus at dinner on friday night :lol:

:lol: you have great business.

Cell phone goodness - Ordered my HTC EVO yesterday. :)

Me too!!! Best Buy? Or did you go straight to Sprint?

I am pretty hilarious. :lol:

All are important things to do...and in the correct order.

True.

Got the luggage fitted to the bike, and went to install the HID's.
Sadly, one of the bulbs is no good, so I need to call DDM and get a replacement coming.

Decompressing.

*phew*

Fuck that company. I'll never order from them.

SWEET! My new stuff should be sitting at the house when I get there!

Yeah, I ordered the same time Gas did, so I didn't know about the probs. Just now have time and am home to install them, don't have a choice but to deal with them to get a warranty replacement.

I hear ya man. Just hearing his probs with them was enough. Now to hear someone else having issues seals the deal even further. Just sucks for you guys too.

Best Buy - same price, same contracts, but you don't have to file for a rebate at Best Buy, they make it an "instant" rebate. :)

Exactly! That's why I went with them! You'll get yours first because I'll be at the rally...:lol:

To be fair, the Sprint Store wouldn't even "guarantee" that they'd have EVOs on the 4th. "... it might be a few days..." (i.e. they were being handed out to friends and family first, then the general public would get whatever's left over).

I'm already collecting suggestions for apps to buy. I definitely will have a 32GB microSDHC card ready for the phone. :)

yea I have a 16g card now and I'll see how it goes... with the 8m camera and all the sons that I like to put on a phone, I use it for a mp3 player in the car. Any idea how big of a card comes with the phone stock? The HD2 came with a 16g card...

Well my first message was left yesterday (sunday) and they are closed, so didn't expect an answer. No answer today kinda bugged me. I'll try tomorrow and if I get no answer, and no response, then it's on to bigger fish. I still have the # of the CEO that ebbs posted before.

Thats exactly the kind of shit that makes a company worthless to me.

Mangia for dinner, Schlitterbahn manana then to the Grand Hyatt for the weekend! Happy Anniversary to me! :D

Got the trailer from Lowes to haul the bike with me to school in June.
Then went out drinking with the locals. Free drinks for serving our country FTW!!!

2 days until I am 21. Shit is going to be crazy.

Good deal, brother. Again, welcome home and thanks for your service.

Hell yeah schlitterbahn

You are just a youngin!

Bike enroute to the shop, I'm enroute to Duluth for the weekend.

Taking my roommate out for her first group ride this weekend! Hopefully her bike starts on sat.

No one cares.

...yet you post...

And so do you...what the fuck is your point?

Markos a very caring individual :lol:

He makes me laugh. :lol:

Nice.

You said no one cares. Not true. So I posted. That is all.:shrug:

Correction. 1 person cares. My mistake.

Thank you! :)

...it starts with one...

:moon:

Nice ass....

That is the point of this thread... random posts.


and now... --> :boobs:

Marko, I care about you bud... does that count?

Of course it does, lover.

Why dont you 2 rent brokeback mountain and be done with it already :lol:

What's up, bitches?

What up CEO. Tom is gay, that's about it.

You jealous? You Ted Nudget lookin mofo!

Slugs like yeungling. FACT

Slugs are lushes, fact

Yep slurms mckenzie is the man

Phenix has picture proof to be posted. Also I am hammered.

He is, he let me give tl a hot sexy lap dance

It was pretty hawt. Jerz gets down wit the lap dizzlees

Pork mutha fucking rock n roll bitches. Derfs wife won't eat the sausage but apparently will do it lolz

She ate tl's meat

-derf

AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHßßßßßSSSSß ßSSSs !!!!!!!! Nah that's kinda hot lol

Waiting for the girls to get dirty

Where are the frekin pics, I am suffering here at work so I need something