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marko138 07-15-2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 393150)

Wild.

the chi 07-15-2010 09:23 AM

Whoa, thats kinda trippy.

And yes.

ontwo 07-15-2010 09:34 AM

Cool pic marko

Amber Lamps 07-15-2010 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ontwo (Post 393204)
Cool pic marko

yea marko, you're the greatest! Screw that Dave guy!!!:lol:

Dave 07-15-2010 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 393208)
yea marko, you're the greatest! Screw that Dave guy!!!:lol:

:lmao:

ontwo 07-15-2010 09:50 AM

Damnit. My bad guys :lol: Haven't had my pot of coffee yet

marko138 07-15-2010 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber lamps (Post 393208)
yea marko, you're the greatest!

qft.

Amber Lamps 07-15-2010 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 393222)
qft.

You have to savor the good times...no?

marko138 07-15-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 393232)
You have to savor the good times...no?

With you, yes.

Mudpuppy 07-15-2010 11:36 AM

that is pretty trippy and cool..

defector 07-15-2010 06:57 PM

2 Attachment(s)
My paws the 1st week of June...
And yesterday.

derf 07-15-2010 07:06 PM

Thats what you get from aggressive masturbation

t-homo 07-15-2010 07:38 PM

use lotion to avoid chafing.

Trip 07-15-2010 08:18 PM

I helped convict this guy this morning. Notice to all you drug users, don't sell the shit or give any of it to anyone. Merely handing it off to a buddy is distribution, by law. No money or profit has to be involved, just a mere transfer of possession. The time you have to do is hard time if the federal government gets a hold of your ass. They had some real hardcore lawyers on this case. It was pretty interesting. No matter how awesome and deceptive you think you are, they will fucking own your ass, so don't do it.

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2010/ju...wner-pot-opia/

Amber Lamps 07-15-2010 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 393479)
I helped convict this guy this morning. Notice to all you drug users, don't sell the shit or give any of it to anyone. Merely handing it off to a buddy is distribution, by law. No money or profit has to be involved, just a mere transfer of possession. The time you have to do is hard time if the federal government gets a hold of your ass. They had some real hardcore lawyers on this case. It was pretty interesting. No matter how awesome and deceptive you think you are, they will fucking own your ass, so don't do it.

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2010/ju...wner-pot-opia/

Aw come on trip have a heart, these people are just wanting to relax after a hard day and get away from it all... All this stuff should be legal anyway, isn't this a free country anymore?:lol:

Rangerscott 07-16-2010 12:40 AM

What a party pooper. I'll defiantly make sure you're not invited to my next chucky cheese b-day party.










































































Watch your back.

t-homo 07-16-2010 08:49 PM

Trip, i don't know how you can handle being such a badass all of the time.

Trip 07-16-2010 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 393761)
Trip, i don't know how you can handle being such a badass all of the time.

I didn't do anything, I was 1 of 12. If you want to be a fuckin retard and mess with this shit, that's your business. If you end up fucking up the rest of your life to get "high", that's also your business. I was just relaying the warning. This guy is going to get hammered on sentencing. Maybe this will cause you to re-evaluate the shit you do, maybe not. If it stops you from following his path, all the better.

The guy got convicted of two federal crimes. This wasn't just normal use and possession. He got popped on conspiracy and intent to distribute.

Rangerscott 07-17-2010 10:52 PM

Shrinks are good for making men realize they are wrong and women on top of the pedestal.

Dave 07-17-2010 10:56 PM

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...g/1f545df9.jpg

Behold: the cheddar bacon egg double bacon burger. Yum yum bitches

Rangerscott 07-17-2010 10:57 PM

Do I get your 954 when you die?









P.S. It doesnt even take up a quarter of the plate. Pussy.

Dave 07-17-2010 10:59 PM

washed down with a frosty tecate ;)

Dave 07-17-2010 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 393890)
Do I get your 954 when you die?









