http://indiabullriders.com/

There it is... thanks man!

I think! I need to see the video's...

man i am so sicked of a fucking shitty internet connection.. hard to post whore when shit takes 10 minutes to load.. that is why i have been scarce lately..

sucks.

I just paid $150 for four sets of scrubs and three additional scrub tops.

I just paid $150 for professional pajamas. I think I'm going to just lie in the fetal position in the shower for a few hours until I can wash the pain away.

Ha. It's stupid how much those cost, but people pay so deal with it.

Man, I thought Gunbuster was rough, but its not even in the same league as Evangelion.

I still havent finish watching all of Evangelion episodes and now I'm all confused on the movies now that they came out with re-releases or some shit.

I don't know... to me Evangelion was too much like a soap opera punctuated with battles between mega-mechs. Not quite as talkie as Gundam, but still...
(admittedly, I only watched a half-dozen episodes, though... I'm probably missing a lot)

I meant rough as in sad and creepy lol

Ok, *that* it definitely is. :lol:

found out today that Anna Malle died on my birthday couple years back.

oh wtf, in the original ending he accepts instrumentality? gtfo!

I laughed my ass off when I watched this episode. Wish it at the other part of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4ED2bUmfnY

So yesterday I took an old bondage book thats been lying around and snapped pictures of every page with my droid. batched them into a single .pdf then put it up on utorrent. Seeded to about 200% of the file's size and quit. Happy to say that for me never trying something like this before the file is alive and well today after trying to DL from a different machine. I'm so proud. :lol:

today I discovered that this girl who was one of the earliest girls I have fapped to was not a one and done get tied up for easy college money photo subject but instead a full fledged hardcore porn starlet under another name. been the best day ever

Its overcast today so my 3g is shit.

Based on something I read in a English medical journal from the 1830s I elected to do something about my hydrocele today as the pain had reached an unbearable level. Ran a needle in about a half inch and have been amazed at the rapid absorbtion of fluid through the day. Might have normal junk by morning. One of the best things I've ever done.

Wait, you pricked your prick?

Balls of steel man

Relax, My penis is intact. lol. the hydrocele was around my left teste. I used a strong flashlight to ensure no blood vessels or organs were in the penetration site and went for it. No nerves in the area so it didnt really even hurt. Ive been lugging that fucking thing around since junior high school, supposedly it will completely absorb within 3 days. we'll see. If need be I'll do it again. I'm tired of the pain and the awkwardness of it.

Now if I just had my girl back :lol

My pussy ass would have fainted

There comes a point where you risk it, especially for any pain in the dick/ball area. I had a big kidney stone stuck about a quarter inch from the exit. It didn't budge for almost two weeks. It was painful and it hurt like a fucking bastard whenever I peed or even touched the junk in the wrong way. I did some things to try and remove it that just thinking about makes me lightheaded and nauseous.

I wasnt sure what you meant in that other thread dave, gutsy move withthe needle. Obviously I cant recommend doing it, and if I was having it done would be rather anxious much less doing it to myself, and I haveput IV's into myself.

I passed a stone in 2000, worst pain in the world for a little tiny thing. My pussy ass would go to a doctor and get the doctor to lance me or something, I just dont go around sticking needles in my junk, its not something I enjoy doing.

Let's put it this way: after being stableish for a while (went from an egg to a softball over 15 years) it had begun to accelerate. At the end it was about the size of a large grapefruit. Peritoneal fluid completely filled the sack and ran up the inguinal cavity looking for all the world like a hernia while shoving my dick past centerline to the right half of my body and had started peeling up the outer layer of skin around the base. The testes constantly felt like they were being squeezed, pain cycled from dull to unbearable. I'm currently between ins plans and likely won't have any coverage till august. Id been trying to locate a reputable doc who would aspirate for cash when I found that old medical journal and said fuck it. Like I said I trans illuminated to be sure I didn't hit anything. Happy to report that less than a full week later I appear to have normally sized testicles and everything has tightened up where it should be. Only potential downside I've seen so far is output pressure is down when doing a #3. Kinda dribbles out but I suppose that's due to the pressure they were under and should return in time.

Id reccomend it to anyone

Christ, dude.. how did you let it go that long? :hss:
No army doc would lance that shit for you?

that was going to be my next question, they should ahev been able to do it at the va hospital. urology is one of their bigger clinics since a lot of their patients are older men.

Know how you get to be an army doctor? You fail all your classes and apply.

How do you not have insurance being in the military?

