Regardless if I'm able to go or not, I'm still willing to help put the rally together. :dthumb:

You are going if I have to pay for you myself...I don't wanna hear another word.

Negative, you are coming to the goddamn rally. Make your kids get jobs, move in with one of us, or take a couple hundred from me. Call it a loan, or payment for the option, whatever you want, but you're coming, and that's final. If any prospective employers have a problem with it, call my cell and then hand it to them, I'll smooth things over and get you hired at a better wage.

Strangely, this wouldn't be the first time a twfix member spoke with another twfix member's boss to advise them to let that person go on vacation for a twfix gathering.

We can go one better, I can write docotrs notes :dthumb:

Rogue was under my care for the weekend:rockwoot:

Tom

gynocological exams?

too far

Yes, sirs! :D

Tom, exactly how am I to explain a dr's note coming from a hospital....in New York? :scratch:

BTW I just looked back on TWO's website and saw this:

This could be the reason none of us have heard from them yet. :idk:

Well, then I guess we'll be staying in one of the hotels linked to on here. I don't really care which, as long as we're all mostly in the same place and I can sleep inside.

derf I can bring some speculums, but it may cost us. if it takes 2 bucks for her to take off a shoe, then again I can bring soem happy medicine and she will be none the wiser:whistle:

Tom

I'm a very observant person, even when drinking. I've worked in enough bars I know the ropes and experienced in handling drunken bullshit, including having "happy medicine" attempted to be placed in my food and drinks. There's not much you can get past me. redflip

And if you're going to attempt it, at least attempt it with something that allows me to have a memory of the festivities! There's nothing worse than not remembering the fun! :lol:

who says it will be in your drink, skeeters are prety big down there:idk:

Tom

If you're insinuating needles, just try it. redflip

I still need a plausible excuse as to why I have a dr's appt from an ER PA in NY but will be in GA.... :lol:

Derf already agreed to help with administration of said happy meds.

As far as the NY thing tell them its a complicated case and you needed to see a specialist in NY:dthumb:

Tom

I'll need a med excuse from Friday to Tuesday. That'll give me to time to ride there and back. :dthumb:

herpes outbreak :whistle:

Tom

:lmao: :lmao:

Not acceptable

:whistle: think that'll be the last time she dares me :lol:

Ebbs can write you one saying you've been requested by the government for...something. I'll sign as last ind.

:lol: :lol:

I'm just going to tell any prospective employer I've already paid for the trip when I had a job and there's no refunds. I'm hoping that'll work. :lol:

Typically as long as you are up front and clear that at such n such time you will be out of town on a pre employment planned trip, employers dont blink an eye. Ive done it several times over the years, for family events, twf rally etc. Make sure they acknowledge it in writing tho...

That's good to know. I've never had anything pre planned before getting a job because I've always had a job...

I wanted to say "I've got a job for you." soooo bad. But I didn't. Oh wait,...damn.

aw fuck. My meeting in Atlanta got canceled so I won't be in the area as of now :rant:

GHEY. call a meeting... or just call someone down there and tell them you heard it was back on... they'll call someone else saying it's back on... and they'll call someone... eventually you'll get to Kevin Bacon... wait... I mean the meeting will be back on

That fucking sucks! If you were going to be in ATL, I'd be close enough to come hang out for a few!

i told my boss i was taking a leave of absence untill the swine flu thing is over. He didnt find it funny, then I told him I am on vacation next week and he told me I suck :lol:

Tom

that was the plan too. :rant:

If anything changes lemme know in the next day. I'll throw the CBR on the trailer so you have something to ride...