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ceo012384 11-08-2010 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 422995)
straight from the duck's mouth - not a happy camper:

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o...103010054r.jpg

Great shot... and nice looking pooch :rockwoot:

Mudpuppy 11-11-2010 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 423870)
Great shot... and nice looking pooch :rockwoot:

thanks.. yeah that dog is cool as hell... champion breed too.. he studs out, etc.

Dave 11-14-2010 02:42 AM

real folk blues pt.2 is rolling on adult swim. this episode always depresses me but i can't not watch it.

Adeptus_Minor 11-14-2010 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 424865)
real folk blues pt.2 is rolling on adult swim. this episode always depresses me but i can't not watch it.

Oh man, I know.
Absolutely rough, but still so damn good... even after seeing it a half dozen times. :dthumb:

(and yeah, I'm watching it too)

Adeptus_Minor 11-14-2010 02:56 AM

"I'm not going there to die, I'm going to find out if I'm really alive."

What a line.

Dave 11-14-2010 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 424867)
"I'm not going there to die, I'm going to find out if I'm really alive."

What a line.

I've said the same thing about iraq :lol:

So here's a thought: did shin really betray the red dragons? Or had vicious ordered him to assist spike in his journey to the final confrontation? Or in a third option, did vicious know what he would do and let him live? He doesn't miss much

Dave 11-14-2010 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 424866)
Oh man, I know.
Absolutely rough, but still so damn good... even after seeing it a half dozen times. :dthumb:

(and yeah, I'm watching it too)

Ever see gunbuster? I don't know which ones worse :lol:

Adeptus_Minor 11-14-2010 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 424868)
I've said the same thing about iraq :lol:

So here's a thought: did shin really betray the red dragons? Or had vicious ordered him to assist spike in his journey to the final confrontation? Or in a third option, did vicious know what he would do and let him live? He doesn't miss much

I think Vicious simply didn't see him as a threat, which is probably closer to your third option. Vicious was clearly doing everything to draw Spike toward that confrontation and if letting Shin live and assist Spike fit into that plan, so much the better.

Adeptus_Minor 11-14-2010 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 424869)
Ever see gunbuster? I don't know which ones worse :lol:

Gah.. I remember that name and I know I've seen it, but it was a long time ago.
I remember it was a giant mecha type series, but that's about it. :blowup:

Dave 11-14-2010 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 424871)
Gah.. I remember that name and I know I've seen it, but it was a long time ago.
I remember it was a giant mecha type series, but that's about it. :blowup:

That's the one where any time spent in "hyper" space advances you by a fuck ton in real time. The heroine stays a teenager for the whole thing while watching all her friends grow old and die. Then there's the last episode where her and her copilot (who is now in her forties) sacrifice their timelines to jumpstart the bomb we made out of jupiter and end up 10,000 years in the future

Adeptus_Minor 11-14-2010 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 424884)
That's the one where any time spent in "hyper" space advances you by a fuck ton in real time. The heroine stays a teenager for the whole thing while watching all her friends grow old and die. Then there's the last episode where her and her copilot (who is now in her forties) sacrifice their timelines to jumpstart the bomb we made out of jupiter and end up 10,000 years in the future

Jeebus... it's been too long.
I'll have to go back and watch it some time.

I've also decided that I need a tachikoma.

Dave 11-14-2010 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 424870)
I think Vicious simply didn't see him as a threat, which is probably closer to your third option. Vicious was clearly doing everything to draw Spike toward that confrontation and if letting Shin live and assist Spike fit into that plan, so much the better.

But then why try to kill gren (twice) in jupiter jazz? Another epic set of lines there:

"Vicious! Lin died protecting you, his soul is lost!" "He wasn't protecting me, he was protecting the order."

Dave 11-14-2010 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 424887)
Jeebus... it's been too long.
I'll have to go back and watch it some time.

I've also decided that I need a tachikoma.

Too talky, id rather have one of those marine hardsuits from the first season

Dave 11-14-2010 10:33 AM

Working Sunday ftl

Amber Lamps 11-14-2010 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 424890)
Too talky, id rather have one of those marine hardsuits from the first season

Nope, light bending camouflage suit from Ghost ITS ftw. There will always be a round to counter any armor but if they can't see you... I do agree that the ' comas talk way too much.

Amber Lamps 11-14-2010 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 424898)
Working Sunday ftl

Especially after staying up all night watching anime....:lol:

Dave 11-14-2010 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 424906)
Nope, light bending camouflage suit from Ghost ITS ftw. There will always be a round to counter any armor but if they can't see you... I do agree that the ' comas talk way too much.

The hardsuits have thermoptic camo iirc

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 424907)
Especially after staying up all night watching anime....:lol:

I usually stay up to 3am lol

Dave 11-14-2010 12:31 PM

Never get tired of people asking me if I work for my company. Yes asshole, where do you think I got the big fucking van with their logo emblazoned on the sides?

Adeptus_Minor 11-14-2010 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 424930)
Never get tired of people asking me if I work for my company. Yes asshole, where do you think I got the big fucking van with their logo emblazoned on the sides?

"Naw, man! I jacked this van out of their lot. Wanna buy it?" :lol:

Adeptus_Minor 11-14-2010 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 424889)
But then why try to kill gren (twice) in jupiter jazz? Another epic set of lines there:

"Vicious! Lin died protecting you, his soul is lost!" "He wasn't protecting me, he was protecting the order."

Good point. Honestly, I'd have to go back and re-watch it (yet again) to try to find all the possible motivations. :lol:
Actually, if I remember, didn't Gren have something over Vicious? Like some information or some sort of debt from the past?

Dave 11-14-2010 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 424995)
Good point. Honestly, I'd have to go back and re-watch it (yet again) to try to find all the possible motivations. :lol:
Actually, if I remember, didn't Gren have something over Vicious? Like some information or some sort of debt from the past?


I don't remember if there was or not. It'd only explain one attempt though

Trip 11-17-2010 02:21 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kXnVoQ9ZFk...rself+time.jpg

Trip 11-17-2010 03:16 AM

bennie, bennie, bennie, bennie, bennie and the jets

dReWpY 11-17-2010 03:25 AM

? drugs ?

Trip 11-17-2010 03:27 AM

lol, 5 hour energy drinks

caveman 11-17-2010 04:42 AM

try taking two of those back to back when you are coming off mids.....WOW do you have some strange visions, let me tell you.

Trip 11-17-2010 04:52 AM

man down, need more nrg

caveman 11-17-2010 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 425805)
man down, need more nrg

does your security peeps get pissed if they catch you sleepin with your keycard? They have a down right caniption (spelling?) fit here about it. No really, can't even just close your eyes for a minute with out one of those nazi's kickin your foot.

Trip 11-17-2010 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by caveman (Post 425807)
does your security peeps get pissed if they catch you sleepin with your keycard? They have a down right caniption (spelling?) fit here about it. No really, can't even just close your eyes for a minute with out one of those nazi's kickin your foot.

The security guys don't come in our area. They leave us alone. I don't think I have ever seen a security guy in Systems or Design. We got the awesome managers on night shift this outage, so no one has really been bothering us at all.

Mudpuppy 11-17-2010 09:46 AM

i don't like the drugs but the drugs like me

Dave 11-17-2010 02:05 PM

Am I crazy, or was there never a mary poppins parody porno? This is bullshit

marko138 11-17-2010 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 425947)
Am I crazy, or was there never a mary poppins parody porno? This is bullshit

Sick bastard.

Dave 11-17-2010 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 425952)
Sick bastard.

You've no idea :lol:

marko138 11-17-2010 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 425954)
You've no idea :lol:

I've got a pretty good idea.

the chi 11-17-2010 02:27 PM

The Mary Poppins could NOT have been worse than the Disney Porn at the rally last year. *shudder*

Dave 11-17-2010 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 425956)
I've got a pretty good idea.

Add 25%

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 425958)
The Mary Poppins could NOT have been worse than the Disney Porn at the rally last year. *shudder*

Wasn't snow white and the three dwarves was it? That one was pretty bad

the chi 11-17-2010 02:38 PM

Snow white, lil mermaid, the animals in lil mermaid, the priest, and I've blanked out the rest. Ask Trip.

