I haven't gotten the job yet and I will be commuting for awhile til I get some shit done and sell the house.

Yeah, I am going to the BOSB. You coming?

right now im on the fence, i have a opportunity to present my research at my alma mater back in OH at a conference or goto the gap and play...

it really depends on funds and how much research i get done between now and then

i had to take 2 weeks off from the bar to make a big push towards graduation. I am taking comps on Monday.... shoot me

Screwed up my left ankle. I stepped off the trailer tailgate and landed on a piece of 2x4. My ankle when left and right really really quickly. Fell right on my bum. Hurt like a Trip, but went away after awhile. Now I'm feeling it again. Booooo

mother fucker... that about sums up my day. Hopefully I still get this weekend off. This is going to be a long outage and it hasn't even started yet...

Ya. That's how it's done.


http://www.damnlol.com/pics/358/096b...23a969dff0.jpg

Awesome... can I play too?

I'm playing right now....................

Had a good day. Rocked out my pack test for red card training, then came home and took the future bro in law's sled for a ride. That gave me the itch so I turned around and took the bike for a ride. Awesome.... now, is summer here yet?

http://tv.gawker.com/#!5788237/watch...-on-late-night

Holy shit, I need to step up my exercise. I totally couldn't go too many laps in the fiddy race and not feel like absolute shit.

Good news is I won race 1 and got another OSB trophy. I got an awesome start and was in second. Passed the leader on lap 2. Never looked back. I was fucking hauling the mail and won it moto gp nobody near me style.

We decided to have a second race since there was only 1 modified fiddy. We normally only have one big honda 50 race and then have a chinese/modified pit bike race. I had a weak start and was in 3rd. Took a about 4 laps to get around 2nd place. Was catching first extremely fast. First place got held up real good by a lapper and I had a clear shot to make a pass for the lead and take another race in the bank, but I cut it a bit too hard and tucked the front. I kept it running and went to hop back on, but due to my lack of physical endurance. I got caught on my number plate and fell over again. I laid on the ground for a second and realized how tired I was and just decided to park it.

I just spent 15 hrs working on a buds chopper all day. Complete service, re-wire and hid. My back is jacked!!

Excellent write up, but Im thinking video would be even better. Sounds like fun as usual.

Waiting on that. Killboy took some footage with his HD SLR Camera. Will post up when he posts it.

You need to come to one. I can tell you how much fun these are, you guys are missing out.

15 days into my bike prep i have barely anything done.. just no time.. now i am in search of an e-clip because the one on my chain is gone.. doh! 520 chain e-clip is what i need.. will trade for beer or jerky..

just ended up buying a master link

That sucks, at least they are cheap

It's business time... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOoh...&feature=share

That pretty much sums it up. :lol:

So I just got out of a meeting with the skankiest "woman" I have ever met, or possibly even seen. Ugh.

Can you get an STD from a smell?

Yes. I got one from sight.

Have you ever done it so much you had to put your dick in the freezer?

Frozen peas count?

Not your balls. :lol

Ever done it so much you couldn't stand up cause your legs were numb and you got dehydrated?

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

My eyes are watering...
:lol

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out :lol:

But Muslims don't creep me out in general. Thus they weren't on the list.
Plus (as with most of my ideas), it wasn't really well thought out. :lol:

EDIT: Is Muslim a profession?

no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.

they are some sneaky bastids, better be careful :lol:

Got another battle on my creepy job list:
Walmart Greeter vs 3AM Waffle House Waitress.

you cannot kill that which is already dead :lol:

You cannot strip them of allah. A true believer will always hold an advantage over the apostate.

allah is made from c4 LOL

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

This sucks, everyone is on their weekend and I am bored out of my mind at work. Entertain me you fuckers or I will start messing with everyone's shit.

my shift tonight got canceled, so I figured I would go to a beer festival today and its fooking sold out. Guess that means yard and garage work for me. karen seems to think she has grand plans for me. Little will she know I will sneak out for a 3 hr shakedown run of the priller LOL

I still think you should play angry birds with angry baby and the kitteh.

..

that could be too much anger in one episode. it could throw off the time space continuim LOL

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs they are adopted?

Did a chemistry test earlier today and just finished about two hours of work on a Case study for the class. Now I need to study for a quiz due tomorrow, followed by studying for a quiz due Tuesday, and try to squeeze in some time to study for the exam on Wednesday. I fucking hate Statistics.

Flood ops in full swing means 15+ hour shifts = the suck.

Never.

You want Derf to make banana cry?

No I already got my banana on today

http://media.timesfreepress.com/img/...d7eb1b159e2f4c

We are playing a stupid game today at work. Lick one, and stick one.
Contestant are (so far):

Star Jones vs Kirstie Alley
Roseanne vs Rosie O'Donnell
Elton John vs Ellen

And our resident goon presented
John Travolta vs Tom Cruise :lol:

back in the er tonight lets hope for an easy shift

At drewpys bar....wera races tomorrow

Punch him in the dick for me.

ignore the retards in the car.

How many have thought about such things for a slow driver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKOJJzMDHjI

and cops wonder why we hate them.

good stuff, I woul dprefer machine guns to eliminate the slower traffic, and to shoot the guy narrating that epic film :lol:

Really? That's one I'd like to find and buy a freakin' cup of coffee. I wish he would have completed the pull-over and given the dumbass a ticket for failure to keep right.

agreed, I have seen th eny troopers turn the lights on just to get by slower people in the left lane but never saw an attempted pull over like that.

thats epic win

I am epic win.

No pain no gain

epic win doesnt let water enter his domain

You certainly have a valid argument.

back for my monthly check up.

Went to bed at 11-1130ish and couldn't manage to sleep past 4:30pm.
FML
Guess I'll just try to enjoy some coffee before I have to go walk the dog.

ok, so let me get this right. You went to bed at 11:30 at night and didn't sleep past 4:30 PM???? thats like 16 hrs sleep, my friend.... or did you mean 4:30 A M ?????

aaaah, see now you can't type.:lmao:

11:30 am to 4:30 pm, actually. I work nights and was not getting properly rested during the day.

i knew what you meant

what is this bed / sleep thing

something I plan to partake in once i leave the ER.

Lucked out and had a cake night. I was supposed to be in the main er tonight, butone of the junior PA's asked if she could go and I take fast track. Figured why not, I am kinda tired and wont have tio think as much :lol:

So here I am not having done anything resembling work for the last 3 hours and its hopping over there, plus the doc over there sucks to work with. Will make for an interesting signout in the morning.

damn it's nice out here. still haven't taken the hyper out this season. fuckin work...

fuck you bitch, you won't be back for 3 months, so go suck a cock. LOL

For serious.

what she said

Wurd

Cocaine Ninja!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw

I thought it was a black lady that sung this. Wacka wacka.

Day IJust got to the Ocee River, we are doing a full day of whitewater rafting, this should be a good time if I don't die......

me too, and now that I've seen the video, every time I hear it I am going to feel the need to comment that the video is basically about ninjas fighting in rooms full of coke.

happy fucking monday fuckers

Good day. I was actually able to resurrect my almost 5yr old PS3.

Quote of the night:

"Nothing binds a father and a son more closely than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room. "


(courtesy of Squidbillies)

I'm on the last day of a 5 day weekend. Bummer.

is your basement flooded yet.

Surprisingly it's bone dry. Not sure why b/c we are getting hammered with rain.

My dads friend told me that with some leaks it depends on the direction fo the storm. We get leaks in the roof occasionally, but its only durring heavy storms and it doesnt always happen when it pours like this.

I got up this morning and it was comming down realy hard and no signs of leaks.

My spouting out back was clogged. Climbed the fuck up there and unclogged. DEEP FRY MOTHERFUCKA!

strong work, I need to get up on my roof too and clear the front gutters, good ole pressure wash for that chit.

You've seen all those damn trees around my house. Gutters get clogged real quick. Sucks.

Yeah, that sux. We only have one big tree out front, and all smalle rshit out back so the back gutters are clean as can be, of course theyre easier to get to with the deck, the front is alot higher so I am bette roff going on the roof and walking over to them

My main problem is only owning a 6' ladder when the front porch gutter is about 15 feet off the ground. :lol:

need to hit the hardware store my friend. I have a double length ladder the PO left us, not sure if its high enough to get up to the front and I am not too keen on climbing a fully extended ladder like that not knowing how much weight it can hold

Get one of those bomb gorilla multi function ladders. Neighbor has one and swears by it.

you got a fucking answer to everything doncha cupcake? you are my hero, the wind beneath my fucking wings.. :rockwoot:

Glad I could help you get thru another day Mud. Call me if you need a faster pep talk.

thanks bro.. i may need to do that one day.. if it ever quits raining i am coming over to check out that lift and you can check out my new ride..

Oh for sure man. Sounds great! I will serve you a cold soda.

awesome.. let's do it soon.. i have been trying to get that way for 3 years or so.. let's make it a point for sure in the next ~4 weeks..