P.S. It doesnt even take up a quarter of the plate. Pussy.

ever heard of weight before cooking? :lol:

Rangerscott 07-17-2010 11:05 PM

Don't be trying to make me look dumb. You dont eat before its cooked anyways.

Dave 07-17-2010 11:12 PM

:lmao:

HurricaneHeather 07-18-2010 12:58 AM

I went to my first rodeo tonight! :dthumb:

It was alright. :shrug:

Gas Man 07-18-2010 03:34 PM

I played with the HHRSS some more...

dReWpY 07-18-2010 04:01 PM

Bigger turbo?

Gas Man 07-18-2010 04:43 PM

Nah... remember... new car

LeeNetworX 07-18-2010 05:02 PM

Just woke up from a short nap. Sunday afternoon naps FTW.

dReWpY 07-18-2010 05:41 PM

I love it when a plan comes together....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 393982)
Nah... remember... new car

.... ur point lol:boobs:

marko138 07-18-2010 09:25 PM

Wiskey sour.

Rangerscott 07-18-2010 10:10 PM

Wish me luck.

Rangerscott 07-18-2010 10:24 PM

Fucking last bidders just driving up the final bid.

marko138 07-18-2010 10:25 PM

Chipwich.

Rangerscott 07-18-2010 10:43 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if schooling is where it's at so people of tomorrow don't over take the people that are in charge now. Keep people dumb and just have to put up with their bitching.

Amber Lamps 07-18-2010 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 393888)
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...g/1f545df9.jpg

Behold: the cheddar bacon egg double bacon burger. Yum yum bitches

Aw I had my famous double patty with thick slices of ham, pepper jack cheese, heavy mayo and heavy, heavy pickle on Wonder bread, screw buns! With some deep fried sweet potato fries of course!

marko138 07-19-2010 10:19 AM

Less than a 4 day week. We'll see how this goes.

ontwo 07-19-2010 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 394053)
Aw I had my famous double patty with thick slices of ham, pepper jack cheese, heavy mayo and heavy, heavy pickle on Wonder bread, screw buns! With some deep fried sweet potato fries of course!

"That don't look like no McDonal burger. Look like some kind of welfare burger."

Dave 07-19-2010 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ontwo (Post 394146)
"That don't look like no McDonal burger. Look like some kind of welfare burger."

Shut it 'fore I spin the twister wheel and figure out where to put my right hand and left foot :lol:

ontwo 07-19-2010 11:06 AM

:lol: "I make you a burger better than McDonals"

Dave 07-19-2010 11:16 AM

My mother could cook a matchbox car so good. the wheels would melt in your mouth, eddie

ontwo 07-19-2010 11:27 AM

I remember when Delirious and Raw came out. That was the funniest shit I'd ever heard

the chi 07-19-2010 11:37 AM

Can anyone tell me what the deal is with Humane Society's and Animal Shelters? We see all this propoganda about them being there to take care of these hard cases, but when you call them with a not so hard hard case, you can't even get a friggin call back??

I need to home this dog I rescued, we are willing to foster him until we find him a home, but getting these folks to even put you on the list for pets needing homes takes a ridiculous amount of effort.

*sigh*

Mudpuppy 07-19-2010 11:48 AM

Humane Society is the # 1 contributor to anti-hunting in the world. Fuck them. They team up with PETA and they prefer to let the animals over populate and disease to run rampant forsaking our multi million year tradition of humanely one shot one kill hunting for food for our families. They move into houses displacing animals out of their homes without a care in the world. They wear clothes and shoes made that kill animals. They drive their Toyota Prius that caused 1,000 times more pollution to make and maintain than it will ever save. Most of them like to shove hamsters up their ass using empty paper towel rolls and duct tape to seal off the exit. Wildlife conservation is not a term they are familiar with or know what it means. They spit out propaganda that every hunter is a redneck drunk on illegal shine and a danger to everyone and everything around him - killing animals like a serial killer for pure pleasure and wasting the meat. I think they should focus their attention to anti hunting more in 3rd world countries and places like Africa where they would have more impact on the better of the good - that and they would die long before they ever made it back here. I am thinking they should start in say Honduras and work that area for about 20-30 years.

the chi 07-19-2010 12:51 PM

Where's the "backing slowly away" smiley?