National guard. Fell off tricare and was in-between plans since I left Carshare and I'm not yet full-time at the new gig

Why did you drop (or did you never pick up) tricare reserve select? Best thing out there for our weekend soldiers!
I was pissed as a federal tech that I couldn't get it (had to take blue cross), now as an AGR, I have tricare again... and for free! :rockwoot:

Money mostly. Hard enough paying the mortgage by myself

Dude, reserve select is cheap! Like, a tank of gas in your bike cheap. Go to the doc once and it's paid for itself easily.
Being a rider, that's one thing I would not go without is some sort of medical ins.

Just my opinion.

I am a winner bitches!

but yer still a jew :lol:

Jewner?

Yeah you're a winner and you can thank me... once again. :lol:

Que?

Blargh. I hate accidentally shifting to neutral; especially when there's people around that understand what I did wrong. Damn you other biker. I bet you had a good laugh.

even worse if you try takin goff from a pack of cars, wind out first then miss second LOL

Can you get ptsd from a blow job?

If shes ( I am assuming its a she :lol:) does a cheesegreater type job I would have to say yes.

Some womwn need a cheesegrater for all the cheese they make downstairs. They dont call them tacos for nothing. Some tacos are just cheeseier than others.

You dont want to see all the cottage cheese I have seen at work :tremble:

Im a mild cheddar guy.

ok so since i've now given up on Liz and am offically in free agency i've been digging up old friends and trying to find some decent prospects, normal shit right? well theres this cougar I used to work with: tall curly brunette with legs for days who got out of a messy war related divorce some years ago and from the resulting baggage has some pretty open sexual habits. I very nearly took her to bed years ago when we were working together but I couldnt make myself cheat on Vic, so theres been all kinds of unworked tension between us. She and I both know that theres no way in hell we could have anything past an affair. talked and agreed upon about a million times. SO touched base last week and she starts talking in that direction. Has a guy but apparently they are both open, said I wasnt real comfortable with that and she talked me into it saying she didnt consider me fucking her as using her but more like settling an old score. set up a date for thursday and get a text an hour or two later saying that her cycle started and maybe next week. no problem and i forget about it. texts me on the way home inviting me out to make out and see if we still like each other. shower shave change and go to meet her at her office. make out a little bit and go to the bar. first she starts trying to psychoanalyze me which tends to piss me the fuck off then she drops the bomb on me that she was supplimenting her unemployment last summer by working as an escort (pretty glad for that cycle about now, cause I no longer want anything to do with her vagina) then starts talking to some deaf kid who looks like quentin tarantino and his gorgeous fiance and im bout ready to bounce. hang out for a smoke and then shes got to pee and shes shitfaced so i walk her back to her office and go inside to use the bathroom. make out a little more and she says something about wanting to have sex but its lady week and I say yeah but you used to call it something else (blowjob week) so she says alright cmon and drags me upstairs. this is where things go total shitshow, I try to kiss her and get her warmed up a bit and she starts accusing me of kissing her too hard and trying to fuck her like my ex, like young girls, etc. make adjustments, slow down, doesnt fucking matter im hearing the same shit. finally she accidentally brushes against my cock and remembers what vic had told her about me and says she wants to see it. So I pull it out she cant stop talking about how thick it is and she cant believe it and she cant wait to tell the other girls we used to work with (like duh I told her Ive never finished from a blowjob and that its never been successfully deep throated you would think she could have figured it out herself) and FINALLY she starts getting to work. goes too hard at first (looks like she broke some capillaries) and then anytime she starts getting a decent rhythm going she stops and starts crying or calling me a bastard or talking about how wide i am and its a good thing that shes on the rag cause she wouldnt be able to let me be on top and blah blah blah its like a fucking bipolar thunderstorm of shit. And at this point all i want to do is get my clothes and get the fuck out. get outside and smoke and shes still crying and saying she loves me and i just say look. i like you as a friend but following you upstairs tonight was a huge mistake for both of us and we should just forget it ever happened, she says what happened and i say good girl. get her somewhat more intact and she walks me to my train home. call Vic and tell her about my shittastic evening (we're cool exes now and tell each other just about everything) and then burn my shit with some alcohol based hand sanitizer. probably wont do any good but it made me feel better anyway.

Have a tenative date with one of Vic's friends this weekend. Very excited about it, cant go any worse, can it? :eek:

God, this makes me fuckin happy I am married.

Yeah fuck you. Single life blows dicks. Specially when I thought I had the one

its the grass is always greener kind of thing, although I dont miss the whole going out all the time and trying to "hook up" thing. I converted wifey into a beer geek like me so we can go to a good beer bar and have a perfectly good time. And we dont have to scream to hear one another over loud bad dance music.

Topper on the whole night was the pan handler on the wheelchair giving me the thumbs up for her company :lol

Wheres the fun in eating the same colored m&m day in and day out? So you know yours are clean so what. What if the yellow really does taste better than the red ones.