KSGregman 11-17-2010 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 425965)
Snow white, lil mermaid, the animals in lil mermaid, the priest, and I've blanked out the rest.


Pics or it nevah happened! :lol:

the chi 11-17-2010 03:03 PM

I'm still trying to forget I ever saw it...no way.

KSGregman 11-17-2010 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 425972)
I'm still trying to forget I ever saw it...no way.

Coward. :lmao:

Dave 11-17-2010 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 425972)
I'm still trying to forget I ever saw it...no way.

Can never forget, may as well embrace it

the chi 11-17-2010 03:06 PM

Seeing as thats the first time I ever saw pron, and the Lil Mermaid WAS my favorite movie...yes, I am a coward, and I will forever try to forget it. Ugh. I still get mental pics of the perversion.

dReWpY 11-17-2010 03:12 PM

enact rule 34

dReWpY 11-17-2010 03:14 PM

Cherry Poppins (Mary Poppins)
sauce:http://www.funnytitles.com/#c
Porno names based on real movie titles...

Dave 11-17-2010 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 425979)
Cherry Poppins (Mary Poppins)
sauce:http://www.funnytitles.com/#c
Porno names based on real movie titles...

Doesn't seem to link up to an actual movie. There's also a girl working by that name but she looks nothing like julie andrews

dReWpY 11-17-2010 03:21 PM

www.redtube.com/*space*2719 *nsfw*

the chi 11-17-2010 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 425982)
Doesn't seem to link up to an actual movie. There's also a girl working by that name but she looks nothing like julie andrews

You want to see porn with Julie Andrews? Thats sick dude. She could be your gramma.

She is gorgeous tho.

dReWpY 11-17-2010 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 425984)
You want to see porn with Julie Andrews? Thats sick dude. She could be your gramma.

She is gorgeous tho.

awkward....

take it granny...

Dave 11-17-2010 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 425976)
Seeing as thats the first time I ever saw pron, and the Lil Mermaid WAS my favorite movie...yes, I am a coward, and I will forever try to forget it. Ugh. I still get mental pics of the perversion.

How were you a pornvirgin for that long?

dReWpY 11-17-2010 03:41 PM

ever seen snow white, yeah it was kinda like that...

no granny, dont put your teeth back in it feels better without....


(i am going to hell)

the chi 11-17-2010 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 425987)
How were you a pornvirgin for that long?

I'm awesome that way. They ambushed me last year. *sigh* I just haven't ever felt the need or had the curiousity.

I'm creative enough on my own. :wink:

Not really, but it sounded good.

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 425988)
ever seen snow white, yeah it was kinda like that...

no granny, dont put your teeth back in it feels better without....


(i am going to hell)

Oh gawd man, thats BAD. :lol:

Dave 11-17-2010 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 425984)
You want to see porn with Julie Andrews? Thats sick dude. She could be your gramma.

She is gorgeous tho.

Well I wouldn't want her to do it now :lol: I was thinking more along the lines of someone who looks like she did in the sixties. Someone with a similar mmm vocal range? ;) :lol:

Dave 11-17-2010 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 425990)
I'm awesome that way. They ambushed me last year. *sigh* I just haven't ever felt the need or had the curiousity.

I'm creative enough on my own. :wink:

Not really, but it sounded good.



Oh gawd man, thats BAD. :lol:

That's crazy talk :lol:

KSGregman 11-17-2010 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 425990)
I'm awesome that way. I'm creative enough on my own. :wink:

Not really, but it sounded good.

Pics or it nevah happened!! :runaway:

Dave 11-17-2010 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman (Post 425995)
Pics or it nevah happened!! :runaway:

She's vanilla enough it probably didn't happen :lol:

KSGregman 11-17-2010 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 425998)
She's vanilla enough it probably didn't happen :lol:

It matters not.....just a big wind up anyway. :lmao:

the chi 11-17-2010 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman (Post 425995)
Pics or it nevah happened!! :runaway:

There are some floating around, from the Two Wheel Lodge rally in 2009, not sure which thread...

