New to this site...
 

Hey, Everybody! I am new to this site! Over200 referred me...Went riding with him and Raul and a couple of other friends of his last weekend in TN and had a blast! I ride a 2004 ZX-10R. If you wanna know more, just ask! ;-)

Dear God, please be single!

:welcome:

I'm In Nashvegas and I second that!

Welcome! Lets ride tomorrow!

Welcome. And a smart girl too, posted a pic on the first post!!

Well I'm impressed, you ride a zx-10! your gunning for my heart! Whats the name beautiful?

Nevermind my adv. thats just my Girlfriend Rae.

You'll meet her later, She's getting some beauty sleep now and I don't want to wake her.

She's cool. You will find many cool chicks on here! Lots of dicks to! if your into that kinda shit...

Brent

YES, I am single...Thanks for the welcome! ;-)

Great but your 544 miles from nashville.. How will it ever work out for us?

Gunther, you are a creepy ass dude. :lol:

Welcome to the site though. Were you up at the gap with over200 last weekend or the weekend before? I remember him saying something about taking a girl with a zx-10 up there.

Deals Gap
 

Yep...That would be me! ;-)

Good deal. He made the highlights on killboy. I am assuming you were too far ahead of him for killboy to get you in the same shot.

Ahead of Over200
 

Well, I would love to take credit for being in front of Over200 but I will give it to him, he can ride and fast...Just like I like it! (Besides, isn't fast the only gear?) He is definitely the shiznit and knows his shiznit about bikes! His bike is truly a piece of art!! ;-)

ooh baby :lol:

Slow??
 

How can anybody go slow?? Seriously?? I have seen people get on those bikes and it kills me to see them go less than 100 MPH. I want to be riding fast and weaving in and out of traffic...crazy stuff! RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!! ;-)

BTW, are you the guy with 'bootz wit da fir' on Myspace?? OMG!! Flippin' hilarious!

Ha! One for the Tigger camp! Plus she's from LA like most of my family,so nah,nah,nah leg humpers!!!

LOL! Where in La is your family from??

Nah, that would be Trip. He's kind of a homo.

Gotcha! Still funny and yeah, I like who your hero is T-Rock... ;-)

Haha yeah. I found it amusing so i put it in my sig.

Baton and New Orleans mostly,and of of course the swamp water cousins we don't talk about much......

Tigger, I love your avatar.

Oh, cool! Swamp water cousins...No, I dont have those! ;-)

Well, you know just where I am at...Right in the middle of New Orleans and Baton Rouge!

Thanks,I made it myself!!!

I really loled on that one.

Yep,I've driven thru on the way to MG!!! Anyway,welcome to the site!

I know you so did not just post that..:lol:

Welcome ninja girl, nice ride!! Dont mind the males, they get off on being creepy but they mean well. Okay, mostly well. :wink:

Welcome , hope you enjoy the place with all of the drooling young men.. great looking mach8ine

hey welcome! think im in love lol

Welcome Ninja Girl. Its always a pleasure to have good lookin girls around, especially when they have a good attitude like you.

True that. I think our forum is blessed with the best looking female riders.

Welcome, I see you are from hammond. I lived in Mandeville for awhile and grew up down in Buras.

:welcome: :cheers: Always good to have more females on the site. :dthumb:

nice. another hot chick to mess with.

another chick...
 

Bring it on baby! LOL!

;-) Yall are too kind here...Thanks for the welcome!

ha. you're cute.

Oh, Baby come on I didn't mean anything by it... Her and I are nothing like You and I! You know your number one in my life!

And I thought it was pretty funny at the time... Hey it was late and I couldnt sleep...:idk:

nevermind him...
 

Yeah, it was late and you know how guys are when they see a hot chick...they dont think right! Remember! LOL...J/K!

Besides, how hot is it that he has a hot chick to ride with already...I think that is pretty sweeeeet!!!

I think he said somethin about 40s of ber last night too, so that could go in his defense.

WTF! What's up with this 'trailer queen' stuff below my name...What's a girl gotta do to change that?? ;-)

its the default user title promotion stuff, its in your user cp in your details

it's called custom user title or something.

Thank you! I must admit you are hot! ;-)

imagine what her students think, thank god you dont teach highschool

It is pretty sweet! And thanks T-rock. Good lookin out for a brother!

I admit that she is hot too. I don't think her husband likes me very much though.

Mrs Colleen
 

LOL! Her husband might not like me either then cause she is SMOKIN!!!

thanks i needed a reminder to change my title, i no longer slightly like weiners....

LOL! Glad I could help you out with that one! When I read it, it kind of threw me off but to each his own! j/k ;-)

Actually I am pretty sure he would like you quite a bit if that is that case.

Yeah I am kinda like the worst admin evar, I like modifying people's profiles to see if they notice. :lol:

you will learn, your user title is never safe...this board is pretty active and the majority of the postwhores have ridden together, or have ridden with someone who knows the other, inside jokes are pretty much a common thing, takes a lil while to get them all, but its a great board i.e. what what, mobilesnake pit, R1 headhunter and my favorite punching babies....

+_1

hmmmmm
 

LOL! Hey, I just call it like I see it! Why dont any of you GUYS have a pic of yourselves on here then all of us chicks could drool and comment about yall!

This is the best board EVER!

Most of us are ugly mofos. Oh yeah you can say words like fuck, shit, and bitch on this forum too.

we do actually its in a thread from way back when

Lol
 

I was trying to be a good girl and watch what I say but its taking everything in me to do so! LOL!

Glad I have your permission to say EXACTLY whats on my mind! ;-)

Please do :diitb:

Hammond... ewwwwww.

just kidding- Welcome!

here is the thread of a lot of us

http://www.twowheelfix.com/f34/a-name-and-a-face-t63/

lol are you kidding? im all over the place. well my nipples are at least.

LOL! Yeah, I checked out that thread with most of yall on there and I must say, for the majority, the chicks are SMOKIN! LOL! As for the guys, the majority of yall are HOT too! And OMG, yall are fricking hilarious and ruthless all at the same time...Geez, I love this site!

If you keep saying Yall I might have to Marry You....You have a Southern Accent to dont you??...And you ride a Kawasaki...Well I'm Sold

You should definitely check out our annual orgy. its at my house. and all the girls are invited.

southern twang
 

Yes, I do have that southern accent...and yes I ride a Kawasaki...Hard and Fast I must say! ;-)

:welcome: ninja girl! kawgirls FTW!

Among other things.....

Why thank you! You are not too bad yourself! :wink:
:lol:
Whenever he reads stuff like that he just laughed. It was his idea to send a photoshopped picture of my head on some naked girl's body to Ebbs...unfortunately PhotoBucket was not amused and I don't think he ever saw it. :lol:
:lol:

Woah. You sent a naked pic of you to someone other than me. I am pissed. I thought we had something special with being the two forum alcoholics.

:lol: It was a photoshop...and a poor one at that! :lol:

I know a way you could make it better quality... Is he right behind you again?

He's here...and I don't hind anything from him anyway.

I knew it.

Wow I must be tired...hind? :skep:

:leaving:

i'd love to lick peanut butter of your hind.

There is actually less flagrant leghumping in this thread than I expected.

Welcome to the site :twfix:

no no no sweetie...he's kidding...oh lord, GUNTHER!! See what youve gone and done??!! You werent sposed to tell anyone bout us...:lol:

I agree...:lol: Amazing, perhaps because ninja gurl doesnt appear to be out for the attention?!


Girl, NEVER be afraid to speak your mind here, all us chicks are pretty open and we dont do drama...got any questions, just ask!! You're fittin in just fine so far!

i am amazed we have any female members, god knows why u put up with us

cause i have a ten inch penis.

an innate need for self infliction of idiocy and toilet humor...?

Cuz we adore you morons...especially once we meet you in person...gay tho you may be!

whoa whoa, if i came off as gay then you have some serious misconceptions about reality.

Rae's only here to keep tabs on me... she maybe dating Gunther but she's pleasured by me

figure of speech dear...

i'm such a tramp...wtf forgot to tell me??!!:screwy:

Who ever the fuck rae decides to date better watch out. cause that chick is like a sister to me.

gitt'em killer

did you just have a stroke?
no more corn dogs, wiener lover.

oh noes you changed the horrible spelling.

:drewpy:

drugs will make you paranoid.

and hungry.

So will everything else though.

hmmmm hotwing pizza rolls...

:lol:

do they make those?
Im on the fence, but i'd either hate them or love them.

i dont get it...

uh... that's rae... it was like the first picture of her she posted over at TWF... a long fucking time ago

if u have to explain it....

Better? :lol:

stalker.

She looks mean there.

oh i'd do things............



nah, all that comes to mind when i see that is wedding bells and divorce papers.

to be honest I'm not sure how or why I had that photo... I was looking for another she sent me and saw that one... :lol:

So Rae was posting these pics over at the old forum? hmmmmmm......

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::dthumb::drool: :drool::drool::drool::drool::diitb::whistle::sorry ::rockwoot:

eff you scott! i saw her first!

well the first one she did... the second one is the old TWF add that ran in Two Wheel Magizine

ahhh memories... :drool:
:dthumb: