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derf 05-23-2010 02:04 AM

no pics but they were grinding eachother

tommymac 05-23-2010 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 375343)
no pics but they were grinding eachother

Youre not helping me here :lol:

dReWpY 05-23-2010 03:40 AM

I hate dumb ppl, seriously

tommymac 05-23-2010 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 375353)
I hate dumb ppl, seriously

I feel your pain there, at least I get to poke some of them with sharp objects.

Cutty72 05-23-2010 09:29 AM

What's crackin? Niece woke me up early, so waitin for the BIL to make us breakfast.

marko138 05-23-2010 09:58 AM

Wife and dog let me sleep in.

Cutty72 05-23-2010 10:03 AM

Thinkin I may try to get a nap later before the drive home.

Phenix_Rider 05-23-2010 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 375346)
Youre not helping me here :lol:

New thread with pics
http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthrea...389#post375389


Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 375381)
Wife and dog let me sleep in.

Bastard cat wouldn't let me sleep after I was out late.

Cutty72 05-23-2010 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phenix_Rider (Post 375390)
New thread with pics
http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthrea...389#post375389



Bastard cat wouldn't let me sleep after I was out late.

Kill the cat, problem solved.

azoomm 05-23-2010 10:50 AM

Holy shit yesterday was fun.... Doug Polen is a machine.

Dave 05-24-2010 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phenix_Rider (Post 375390)
New thread with pics
http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthrea...389#post375389



Bastard cat wouldn't let me sleep after I was out late.

next time hes trying to sleep you should annoy him. lick im, eat his food and sniff his butt. not nessesarily in that order :lol

Cutty72 05-24-2010 08:01 PM

Back from Duluth, had a blast, except for the 530 am wake up by the niece. Guess she was really excited to play with uncle. :lol:

HurricaneHeather 05-24-2010 08:11 PM

I'm gonna be an aunt! Yay?

Cutty72 05-24-2010 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 375852)
I'm gonna be an aunt! Yay?

Better to find out as a surprise that you are going to be an aunt than a mother :lol:

marko138 05-24-2010 08:21 PM

Nothing but truth in that statement.

HurricaneHeather 05-24-2010 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 375854)
Better to find out as a surprise that you are going to be an aunt than a mother :lol:

Word. I am gonna be a great crazy aunt. Crazy doesn't go as good with mother. :lol:

Trip 05-27-2010 12:13 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9wk5lgGFo

Cutty72 05-27-2010 12:43 AM

Got to play with the big equipment on the farm again tonight.

I am seriously considering giving up the stable set hours of the guard job to go back to the farm (for more money).

Guess we have to see what offer comes about.

dReWpY 05-27-2010 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 376739)

kill it!!!, a ginger gook!

the chi 05-27-2010 11:48 AM

Jesus H Christ...days like today make me wonder why I like my job...

If I have to call the cops on one more degenerate that wants to throw a fit because they refuse to pay their bills, I may just walk out with them. I'm tired of being cursed at. *sigh*

Gas Man 05-29-2010 01:15 AM

You do what again Rae?

Cutty72 05-29-2010 02:00 AM

Gov't work. Which even at it's worst, isn't that bad. Just a lot of stupid people to deal with.

azoomm 05-29-2010 04:45 AM

Damn but I've missed my bike......

NONE_too_SOFT 05-29-2010 07:13 AM

5 hours of sleep is not enough. i need to find a good place at the hospital to catch some zzzzzz's.

marko138 05-29-2010 03:24 PM

Cutty is spot on. In my experience, guv work at its worst is still better (and easier) than any day in the private sector.

Dave 05-30-2010 03:25 AM

im glad me and derf fucked with my suspension today. feels much better

Cutty72 05-30-2010 11:15 AM

That's the next step for me to play with on the bike...

defector 05-31-2010 10:29 PM

Damn. We took the pocketbikes, dirt bikes, pitbikes and supermoto bikes out this weekend. Damn near everybody crashed (myself included).

Dirtbike gear doesn't fare well against asphalt. I got terrible road rash - possible surgery Wed to get the rest of the debris out. Also a broken finger, and possibly a fractured elbow. Awesome times. Not.

NONE_too_SOFT 05-31-2010 10:45 PM

butt pirates

marko138 06-01-2010 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 378159)
Damn. We took the pocketbikes, dirt bikes, pitbikes and supermoto bikes out this weekend. Damn near everybody crashed (myself included).

Dirtbike gear doesn't fare well against asphalt. I got terrible road rash - possible surgery Wed to get the rest of the debris out. Also a broken finger, and possibly a fractured elbow. Awesome times. Not.

Holy shit.

defector 06-01-2010 10:17 AM

Confirmed: broken right pinky, fractured left elbow, puncture wound and heavy road rash to left forearm. Light road rash left shoulder and rib cage (very light abrasion from the gear). Light rash to right forearm (again from the gear). Both palms heavy rash (lots of missing skin from where the gloves look like they melted).
Thankfully no damage to the noggin, but my helmet got some pretty good scrapes.

ontwo 06-01-2010 10:19 AM

Ouch. Good luck with the healin

marko138 06-01-2010 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector (Post 378274)
Confirmed: broken right pinky, fractured left elbow, puncture wound and heavy road rash to left forearm. Light road rash left shoulder and rib cage (very light abrasion from the gear). Light rash to right forearm (again from the gear). Both palms heavy rash (lots of missing skin from where the gloves look like they melted).
Thankfully no damage to the noggin, but my helmet got some pretty good scrapes.

WTF happened?

azoomm 06-01-2010 10:26 AM

Oh shit, man! Heal quickly and completely!

defector 06-01-2010 10:32 AM

Put simply, I crashed wearing improper gear.
I have separate gear for all the riding I normally do. I have a 2 peice suit for the street, a 1 piece for the track, a 1 piece for the pocketbikes/supermoto, and dirtbike gear.
Since my son had friends over, we started handing my gear out to them to use. When it came to me all that was left was the dirtbike gear. When I went down, it didn't hold up well for the speed I was going on asphalt. (It is kinda old).
Stupid decision on my part, and I am paying for it now. Lesson learned.
ER's suck (no offense to any Dr's they did a great job), morphine sucks, Vicodin sucks, and damn near crying every time I shower sucks.

dReWpY 06-01-2010 06:05 PM

That sux

t-homo 06-01-2010 06:31 PM

Disagree on morphine. lol Sorry to hear about that man. Hope you heal quickly.

defector 06-01-2010 08:32 PM

All morphine did was make me cold and sleepy. Is that what is supposed to do?

Phenix_Rider 06-01-2010 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 378478)
All morphine did was make me cold and sleepy. Is that what is supposed to do?

That, and make you relive the civil war. Apparently, my grandfather (when he broke his back) and his roommate had quite a conversation about several battles as though they had seen them in person. He was only 82 when he passed two years back.

Phenix_Rider 06-01-2010 09:02 PM

On a brighter note, I found a good place to work out. Everything is fucking expensive in this city, but they're willing to work with me and it feels a lot like my old school.

azoomm 06-02-2010 12:11 AM

I went for my first street ride with my daughter tonight.

*grin*

dReWpY 06-02-2010 01:12 AM

congrats on the ride, were ya a nervous wreck

Dave 06-02-2010 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 378553)
I went for my first street ride with my daughter tonight.

*grin*

sweet!

azoomm 06-02-2010 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 378563)
congrats on the ride, were ya a nervous wreck

Only because I don't trust cars. She is an amazing rider.

defector 06-02-2010 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 378553)
I went for my first street ride with my daughter tonight.

*grin*

Awesome! I have 2 more years to wait.

Cutty72 06-02-2010 10:09 PM

I went for a ride on my mower tonight.

azoomm 06-02-2010 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 378904)
I went for a ride on my mower tonight.


Woo! I was going to ride tonight, but it's storming. So, I had Jordan change her oil. :)

Cutty72 06-02-2010 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 378907)
Woo! I was going to ride tonight, but it's storming. So, I had Jordan change her oil. :)

Mine's brand new. Got tired of the 2+ hours of pushing...

Dave 06-06-2010 03:14 AM

watching 1970's start the revolution without me.

fucking hilarious. gene wilder is hilariously insane

defector 06-06-2010 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 378274)
Confirmed: broken right pinky, fractured left elbow, puncture wound and heavy road rash to left forearm. Light road rash left shoulder and rib cage (very light abrasion from the gear). Light rash to right forearm (again from the gear). Both palms heavy rash (lots of missing skin from where the gloves look like they melted).
Thankfully no damage to the noggin, but my helmet got some pretty good scrapes.

So here we are 1 week later...
Full movement back in the left elbow, I can actually make a fist with my right hand. No painkillers since Wednesday, and showers aren't excruciatingly painful anymore (but they still sting).

Dave 06-07-2010 10:15 AM

Had a sweet dream last night, honda had released a new litre bike with a w5 that was stomping the dogshit out of everyone. There was also some sideplot with humanity enslaved by damn dirty apes and amuro ray leading the revolution in this wicked looking black gundam...but that's another story ;)

dReWpY 06-07-2010 12:10 PM

oh fck that looks like it hurts

defector 06-07-2010 12:29 PM

Yep. Stupid hurts. But I think it is healing up nicely considering how it looked a week ago.
Plus it gave me an idea for a new tatoo. I think I will get a band aid tattooed over the hole near the elbow when it heals completely.

caveman 06-15-2010 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 379916)
So here we are 1 week later...
Full movement back in the left elbow, I can actually make a fist with my right hand. No painkillers since Wednesday, and showers aren't excruciatingly painful anymore (but they still sting).

That puncture wound looks like someone used a tear shaped hole punch on your skin. Damn that looks like some painful shit there, bud.

Hope you heal quick

defector 06-15-2010 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caveman (Post 383218)
That puncture wound looks like someone used a tear shaped hole punch on your skin. Damn that looks like some painful shit there, bud.

Hope you heal quick

Forgot to post up some new pics of my fresh new pink skin. Everything but the puncture hole has pretty much healed. The scab came off it this AM and it is still pretty deep looking. Might be a while on that one...

Mudpuppy 06-17-2010 11:51 AM

after a successful sabbatical i am back for your edification and amusement

NONE_too_SOFT 06-17-2010 01:02 PM

the cheese is ssticking to my ttteeth

Gas Man 06-17-2010 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 384147)
after a successful sabbatical i am back for your edification and amusement

Fuck ya!! Welcome the F back Mud. We need more of you're style around here. Get to work man!

oh and don't forget to take pics of your sprint this weekend. including the expidition rigged.

Mudpuppy 06-17-2010 02:37 PM

you lost me on the sprint?

i am going to take a picture of my balls on your chin though so get out the talcum powder beotch..

caveman 06-18-2010 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 384220)
you lost me on the sprint?

i am going to take a picture of my balls on your chin though so get out the talcum powder beotch..

how did you know Gas' favorite position?:rockwoot:

mwahahaha

Gas Man 06-18-2010 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 384220)
you lost me on the sprint?

i am going to take a picture of my balls on your chin though so get out the talcum powder beotch..

Your trip this weekend Capt Douche!

And that's enough out of you caveman or I'll bitch slap you back to your moma's house.

Mudpuppy 06-18-2010 10:36 AM

ah i see - wouldn't call it a sprint.. more like a slow 90mph lope in the expedition with the r6 hanging on by a thread on back of it.. and of course the pom mom stickers that don the vehicle and make it mo better..

i just found a new picture of gasman:

http://images.jkcreativephotography....ers/e-thug.jpg

the chi 06-18-2010 11:26 AM

snort

Awesome MP.

Dave 06-18-2010 11:47 AM

Uss forrestal arrived this morning at the navy yard, hoping to get my list done early so I can swing over and catch a glimse of america's first supercarrier.

Mudpuppy 06-18-2010 06:39 PM

i try - i figure if i put enough ignorant shit out there sooner or later some of it will stick like mashed taters to the wall.. and in this case - score..

plus gasman is fun to pick on..

Gas Man 06-18-2010 09:11 PM

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l3...ing/e-thug.jpg

Rangerscott 06-18-2010 11:12 PM

Tetris the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE_1K...ure=grec_index

Cutty72 06-20-2010 04:48 PM

Only 2 weeks left of this school, then back to "normal" life.

azoomm 06-21-2010 09:02 AM

Do we have anyone in Connecticut on the forum?

Dave 06-21-2010 10:01 AM

So looks like a healthy dose of gorilla glue has cured my mateba's tendancy to crack its grip in half on the first shot. Looking forward to bringing my "castigator" to the range more often :D

Rangerscott 06-23-2010 11:09 AM

New episodes of Futurama tomorrow. Set dvrs to stunning.

marko138 06-23-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 386099)
New episodes of Futurama tomorrow. Set dvrs to stunning.

That show SUCKS.

Dave 06-23-2010 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 386108)
That show SUCKS.

Bite my shiney metal ass

t-homo 06-23-2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 386112)
Bite my shiney metal ass

Real talk.

Mr Lefty 06-23-2010 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 385318)
Do we have anyone in Connecticut on the forum?

don't think so... why? I lived there back in 94-97

Rangerscott 06-23-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 386108)
That show SUCKS.

Autobots suck.

marko138 06-23-2010 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 386301)
Autobots suck.

Only a doucher who likes Futurama would say that.

caveman 06-24-2010 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 386347)
Only a doucher who likes Futurama would say that.

I must agree Autobots do not suck. In fact, I still have my Optimus Prime Transformer on the bookshelf in my basement. Along with all my other nerd kids stuff toys. Purely so that I may pass them on to my son.

:screwy:

Dave 06-24-2010 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 386301)
Autobots suck.

michael bay killed the franchise for me. murdered it in cold blood and raped the corpse. all the explosions in the world couldnt fix those disasters.

Quote:

Originally Posted by caveman (Post 386396)
I must agree Autobots do not suck. In fact, I still have my Optimus Prime Transformer on the bookshelf in my basement. Along with all my other nerd kids stuff toys. Purely so that I may pass them on to my son.

:screwy:

fuck autobots, dinobots are where its at. specifically grimlock

defector 06-24-2010 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 386410)
michael bay killed the franchise for me. murdered it in cold blood and raped the corpse. all the explosions in the world couldnt fix those disasters.

Michael Bay could ruin porn.
REAL TALK.

Trip 06-24-2010 10:31 AM

Go Bots is where it's at.

Particle Man 06-24-2010 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caveman (Post 386396)
I must agree Autobots do not suck. In fact, I still have my Optimus Prime Transformer on the bookshelf in my basement. Along with all my other nerd kids stuff toys. Purely so that I may pass them on to my son.

:screwy:

Got one of those too :rockwoot:

Trip 06-24-2010 04:07 PM

I got an old first edition Lion Voltron, not one of those sissy safe ones either, one of the paint laced with lead ones. They tried to recall my shit, I told them to suck it.

t-homo 06-24-2010 06:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA

Mr Lefty 06-24-2010 07:46 PM

interesting

marko138 06-24-2010 08:36 PM

Holy shit. I might, MIGHT, work a full day tomorrow.


I honestly can't remember the last time I worked a full day on a Friday. FML.

t-homo 06-24-2010 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 386665)
Holy shit. I might, MIGHT, work a full day tomorrow.


I honestly can't remember the last time I worked a full day on a Friday. FML.

It must be so hard to be you. lol

marko138 06-25-2010 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 386665)
Holy shit. I might, MIGHT, work a full day tomorrow.


I honestly can't remember the last time I worked a full day on a Friday. FML.

Yeah, this isn't happening. I'm leaving early.

Rangerscott 06-25-2010 11:14 PM

Pie run tomorrow bitches!!! Gonna eat that pie like its...........................


Ya'll be rick roll'd and yous gonna love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1ox...watch_response

Cutty72 06-25-2010 11:22 PM

The Buell has returned.
After riding it, I now know that the seal was leaking for awhile. The clutch is very stiff now again, which it hasn't been in a long time.

Crazy how after riding a bike down 500cc's for a couple weeks, this one is just retarded!

Rangerscott 06-25-2010 11:36 PM

http://i.imgur.com/kKk8s.jpg

t-homo 06-26-2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 386983)
Pie run tomorrow bitches!!! Gonna eat that pie like its...........................


Ya'll be rick roll'd and yous gonna love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1ox...watch_response

Not that great at all. I went to go see this dubstep guy from Oakland last weekend who was sick. Don't remember who it was.

Rangerscott 06-26-2010 10:34 PM

I dont know a whole lot on dubstep. Just been listening to it lately. I've been listening to Cookie Monsta and Borgore.


Is this jacket blue or more purple. I know it says blue, but when its this color, I can't tell.

http://www.motorcycle-superstore.com...Closeouts.aspx

Amber Lamps 06-27-2010 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 387178)
I dont know a whole lot on dubstep. Just been listening to it lately. I've been listening to Cookie Monsta and Borgore.


Is this jacket blue or more purple. I know it says blue, but when its this color, I can't tell.

http://www.motorcycle-superstore.com...Closeouts.aspx

blue

Rangerscott 06-27-2010 12:25 AM

Don't lie to me.

dReWpY 06-27-2010 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 386986)

cant stop staring

Rangerscott 06-27-2010 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 387226)
cant stop staring


Pssst..................you can see her lips.




I'm still alive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgXez...ure=grec_index

derf 06-27-2010 04:48 PM

Michael bay didnt ruin transformers, megan fox and shia labeouf did.

Dave 06-27-2010 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 387340)
Michael bay didnt ruin transformers, megan fox and shia labeouf did.

Bullshit. Optimus might as well have said TRANSFORM AND PRODUCT PLACE :lol:
Plus their military advisor should have been skinned alive roasted on a spit for that grievous misrepresentation of the armed services

derf 06-27-2010 06:14 PM

I can agree to that, but it was just a movie, I started to ignore all the military fubars. product placement doesnt bother me as long as it doesnt interfere with the story too much. Those two actors just sucked.


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