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 425998)
She's vanilla enough it probably didn't happen :lol:

Is this a bad thing? Oh it happened, ask the guys who were there...Trip was the mastermind, using (I think) AL's netbook...or Ebbs. And they took pics of my reactions.

Dave 11-17-2010 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman (Post 426000)
It matters not.....just a big wind up anyway. :lmao:

Yeah I know the kind of "winding" you've got in mind :lol

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 426003)
There are some floating around, from the Two Wheel Lodge rally in 2009, not sure which thread...



Is this a bad thing? Oh it happened, ask the guys who were there...Trip was the mastermind, using (I think) AL's netbook...or Ebbs. And they took pics of my reactions.

I see it like buying a ferrari and driving the speed limit everywhere.

the chi 11-17-2010 04:39 PM

:lol: I have no idea how to interpret that. Apparently Im having a blond moment.

Trip 11-17-2010 08:00 PM

It's on redtube or youporn. Type Disney into both. It's got a mix of characters on it.

Trip 11-17-2010 09:27 PM

I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh, no, no, no. I'm a rocket man. Rocket man, burnin' out his fuse up here alone.

Gas Man 11-17-2010 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 426053)
It's on redtube or youporn. Type Disney into both. It's got a mix of characters on it.

Best porn sites EVAR!

Dave 11-17-2010 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 426079)
Best porn sites EVAR!

uhuh. slutload my friend. slutload

Gas Man 11-18-2010 02:15 AM

Shutload? For realz? Germ free?

Trip 11-18-2010 02:51 AM

I haven't seen my wife since sunday and I am not really sure what day it is.

tommymac 11-18-2010 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 426193)
I haven't seen my wife since sunday and I am not really sure what day it is.

Is that a bad thing :lol:

Trip 11-18-2010 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 426194)
Is that a bad thing :lol:

Yes and no

Mr Lefty 11-18-2010 05:14 AM

I think the part Rae wants to forget is Aerial was having sex with her Dad :lol:

Trip 11-18-2010 05:15 AM

lol, yeah there was some serious amount of family bonding in that vid

dReWpY 11-18-2010 09:28 AM

are you still in the same general area of east TN?

Mudpuppy 11-18-2010 01:42 PM

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o...111710010r.jpg

Gas Man 11-18-2010 02:22 PM

Trip, welcome to midnight life with wife on days.

Trip 11-19-2010 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 426239)
are you still in the same general area of east TN?

yeah, i am at my normal work. It's just west of crossville.

Mudpuppy 11-19-2010 05:11 PM

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o...111410032r.jpg

Rangerscott 11-20-2010 05:32 PM

Ha. I didn't know I had wifi on my PS3. Now that it's in pieces I can "see" that. LOL

Dave 11-20-2010 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 426913)
Ha. I didn't know I had wifi on my PS3. Now that it's in pieces I can "see" that. LOL

Lolz

Rangerscott 11-20-2010 05:42 PM

I almost snapped that damn tiny wifi wire. They have it taped to the power box inside the ps3.

Rangerscott 11-20-2010 09:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OjcR...h+div-1r-15-HM

Dave 11-21-2010 08:28 PM

why does football have to be so goddamned gay? i really WANT to like it. but the advertising fucking kills me. why is faith hill mangling joan jett songs? why are guys running through cornfields? why does this shit feel like fucking nascar? why cant it be spring yet? fuck.

Rangerscott 11-21-2010 08:39 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943716

Gas Man 11-21-2010 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 427118)
why does football have to be so goddamned gay? i really WANT to like it. but the advertising fucking kills me. why is faith hill mangling joan jett songs? why are guys running through cornfields? why does this shit feel like fucking nascar? why cant it be spring yet? fuck.

Truth. I'm not done riding... I hate this shit! Worse this year than in years past... I really don't want to put my bike up.

Dave 11-21-2010 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 427145)
Truth. I'm not done riding... I hate this shit! Worse this year than in years past... I really don't want to put my bike up.

haha agreed, i was referring to baseball season though :P

Gas Man 11-21-2010 11:29 PM

Baseball? What's that?

Dave 11-21-2010 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 427154)
Baseball? What's that?

an understandable outlook when your home team is the tigers :lol: remember, it could be worse, you could be in cleveland :lol:

Gas Man 11-22-2010 12:00 AM

I thought it was for the cleveland people to say. "It cud be worse u cud live in detroit"??

Just like my newest thread. Michigan is great to live in. Then people wonder why my steel is next to me.

Dave 11-22-2010 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 427166)
I thought it was for the cleveland people to say. "It cud be worse u cud live in detroit"??

Just like my newest thread. Michigan is great to live in. Then people wonder why my steel is next to me.

maybe for living, indians had a negative record this year though. you guys had an even .500

either way, im thankful the folks chased the money job instead of going home (burbs of cleveland) after my dad left active duty. i'd have hated to miss out on the attitude, personality, and character of my foster state. mind you im talking about real residents here, not long island fucktards down to visit

Gas Man 11-22-2010 12:06 AM

If u say so.

If it doesn't have horsepower I don't really pay attention to it. Seriously.

Dave 11-22-2010 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 427174)

If it doesn't have horsepower I don't really pay attention to it. Seriously.

its all i can do to repress the harley joke welling up inside :lol: a special honor i'll confer since we met once :lol:

tommymac 11-22-2010 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 427170)
maybe for living, indians had a negative record this year though. you guys had an even .500

either way, im thankful the folks chased the money job instead of going home (burbs of cleveland) after my dad left active duty. i'd have hated to miss out on the attitude, personality, and character of my foster state. mind you im talking about real residents here, not long island fucktards down to visit

Watch what you say about LI here, were not all fucktards, but a lot of them up here are ;)

Dave 11-22-2010 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 427181)
Watch what you say about LI here, were not all fucktards, but a lot of them up here are ;)

i know they all arent :lol: i think i used to date the only LI girl without an accent :lol: im referring to the ones the rest of the fortynine assume are from jersey

tommymac 11-22-2010 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 427187)
i know they all arent :lol: i think i used to date the only LI girl without an accent :lol: im referring to the ones the rest of the fortynine assume are from jersey

Ahh all the guido jersey shore wannabes, plenty of those here. I realy get a kick out of the wannabe hip hop wiggers out here. I would loveto bring them to work with me just to watch them shit themselves to see some actual thugs :lol:

Gas Man 11-22-2010 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 427178)
its all i can do to repress the harley joke welling up inside :lol: a special honor i'll confer since we met once :lol:

Hey i never said how many horses. I'm fine with the horsepower of one... as in actual horses.

As a special side note... you may be surprised on how fast some HDs are. Uma's Nightster is no joke in speed. No rocket but no slouch either.

LeeNetworX 11-22-2010 07:38 AM

I just rebooted my workstation and you know what that means. Time to install another Adobe update.

LeeNetworX 11-22-2010 07:57 AM

Just took a dump and got back to my desk - oh look, another Adobe update is available.

Amber Lamps 11-22-2010 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX (Post 427219)
Just took a dump and got back to my desk - oh look, another Adobe update is available.

I totally cleaned and re-booted both of my laptops... weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Now if I could remember how to un-"mirror" my hard drives.

Trip 11-22-2010 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 427389)
I totally cleaned and re-booted both of my laptops... weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Now if I could remember how to un-"mirror" my hard drives.

probably going to buy my first laptop. Need one for the cali trip. Going to keep an ear to the ground for a good deal on black friday or cyber monday.

marko138 11-22-2010 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 427420)
probably going to buy my first laptop. Need one for the cali trip. Going to keep an ear to the ground for a good deal on black friday or cyber monday.

Shouldn't be tough to find a solid deal this weekend, boss.

Trip 11-22-2010 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 427422)
Shouldn't be tough to find a solid deal this weekend, boss.

yeah I am hoping apple does a good deal, A is getting one too. I'm tired of all the problems hers seems to get. She is getting a Mac, so I never have to deal with it. :lol:

marko138 11-22-2010 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 427423)
yeah I am hoping apple does a good deal, A is getting one too. I'm tired of all the problems hers seems to get. She is getting a Mac, so I never have to deal with it. :lol:

Don't count on that.

Trip 11-22-2010 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 427439)
Don't count on that.

ha ha, one can hope. :lol:


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