You got your pro and cons to both, you definitely had a con night with that one.

yeah, i hated going out and never really met women that way anyway. Too much of a dork.

If you can get the different types of tasty m&ms day in and day out, more power to you. As said before, pros and cons to both. I didn't have that kind of luck or game. I found a good m&m and stuck with it.

I was kind of the same way, wasn tgood at striking up a comvo. oddly enough karen and i met in a club. her best friend was sort of hooking up with a guy I used to play football with so I had that as a bit of an in and the rest was history.

I knocked my wife to the ground and hurt her coming off a chairlift. I am a decent skier (freeheal and alpine) from living in Alaska, but I never tried snowboarding before that trip. I decided to try it and I was horrible at it, but it worked out well. LOL

Did she melt into your hands?

Dave. At least she didn't throw up on your or pass out.

No, I am not even close to that smooth. I was and still am pretty dense when it comes to women.

Same here or they just irritate me.

For starters... Damn, Dave... you drew a fuckin' winner, didn't you? Full on jackpot of crazy.

I'm kinda liking mine. I mean, not getting laid kinda sucks, but whatever.
The ex and I had what I guess was a 'for old time's sake' a few weeks back, but that's been it for the better part of a year. I just try not to spend too much time thinking about it.

Nice to know I'm not the only one who doesn't have any luck with that game. :lol:

Would have been an improvement to be honest

Starting a relationship right: with domestic abuse :lol

I punche dmy wife in the arm as a greeting, guess it can work if you dont hit em too hard :lol:

I'm not particularly good at breaking the ice either, I'm also handicapped by a strong eye for detail and a near photographic memory. You think girls would be flattered when you listen to and remember shit they say but in practice it seems they usually think you're some kind of creep. Womans mind is Like a monkey with a chemistry set you've got no idea what's coming out the other side but it's probably gonna blow up in your face. Kindof addicted to breasts though so I'm basically fucked. What has been helpful is that I did everything I could to treat Victoria honorably and take care of her during the breakup so we were able to be friends again after I gave up on Liz and she's been talking me up to her single friends...in all aspects ;)

Yeah, I always get in trouble for not remembering stuff, but if I make a point to remember something, I still get in trouble because she tells me I am wrong and that's not what she said. If I document it and prove her wrong, I really get in fuckin trouble. LOL

Boobs are awesome.

Eggzachary.

Boobs are awesome

Breasticles

So, back to what we were... oh, hey, boobs...:titsup:

Yes, they are awesome. :boobs:

Annnd my date for the weekend is having family drama and might not be coming. FML

Scratch that, shits on :D

lol boobs

How many of you have knocked a dude out cold before or choked someone out?

Never KO'd anybody, but I've choked several guys unconscious. Been put out, too. It's freaky how fast it can happen when done correctly.

Does being KO'ed count?

Dude, this girl has epic ones. Great incentive for me to make a great impression. Lol

I put out a guy in 20 secs last night. never happened with all the ppl I have put down before that fast

Blowing your load in 20 seconds is fast and I thought I was quick.

Yuck yuck. lol

20 sec from start of encounter, or you had to choke him for 20 sec before he passed out?

First option, impressive. Second option, needs some work.

From first contact to passed out 20 secs
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/l...0512120410.jpg
tonight I had to ask nicely

saturdaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, raeford n rockfish ftw

You need to clean the bathroom. Nasty.

That was the saw bathroom downstairs. no one ever cleans it and prolly seen more illegal activity in its lifetime then al capones right hand man.

This new.club is way more popular then ever before but damn if we aren't getting more and more pieces of shit in there too.

Rub the top of your hand on the ground.

Bartender dies of chonasyphliatitusarhea type B positive live at 8

She told me she started her cycle. I said good. I haven't had ketchup covered salmon patty in awhile.

very positive first date, I need to have Vic clarify with her that I'm fair game though. lol

I thought pulling your weiner out signaled fair game?

going a bit slower this time :lol:

Just the tip then?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU

Thought of a website that would be popular and fun. PorchMonkeys.com. people around the world could post pics and vids of porch monkeys. Throw up a porch monkey joke of the day and sprinkle some ads to help pay for it.

Whos in?

Well. As long as somone post a jew monkey it should all be good.

gotta get that ultra rare albino porch monkey, cus' we are taking it back!
http://cdn.funnycorner.net/funny-pic...rch-monkey.jpg

i always new derf was someone that i never wanted to mess with

http://cdn.funnycorner.net/funny-pic...tivational.jpg

Serious bizness.

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/l...t/IMAG0068.jpg

Nothing like being stuck at work watching war movies as my only real celebration of Memorial Day weekend.
Maybe I'll get to do something Monday if I don't end up napping all day.