.PAUSE!!!! No homo...

It's extremely gay that these two homos with land yachts can't manage to pack 2 tents.

Their too busy packing each other.

Clearly.

well they left later than planed so theres less time for spooning :lol:

Sick bastards.

One packed a tent, the other packed fudge :lmao:

Hmmm so who is whom?

Filling out job apps?

the hardest job i have had, imho has been to dj at a nightclub that filled to capacity, this weekend was a blast but damn was it nerve wracking

Way to follow along, DP.

its kinda off topic, but gman getting warm in caveman is not something i like to start my weeks off talking about lol

What you mean who played luke skywalker and who was the tauntaun? :lol:

Are you saying Gasman was visiting this place on his exclusive journey?

http://www.fudgelover.com/images/7jpg.JPG

or that he was being:

http://nurple.com/graphics/animation...m-FudgeBob.gif

Poop.

Keep this thread on topic, damn it!

is there a topic? i thought that was the point that there is no topic here..

When marko likes a topic it has to stay on topic :lol:

Like balloon knots?

oh is that what he does instead of winning at fantasy football because he certainly has proven he sucks at that..

Doh :lol:

Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror

is she hot. If so tell her you want to see her tits first :lol:

You should have replied, "only for a free BJ"

Wasn't too bad. six packer or less, nothing an antiseptic bath couldn't fix :lol: I actually couldn't hear what she was going on about and I wasn't gonna open the door for her to find out :lmao:

shouldve said show me your tits first-take a pic n drive off lol

or pull the bang bus on her

Listen here you homo's sittin around fantasizing abt my camping trip. You all need to get a life and get laid by some pussy. Stop lookin at my me that way. Sick bastards!!!

Says the man sharing a tent with another man...


:rofl:

Hey I'm just sayin... it wasn't a big deal. We had a choice of 3 tents...

mine was a 2 man... so too small
he had this huge 8 man... too big and too heavy on bikes
so we used his 3 man... had our gear/clothing/etc between us

It was fine. Bunch of homo fobes around here!

So it was you cave and a midget?

No midget... I tried to book one from the circus but they weren't in town.... oh well!

:lol: I'm just teasing you cuz you left yourself wide open for that one...

I just got a mental picture of you two dp'ing a midget
:Eek: I really need to reign my mind in :lol:

Dave,

your a sick fucko.

Sincerely,

Drew Peacock

Bro, if you only knew...

/b/

that about says it all

/d/ :lol: hate futa though, gotta make that clear

Ok, just to stay off topic....

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b5..._2010_7863.jpg

What you need to do is cut down on the Hentai....:lol:

Implausible

Bored as fuck.

So for the past month and a half, I have been meeting with a local insurance agent at least weekly talking about a possible job. Talked to the pres. today and have a lunch meeting set up with the two of them on Monday. Have a good feeling I'll be getting a job offer pending license exam.

No drug test I hope :lol:

For sure.

Good luck. Insurance can be a good gig. Especially when you are young and can afford to struggle while you build your portfolio.

:lol

Tgif

Thanks for reminding me of that banging ass chibatta chicken bacon cheese sammich I had there last time...mmmm

I was thinking more along the lines of "thank god it's Friday" not the restaurant. But the sammich sounds deeelish.

Thanks for reminding me it's lunch time. Time to go eat someone.... I mean, something.

It was

free lunch for me today..

there is no such thing as a free lunch

Damnit I'm hungry for lunch now!

I'm about to go get some lunch.

Mmmm, warming mine in the microwave right now...

I'm done for today....

Changed jobs...too many hours, M-Sa 8-? (sometimes 11 or 12 am no bs) and now I work 8-6 M-Th and 8-12 F :rockwoot: less money but WAY happier.

Money can't buy happiness........................but it can buy hookers, dope and beer. :wtfru:

Got free pussy, don't smoke and don't drink. Yea, I just couldn't keep doing 14 hours X 6 days anymore. Where's the fun? You can't even enjoy the money at that point.

more time to ride the gsxr and the girl:rockwoot:

good choice

That was really a rhetorical joke. If you have enough money to live on, why break your back to the point of not being able to enjoy life?

Mine was some carrots and a pair of granola bars

his wife admitted it

http://m.twowheelfix.com/attachment....8&d=1285942224

:lmao:

Yep! She's loving it! Heck, I barely rode this Summer, you have to get up early if you want to beat the heat, and with only Sunday off...well, I often chose to sleep in....:wink:

I know Ed, I was just responding to be funny as well. All my bills are paid with 2 weeks pay now, no problem. I sucks because I could clear my debts with one check in the past....:panic:

I still call BS on that Trip.

Exciting news for me. Starting the first of November, I will be selling insurance. Starting with a fairly low base salary and partial commission until I get my feet on the ground with the company. Now all I have to do is pass the insurance exam.

Scam

Might as well work for the devil.

What kind

It is a local agency that sells about 30 different companies. Everything from car to life to commercial and farm. It's actually owned by a smaller bank that has 8-9 branches in surrounding towns.

We fucking killed last night. Awesome gig.

Mornin. Rangerscott your avatar is distracting but awesome

Set list?

We covered TNT...and did 6 originals. Sold some cds, shirts, and tix to our next gig.

Cool

I got hit by this fat old lady in a minivan today.... twice. Yes, in my new car....

Grrrrrrrr

shove her big mac in her face.

Was she on a cell phone or texting?

She was worried about a guy behind her.... I wanted to beat her with her temporary handicap tag.

Does she have insurance? As shitty as being hit is...it's worse when the scumbags don't have insurance.

No damage.

Good, then just a boot to her fat face will suffice then.

Weird dream last night. Started out with something or another about professional baseball players then morphed into a video game style murder mystery with anthropomorphic cartoon characters (think who framed roger rabbit meets kindom hearts set on the atlantic city boardwalk and you're close) then it switched again to a more movie style layout where a serial killer had broken a child's leg and deciding that wasn't a fair hunt murdered and impersonated the surgeon so he could cast him new bones out of plaster. Then vic woke me up to kiss me goodbye before work and all I could hear was ziggy stardust stuck on repeat on the internal jukebox.

Martian spiders, creepy

Damn dude. What did you eat before bed? :lol:

A bacon whopper lol

I'm learning that a red wine hangover after drinking a whole bottle by myself but forgetting to eat dinner is memorable. And quite hard on the stomach.

I'm pooping and wishing I had ate a corn poop candy bar that makes your poop rainbow colors.

Shittles, the candy that tastes the same on its way out

with a side of shrooms.

Wine hangovers are the worst.

Nope, didn't even drink last night

My best friend in Boston drank a bottle of red wine one night we were at the pub...and ate shrimp....then puked out of the passenger side window of my car while were going down the Mass Pike....I swear it looked like someone had their brains blown out all over my car.

Fecking disgusting... :lol: :lmao:

That visual is nothing short of WIN. I've puked out of the side of a moving car a handful or so times, but nothing like that. Other than going home New Years Eve, and it freezing to the side.

That mental image did WORLDS for my sick stomach. Thanks dude. Really.

:vomit:

Hair of the dog, you big nancy....go knock back a glass of red wine and quit your griping! :p :lmao:

On a float trip this summer, I was still feeling like shit as we got in the cars to drive up to the lodge from our campsites and I ended up opening the car door, leaning over and puking as we were driving past a church group campsite. It was glorious.

:lol: No thanks, it took till lunchtime for the dry heaves to stop...and sticking with saltines and crackers was all that got me through today. Next time I'll remember to eat! Or maybe not drink the whole stinking bottle...gotta watch out for those Mary Kay parties. :wink:

Toss back a few shrimp....you'll be fine....what's the worst thing that could happen? :rofl: :lmao: