Cadillac?
 

What the fuck am I doing?!?!?!

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/f...0426080941.jpg

going to a track day?

Haha well yes, I am very soon, but not in that boat :lol:

I had to shuffle vehicles around a bit this morning for my folks... jeep, caddy, and bike. Their office is like half a mile from their house so I rode over there and brought the caddy back. I left all my gear on just for kicks.

You should have seen the look on my mom's face when I drove in the driveway wicked fast in full leathers and helmet and spun the tires a bit on that 3 ton beast :lol:

upholding your TOOL status? :idk:

Go fuck yourself.

No, wait, mail me my twfix tshirts, THEN go fuck yourself :dthumb:

:lol: I'll put in the order for the chick's shirts next week... they take a week... then I'll have a template for the Ladies... I want to put the order in no later than the 15th... so I can get them to you guys for the Rally!

awesome..

were are your gloves, fucking squids

i used to love throwing my race helmet on at stop lights coming home from the drags, makes for some very amusing situations

I wonder what the popo would think if they saw you drivin' the Caddy like that ? I'm sure it would be a Kodak moment . :dvrofl:

Do a Wheelie!!!

least you have your safty belt on.

:lol:.... front wheel drive 3-ton boat = no wheelie.
Hey man, safety first.

Snoop dog in the motherfucking cadillac

and yur dad's shakin' his head telling yur mom....
" that's YOUR son " :whistle:

That's me during the zombie apocalypse... only my vehicle of choice would be something like this:

http://www.flexfab.com/Military/Grap...114armored.jpg

I told cutty everytime he leaves for some drill there is a snow storm that leaves a 4 foot drift infront of MY stall in the garage.... So by next time he needs to leave for anywhere I will have a 4-wheel drive truck and also a 4 wheeler with a snow plow attachment.... He's not allowed to leave until then. I want a camo design on the 4 wheeler.....

Hummers are way cooler.

nahhh. There worthless up here. They are so heavy that they sink into snowbanks..... and if we get snow we get lots so I'll stick to the jacked up truck.....
Plus I already tried talking cutty into building a bigger garage and it didn't work. So if we got a hummer it would sit outside....

Hummers are better for zombies... you know, when tanks are not available.

What fuckin' zombies?
http://haxadecimal.com/nucleus/media...4644351655.jpg

that yellow one looks ok... but hummers aren't all that great... I'd rather have a 2.5 ton... carry way more shit... river crossings wouldn't be as big a deal... and the zombies have to climb higher.
http://www.hi-techbangla.com/harunkh...ge/FMTV_04.jpg

or this
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5831/z0sy.jpg
or this
http://www.army-technology.com/contr...ry-vehicle.jpg

Well yeah, but I'd have better luck finding a Hummer... Most likely I'll end up in a dump truck or something... Either way, I'm runnin' over and through a bunch of shit... Fiery grave FTW!

reminds me of ridin' down the road in a Darth Vader helmet..... Ya get some strange looks when people see Darth Vader drivin'.

Homo.
http://nodependenciesnologo.files.wo...arth-vader.jpg

Hello Kitty Darth Vader FTL.

I like hummers :whistle: but humvee's are junk. and yes, i have personal experience.

Not so much that they are heavy, but underpowered.
And I'm leaving again in June... you worried about a snowbank?

When did you get a 1125R??? :lol:

We got snow at the beginning of MAY anything is fucking possible. I was talking about when you might leave next fall............
I don't want to be stranded if here cause i can't take that much time off work.

Humvee's are way to underpowered... especially the up armored ones.

but if someone were to give me one I'd wheel the shit out of it!

i'd want something with tracks if it came down to zombies though.

yeah... but most track vehicles are 1 hard to drive (for most people)... and don't hold much... so if I was given a choice... I'd take this

http://www.army-technology.com/contr...ry-vehicle.jpg

things like an up armored 15' high bus! :lol:

but the zombies can stop that.


i was thinking more like an APC, mounted fiddy. room for 8-10.

point being ya dont need a fucking heavy gun, you just need something that wont stop moving forward.

how the fuck they gonna stop that?

get they bodies stuck in the wheels and shit.

could do the same with tracks... but I doubt it... the only thing better about the tracked version is that it's a lot harder to stop by terrain...

but ok... we'll settle on this one... it's the marine amphibious vehicle

http://www.technogap.com/images/full...-5055W-061.jpg

agreed, that is what i want to comute during the zombie appocolypse.

ok... now that we've got that down... next to work on where to go... I say Alaska. or northern Canada. there will be animals... to hunt... and very few humans...

i say we head towards the ocean, in the hopes of finding an island that is isolated from the virus. ocean = infinate, easily catchable food supply. only problem would be drinking water, so we'd have to either have a supply of fresh water on the island or desalinate ocean water.

plus what the fucks the point of having an amphibious we cant take that bitch through the water?

well true... but not sure how that thing would handle in the open ocean... and it's got a limited range... better just take over a fuck'n air craft carrier... Nuclear powered... infinate power... (well for our lifetime) so lots of PS3 play'n... it's fuck'n the size of the city... we could have a 50cc track on the deck...

Air Craft Carrier FTMFW!

well we'd end up drunk and trying to fly a jet, and then we'd end up dead..... but who the fuck cares jets are cool.

true... on both accounts... but hey... it'd be fun... :lol:

Hey NtS/Ebbs....

y'alls zombie apocolypse sounds cooler than mine... can i come to yours?

sure... but you've gotta bring 2 chicks... fuck if my zombie zpocolypse is gonna turn into a fuck'n sasauge fest!

dude, we're bringin all the hot chicks, how can you resist a nuclear powered aircraft carrier? its gonna be the shiz.

sweet!!!!


zombie apocolypse FTMFW!

dude we're gonna drag on the take off ramp so BRING YO BUSA.

Sweet!!!


Let's hook up your new ride on the catapult and launch that shitz...


And let's film it and put that shitz on Youtube.

it will be called zombietube then.

and fuck yea i'll launch my bike off the carrier if zombies attatck the world. wont do much good on a nuclear cruise.

Then would could take the carrier and run some shit over, like other small boats filled with zomies and shit mang....


Hell we could sink the entire fucking zombie navy!

Hell yeah! wonder how high the deck is from the water... probably too high to jump from though... dude that'd be the fuck'n life though... build electric pocket bikes for races on the deck...

fuck electric. NUCLEAR powered pocket bikes on our NUCLEAR deck.

and hell yea we're runnin over some zombie boats. fuck those fuckers, they can eat fish brains.

Just raise up the JBD's (jet blast deflectors, FYI) and we can do some mad trix off that shitz. We'd be like Travis Pastrana, but wouldn't suck as much.

nuclear powered pocket bikes? nahh, one crash all that radz and shit gets all over my nadz and shit... no thanks NtS. Someone's gotta do the dutie to repopulate the zombie-fied world.

but why not with genetically modified super babies? it can only go one of two ways, and if you end up with a sloth, keep on tryin!

fuck yeah... and when we repopulate... no fuck'n cages... TWO WHEEL FUCKING WORLD... :lol:

two wheels and a carrier, bitch! Get that shit right!

2 wheels or nowheels and nuclear. or we infect you and throw you in the colleseum to fight for your zombie life against an army of scorpions and snaping turtles.

yeah my bad... the ultimate Track day hauler... :rofl: big enough to haul all the bikes... and the fuck'n track!

or at least one of the straights.

and fuck you... it's my carrier... so I say who we infect for intertainment!

Don't forget the tub of death with the rabbid sea lions and jell-o!

too far.

yeah ambly... you try'n to be the new OSP?

http://www.donaldsensing.com/Pix/050...ft_Carrier.jpg

... sorry.


But anyways, that carrier's tight.... minigolf FTW!

If I ever become a billionaire I am buying one of those carriers.. that is bad ass...

only if it's got the golf course.

where are your gloves....squid