Wtf is tt shit. Don't show up on my phone!

Gasman can't triforce

luls

Well played, Trip.... well played...

Ok I'll take Trips picture over your other triforce gayness.

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Am I doing it right?

no newfag

Corey, is this you?

Charlie Sheen on how he can do so many drugs:
"Because I'm me, I have tiger blood!"

I bet charlie sheen doesnt fear chuck norris :lol:

:rofl: it should be

IF YOU WORK IN IT, FUCK YOU, BASTARDS!

God damn, our IT decided the night I actually needed remote access would be an awesome night to fuck it up. Sweet, I may have to go back into work at 9pm to get one file I need for a meeting in the morning. Fuckers....

I think its required to be a fuck up to work in IT. Thats how it goes here.

Honestly, our IT guy is the most overworked person at the place.

I thought thats how it was for a govt job :lol:

move

Nick Burns! I just saw that the other day.

Thats correct.

just making sure, I dont want to work too hard and not be recognized as a state employee

anyone else ever wonder if hitler and eva braun ever dressed up as orthodox jews to spice things up in the bedroom?

only if they wanted half off the tip

So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband:
"Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine."
The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day.

:lol

You should of went up to her and said "I know, it bothers me too and I always wonder why it smells like fried chicken at KFC."

friday, that's all..

x2..... not like it matters here though.

another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks.

guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed :lol: wish i could record this shit

u need to write this shit down and send it to someone, im sure tig would watch it, and trip would IMBD it

:lol:

Michael bay would direct it and fuck it all up with explosions and a lackof tits

almost time to go back to sleep. kinda hope i see the cheerleader again. a sure thing that was ;)

the good ones never come back for me.

Nope. This one didn't either. The one I got was such a twisted up mess I couldn't start to describe it fully. Started off with a buddy cop kinda thing which I guess was supposed to be a flashback. I remember going through some giant mall and finding a gullows wind up plane for sale cheap and wanting to paint it orange and silver. At the food court I was waiting for some friends whose faces I couldn't see and it was inexplicably raining from the ceiling. It shifted again to a motogp race in the future where the track was set in the middle of a giant decaying industrial complex, the only riders I saw were rossi and bautista, except bautista was really sacha baron cohen. Outside the gates there was a war going on, the us army was taking on a race of giant mechanical bugs who were hilariously inept at fighting. Still, lots of stray rounds were crashing all over. I remember I was there to steal something, and a subplot with protein suppliments, monster trucks, and a serial killer who cuts all of his victims hair off with old rusty sissors. There was more but it was too much effort to remember that much :lol:

Riding durrrrty.....

just postwhoring through..

Fixed the toilet and now giving it a test run.

today, i really hated my job.

I've been saying that every day for the past month. I keep hoping someone will bite on my resumes and applications I've sent out before I go mental.

if you go mental please take pictures :lol:

You'll notice all those guns he's been buying....:panic:

But he said that was for the zombie apocolypse :lol:

Corporate zombies who are dead inside are still zombies.

Good point, theres a few of those at my hospital.

I feel your pain, I got in at 7am, and it may be 7am before I get out.

Mine too. Yay hospital drones.

been enjoying paternity leave and not dealing with them recently :lol:

Lucky you. Transfered to another hospital into medical records last fall. Hospital decided this May would be a good time to wipe the department completely and move it to a shared services mode. People quit and find new jobs, but no new bodies come in to replace them. Lots of understandably not happy people in my department.

That sux, I hear a few of our newer PA's are crying about doing more overnights in my absence, I iwll be sure to make thier lives hell in the process :lol:

Boom called it, say goodnight gracie...

Gay or not gay.


Saw two dudes in a convertable eclipse. This model.

http://www.uneedapart.com/images/mit...ipse-parts.jpg


I think the eclipse is a Bitch mobile. Either dumb women driving them like a race car or some skinny ass whitey ricer driving them.

very gay.

When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

Not gay

Agreed

agreed

Not straight.

As the future king, I can get behind this...

my gf has one:
gay
if it was turbo, fine
if it was allwheel drive fine
its neither, thus sucks as a "sports" car

All still gay.

Gay was my drive home from work.
30 miles. Rain, sleet, snow, hail, thunder, lightning, icy roads and 30+ mph winds...

This is bullshit.

When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.

Need your enforcer to help?

definitely

I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...

I place an extremely low value on human life and would make an excellent head of secret police

Promise I won't try to kill you

Promise

...

Harvard

Cool, can we throw derf in an oven first :lol:

Sorry dude, I'm half german, and I don't roast as well as others

We can have you shower first then :lol:

I dunno Derf, you wander into a ginger bread house you are just the right size to fit in the old confectioner...

:lol: Yeah, I know. Me too.

You wear the freaky german shorts overalls and voila, instant Hansel. Find me a blond braided wig and I might pass as Gretel. Mental image. :rofl:

I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.

Also need to determine how painful their death will be, I can set the woodchipper on low :lol:

Im fine with this as long as they don't attempt to personalize it or fuck it up. I suggest we bring back public beheadings

Wat?

I prefer draw and quarter. The Saddam pool of Acid technique would be pretty interesting. A nuclear spent fuel pool would be pretty fucked up too.

Beheading is waay hotter

The yokels used to tell us saddam had a vore fetish and would feed women to tigers and shit

nice

Yeah? Good...

I'm sure his gore fetish was good and satisfied after we showed him pictures of what was left of his sons after we put several tow missiles into the house they were occupying. :lmao:

Gore is different from vore :lol:

How bout beheading keeps the useful organs intact for harvest

Like this - (yes, thats me on the right)

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6640360_n.jpg


or like this (no, thank god thats not me)

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6669921_n.jpg

Damn, man....and then I went and actually googled "vore."

Fecking hell...what IS the mattah with some people?! :lol:

What's wrong with tractor pulls?

:lol i usually laugh at my friend when he claims to have a garter belt fetish.

whatever vanilla :lol:

mypadparent.com.

POSSIBLY NWS......
That is all.

:sniper:

and shooting things?

not a damn thing...

anyone awake in this biotch

i have been rocking my gf's eclipse vert and even though its a v6 it gets soooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo better milage then my scubi

400hp comes at a cost and that damn car is not nearly as fast or fun, but stopping to fill up every other week is so much better then every week!

Try more than once a week, with fuel at $4/gal, and ~ 25 gal per fill...

Summer needs to come sooner, so I can start riding.

Doesn't mean it's not gay...

Precisely.

troof

im not saying it isnt a chick car by any means, but its sure beats the hell out of $55 fill ups in the WRX for just driving around town...

maybe, but there are much less gayer options you could pursue :lol:

eh, my other options are a accord with a breath lock on it from one of the other grad students that lost his lisence or a bicycle and when its raining the bike isnt really a option

Drewpy, you are a homo, quit trying to escape that fact.

you know it figures when im looking to move to knoxville, your leaving and headed to Chatty...
you making it to BosB?