:lol:

Cruzergirl 07-19-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 394200)
Where's the "backing slowly away" smiley?

:lol:

:backingout:

:lol:

the chi 07-19-2010 01:41 PM

Thats the one!

LeeNetworX 07-19-2010 02:01 PM

http://smiliesftw.com/x/inouteek.gif

Rangerscott 07-19-2010 08:41 PM

Are you honest?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdy3o...eature=popular

racedoll 07-19-2010 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 394181)
Can anyone tell me what the deal is with Humane Society's and Animal Shelters? We see all this propoganda about them being there to take care of these hard cases, but when you call them with a not so hard hard case, you can't even get a friggin call back??

I need to home this dog I rescued, we are willing to foster him until we find him a home, but getting these folks to even put you on the list for pets needing homes takes a ridiculous amount of effort.

*sigh*

We had to take it upon ourselves to find "Boots'" home. Come to find out the owner had been and called the local humane society but they (humane society) never put two and two together - that I had their dog. Kicker is that the dog had just came from there 2 weeks prior. Found out later there is some shit going down there and it ain't going in the right direction, obviously

Mudpuppy 07-19-2010 11:18 PM

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/imag...eese_560px.jpg

Cutty72 07-20-2010 03:44 PM

People Eating Tasty Animals.

I am a member.

Mudpuppy 07-20-2010 04:17 PM

he said "member"

http://jakerake.files.wordpress.com/...96-posters.jpg

dReWpY 07-20-2010 05:35 PM

newfags cant triforce

Dave 07-20-2010 06:25 PM

Sage

dReWpY 07-20-2010 06:31 PM

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2...1f31745th0.jpg

Amber Lamps 07-20-2010 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 394789)

Reminded me..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCV4idPiE0M

t-homo 07-20-2010 09:58 PM

I think I am going to sell my bike. I'm living back in mid-missouri, the land of straight roads that are less than average condition. I rarely ride because I've been spoiled by curvy roads and can't really afford it anymore.

I've got a great opportunity in front of me to move on with my life and finish school in night/online classes and be making pretty fuckin good money. I'm sure I'll get another newer/faster one in a couple of years tops. Hopefully I don't turn into a "I used to have a bike" guy.

Dave 07-20-2010 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 394843)
I think I am going to sell my bike. I'm living back in mid-missouri, the land of straight roads that are less than average condition. I rarely ride because I've been spoiled by curvy roads and can't really afford it anymore.

I've got a great opportunity in front of me to move on with my life and finish school in night/online classes and be making pretty fuckin good money. I'm sure I'll get another newer/faster one in a couple of years tops. Hopefully I don't turn into a "I used to have a bike" guy.

dude, dont quit. sell the r1 ad scoop a 80s ujm honda up off of craigslist. they practically pay for themselves and you can still look at yourself in the mirror in the morning :wtfru:

Rangerscott 07-20-2010 10:59 PM

Beep beep.

http://www.bikexprt.com/bikepol/faci...d%20rider3.jpg

dReWpY 07-21-2010 01:00 AM

is that the new buell?

Dave 07-21-2010 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 394911)
is that the new buell?

it does have under engine exhaust

LeeNetworX 07-21-2010 08:56 AM

We had a team outing at Andretti Indoor Karting last night. My fat ass came in 2nd place in my heat and also 2nd in the top finishers race-off. Lost to the same skinny punk both times. Need to drop a few pounds.

Slowest person all night (with a 60+ second track time on a 35-40 second average track) was the Asian girl. :lol

Dave 07-21-2010 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX (Post 394960)
We had a team outing at Andretti Indoor Karting last night. My fat ass came in 2nd place in my heat and also 2nd in the top finishers race-off. Lost to the same skinny punk both times. Need to drop a few pounds.

Slowest person all night (with a 60+ second track time on a 35-40 second average track) was the Asian girl. :lol

Gotta use a blocking line lol

Trip 07-21-2010 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 395048)
Gotta use a blocking line lol

Or do what Derf does, ram the shit out of anyone that gets near you. That cock whore....

LeeNetworX 07-21-2010 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 395048)
Gotta use a blocking line lol

He started the heats in front of me, both times. Had me beat by .5 sec each time - couldn't catch him, no matter what.

Amber Lamps 07-21-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 395051)
Or do what Derf does, ram the shit out of anyone that gets near you. That cock whore....

Yea bastard!

DLIT 07-21-2010 03:46 PM

Rode the R6 to the shop for maintenance. After doing 600 miles in the last two weeks on the R1, the R6 felt slow as fuck!

derf 07-21-2010 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 395051)
Or do what Derf does, ram the shit out of anyone that gets near you. That cock whore....

Racin is rubin.

And thats mr cock whore

azoomm 07-21-2010 07:42 PM

NSFW language..

:lol:
Mel Gibson phone call rant to Old Spice guy [animated].
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PnX1X0_o_A

tommymac 07-21-2010 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 394911)
is that the new buell?

cant be it appears to be working and not in the shop :(

Amber Lamps 07-22-2010 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 395160)
cant be it appears to be working and not in the shop :(

Well don't say you weren't warned....j/k I'm honestly sorry to hear that, Tommy. :(

Cutty72 07-22-2010 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 395160)
cant be it appears to be working and not in the shop :(

Still having issues, or just waiting on parts?

marko138 07-22-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 395334)
Still having issues, or just waiting on parts?

What do you think?

Cutty72 07-22-2010 02:21 PM

Parts...

marko138 07-22-2010 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 395361)
Parts...

Yeah, but remember, Harley will make them available for 7 years.

Amber Lamps 07-22-2010 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 395371)
Yeah, but remember, Harley will make them available for 7 years.

Sorry but this is exactly what I said was why I decided not to buy a Buell when they were so cheap last year... I honestly hope you guys make out okay.

marko138 07-22-2010 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 395377)
Sorry but this is exactly what I said was why I decided not to buy a Buell when they were so cheap last year... I honestly hope you guys make out okay.

I'm fine, for now. Nothing wrong with my bike. I dread the day I have to try to get parts though. I'm fucked, as most other Buellers are at this point.

Amber Lamps 07-22-2010 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 395379)
I'm fine, for now. Nothing wrong with my bike. I dread the day I have to try to get parts though. I'm fucked, as most other Buellers are at this point.

It's not so bad for guys that went in AFTER the closing, they knew what they were getting into. It's the guys that bought just before the event that have really, really been hosed down... HD should give you guys special trade values or something.:idk:

marko138 07-22-2010 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 395380)
It's not so bad for guys that went in AFTER the closing, they knew what they were getting into. It's the guys that bought just before the event that have really, really been hosed down... HD should give you guys special trade values or something.:idk:

I heard that...but getting HD to do anything for a Buell rider when the company was still open was tough.

Amber Lamps 07-22-2010 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 395381)
I heard that...but getting HD to do anything for a Buell rider when the company was still open was tough.

QFT!!! Another reason I didn't buy... just their attitude when you went in and asked about Buell was enough to turn me around.

marko138 07-22-2010 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 395383)
QFT!!! Another reason I didn't buy... just their attitude when you went in and asked about Buell was enough to turn me around.

There are/were a few good dealers out there that actually cared. But they are few and far between.

dReWpY 07-22-2010 03:45 PM

i am lucky enought to have a great dealer, one of the best in the us for buells about a mile down the road

marko138 07-22-2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 395388)
i am lucky enought to have a great dealer, one of the best in the us for buells about a mile down the road

Truth.

Trip 07-22-2010 04:00 PM

clock is ticking though, 7 years will go by quick

the chi 07-22-2010 04:08 PM

Saw an ad in the local American Classifieds here advertising $5k rebates on Buells in Tallahassee...

dReWpY 07-22-2010 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 395393)
clock is ticking though, 7 years will go by quick

after that i plan on selling it to a collector as a historical piece lol

Cutty72 07-22-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 395371)
Yeah, but remember, Harley will make them available for 7 years.

Never mind it may take 8 years to get said parts... and then it's "oh well"
:gofurslf:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 395380)
It's not so bad for guys that went in AFTER the closing, they knew what they were getting into. It's the guys that bought just before the event that have really, really been hosed down... HD should give you guys special trade values or something.:idk:

No doubt, I'd be for that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 395399)
after that i plan on selling it to a collector as a historical piece lol

True story, hoping since it's the "25th anniversary edition" and has his "signature" on it, maybe it will be worth a bit more... maybe...

Amber Lamps 07-22-2010 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 395403)
Never mind it may take 8 years to get said parts... and then it's "oh well"
:gofurslf:



No doubt, I'd be for that.



True story, hoping since it's the "25th anniversary edition" and has his "signature" on it, maybe it will be worth a bit more... maybe...

You never know, it may gain worth eventually...:idk: I guess you have to weigh these problems against the insanely low price you paid for the bike. Rae Rae was just talking about a $5000 rebate which they use as a down payment basically allowing you to walk out with a $11,000 bike for a loan on $6000 and zero money down. Not bad.

Trip 07-22-2010 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 395399)
after that i plan on selling it to a collector as a historical piece lol

you are going to be waiting awhile for that given how much of those got pawned off for dirt cheap.

marko138 07-22-2010 06:54 PM

I have vowed to myself to never sell my XB. But it's hard to justify that for as little as I ride.

Cutty72 07-22-2010 07:15 PM

I probably won't sell the 1125, unless it becomes a "collector". Not because it's the best bike ever, but rather because it's more fun for me to ride, and worth more that way, than I would get to sell it.

ceo012384 07-30-2010 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 395097)
Rode the R6 to the shop for maintenance. After doing 600 miles in the last two weeks on the R1, the R6 felt slow as fuck!

Wow, you have an R1 now too. This is news to me.

Nice.
Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 395446)
I have vowed to myself to never sell my XB. But it's hard to justify that for as little as I ride.

I feel similarly about my bikes... especially since I maintain them and care for them very well, I would never make good money selling them, if they still look good and run ok I might as well hold on to them...

Same deal with your xb... thing is mint

marko138 07-30-2010 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 397047)
Wow, you have an R1 now too. This is news to me.

Nice.

I feel similarly about my bikes... especially since I maintain them and care for them very well, I would never make good money selling them, if they still look good and run ok I might as well hold on to them...

Same deal with your xb... thing is mint

Market is shit for Buell right now anyway...so no big deal. It's paid for. I can afford to hold on to it.

Mudpuppy 07-30-2010 11:28 AM

i am back bitches.. bow before the MP greatness.. if you are lucky i will potato sack you and send you packing back to your pathetic existence you call life..

Cutty72 07-30-2010 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 397076)
Market is shit for Buell right now anyway...so no big deal. It's paid for. I can afford to hold on to it.

Ditto

Amber Lamps 07-30-2010 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 397133)
i am back bitches.. bow before the MP greatness.. if you are lucky i will potato sack you and send you packing back to your pathetic existence you call life..

Rehab gets shorter and shorter....:lol:

Mudpuppy 07-30-2010 05:09 PM

Yes it does and I passed.. anyone wanna get high and drunk? I'm buying..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4tbZ7xnEjk

Rangerscott 08-02-2010 12:13 AM

Fucking Rambo bitches!


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