I F***'d up my life
 

:wtfru:
Seriously, I did BIG TIME.
Monday, I went with some friends and my LITTLEST sister and "broke" into an abandoned Budget automotive/Suzuki shop(The back door was open and LOTS of other people I know have been in there)
We stole some Diagnostic Computers and other expensive tools.
The paper work says 19 items
but then again the paper work also says we where out after curfew(LIE) and the "vandalized" the shop (we went in and took what we needed nothing more)

What where we going to do with the shit?
Gonna start working on cars to help save out house.
Since I can't get a job and mom hardly makes enough to pay utilities.
So this is the only thing I could think of.

And I alone took the full blame

:scared:

So you jacked some diagnostic computers huh? Nice job. How did you get caught?

If you were gonna go and jack shit, you should have posted it here and we would have told you how to do it w/o getting caught. Sheesh.

Unfortunately, this is the reality when the typical law abiding person is put into a severe economic situation. I think we will see more of this as the economy continues to flounder.

Yep, I'm working 70-80 hour weeks putting in security systems to combat kids like this... I'm sorry kid but I'm willing to bet that there are multiple TVs, game systems, computers, cable TV, the internet, cell phones, multiple vehicles, etc in/around the house. Some poor victims of the economy broke into my car a few months ago, I guess I should feel sorry for them too...:idk:

BTW the situation isn't "severe" enough to "justify" theft until you don't have a place to live and food to eat. Not when you're down to your last two laptops, you've had to settle on keeping your two year old LCD instead of buying the LED unit and you're only eating out twice a week instead of three times. Or because you're struggling to pay the mortgage you took out 3 years ago to buy a boat. The problem with most people is they don't know how to tighten up when things get tough.

abandoned....

abandoned for the day cuz everyone went home, or actually abandoned? how'd you get caught?

Wow, man... rough.
So have you already been to court?
By "took the full blame" are you saying you signed an admission of guilt?

If you haven't been through the full process, I wouldn't be posting any "I did this" on the interwebz. :whistle:

Would like to see some of the above questions answered. Also, how old are you?

And if lot's of others have been in there, why was there still expensive stuff remaining?

Is this a serious post?

If it is Dude deserves an epic beat down.

Not really suzuki makes crappy cars:lol

But yeh not a good move

What the hell, dude? Why post this? Are you nuts? I'd say delete it but it will never really go away now...

http://academic.udayton.edu/race/01r.../OPPLOOTER.jpg

Want to save your mom's house? Move from Ohio to a place where you can get employed. If not then I hear drug running provides a lot of cash.

Lame, join the army like my poor ass did, my parents didn't have money to do anything like college, so I went out and made my own way in life. Fucking bums piss me off, that's why I have guns, I know what bad economic situations bring. There isn't much separating the USA from becoming a nation where I had to fight in except for money and social control.

Plus a majority of the dumb poor americans no longer believe in god, so there is no incentive for them to not start acting like ass hats. Social Control is awesome until no one believes in it anymore.

this.

Why are you stealing to provide when you're able to post on the internet?

That requires at least computer/phone. The internet can be free.

Why are you stealing to provide when you just made a thread about buying a motorcycle?

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=16214

After reading that thread I assume that's what you stole?
*BTW 101 what's this weeks lottery numbers? I think you called it from the get go.

Way to go, Dr. Evil.

You took your little sister to a burglary? What, Bugsy had the night off?

As far as thieves go, people who steal other peoples tools are right near the bottom of the asshat barrel.

Plus, I've seen some of the work you've done on bikes, and I wouldn't let you put a spark plug in my lawn mower, let alone work on my car. :lol:

You need to find a quiet place to fuck off and die.

JC

:plzdie: No, seriously. Thieves are about one notch lower on the scumbag pole than murderers, rapists and kid touchers.

There's probably a lot more truth to this than most people want to admit.


Absolutely agree 1000000%.

Well according to your other threads your a lair and a thief. You sir need to go to the Marines recruiter and say "I'm a worthless fuckup, please allow me to suffer to make up for it and possibly make something out of my life."

because saying "i was stealing to provide" sounds so much more acceptable then i was stealing because i'm a fucking punk thief who doesn't want to work.

i'm with the two above, graduated high school, not lot out there for me, no money for college, so off to Uncle Sam's camp Army.

no excuse for stealing, ever!!!

So....you come to a motorcycle site and confess to / brag about being a thief? To what end? To confirm that you are an idiot? To talk up your "cred" like the stupid MyFace kids bragging about how "I got so fucked up last night" as if that is something to be proud of?

You realize that at least SOME of the people here have probably been victimized by thieves or know someone who has as motorcycles are commonly stolen?

It would probably be best if you just slinked away, eh?

Seriously.

This!

There are always better options than what your dumb ass did. My guess is that you don't have any concept of "work". I would dig ditches, mow, weedeat, rake leaves, shovel snow, wash cars, and about a 1000 other things before I would steal other people's shit. I'm willing to bet that you could pick up at least a few odd jobs here and there, but once again, I bet you are a lazy fuck.

Try that around here, probably end up with a bit o lead in your body.

Digifox,
You have tarnished you name and your family by your actions.
As mentioned, go find the nearest Marines recuiter.

It will probably be the first good decision you have ever made.
If you have a medical condistion that prevents you from enlisting,
Get your ass down to the nearest college and sign up. If you are as poor as you claim, then you will qualify for financial aid.
Its time to grow up. You owe it to your self and your family.
There are no other options and you have no excuses.
There is nothing that you can say that will excuse the fact that you did something morally\ethically wrong.

Save that for the war room.

I agree with 99% of what's posted already, so I really don't have anything to add...

Interesting how you stole this shit to provide for your family, but you're talking about, or already bought a new bike. How about cancelling your cell phone, selling your computer, and stop paying for internet service? That may be a better way, rather than B&E...

I'm pretty sure the Marines won't take him now. This ain't Vietnam where you could either go to Jail or go to the Jungle. However if he did go Military he needs to join the Navy and request the duty of bottom corner of an attack submarine shit cleaner and pecker washer. 1-2 months of never breathing fresh air should do the trick.

The best advice for Digifox is to STFU and Lawyer Up big time.

I call bullshit. Nobody is dumb enough to post about something like this....

Isn't Digi the same guy who likes to dress up like an animal? I seem to recall a thread about him being a "Furry", or some such thing.

What's the Marine Corp policy on that?

Don't ask, don't shed?

JC

Yeah the military is getting pretty picky with all the people that can't find jobs and have recently enlisted. Felons don't really fall in the top ten.

I say KFC is more his speed. :lol:

He might make a great sniper/recon

If the asshole stole my tools, he'd definitely end up "Extra Crispy".

JC

Wasn't born yesterday.......A 16 year old didn't acquire a bunch of computers from "helping" someone else unless they were jacked. Nailed IT!:lol

You shouldn't, just "Consider it socialism in action" - GTA Vice City

Exactly! My Dad died when I was 15 leaving nothing behind but bills, no insurance, no savings, nothing. I got a job, finished school and joined the Army. I didn't go around breaking into businesses.

I moved from Mi to NC. Sold my house and moved into a 1 bd apt. Ran the lease out on my $40,000 truck and bought a $1200 car. Lived here the first year cold in the Winter, hot in the Summer and eating Ramen 2 meals a day. The only reason I still had things was because of my previous savings. I bought the things that were important to me (bike stuff) and left everything else at the store. I eliminated ALL habits to include Starbucks, etc. I never ate out. As soon as possible, I took a job making HALF of what I made in Mi even though I still had unemployment benefits. I sold frivolous items, believe it or not. No I don't want a medal but I wish that I could make people understand that not being able to keep your $2-300,000 house, 3 cars, 2 bikes, etc, etc, etc is not justification for this type of behavior. I'm honestly tired of hearing this crap!

Unless he stayed logged in and someone on his computer helped him out a little bit...

You know this thread is about a white kid, right?

Just because someone posted a picture of a black guy, doesn't mean this thread is about you.

Oh fuck.

Here it comes....:lol:

JC

And what is that supposed to mean? Is it about the other guys that posted their personal experiences? Wildchild, Tallywacker, etc.... What did I take up too much forum space with my story? My bad. I'm just trying to say that the "economy" has effected lots of us but there are other ways to handle it than stealing. What's the matter, are you upset that this story is about one of your own? If it helps, I am half white you know, so I guess that I am "allowed" to comment. Or are you bringing back the "one drop rule" to regulate who is allowed to comment on threads?

forgot to add :nee: Sorry to come off so serious.

I didn't read race in anything Amber posted. Just a better way to handle adversity

See.

Told you. :lol:

JC

I know right? Some people think of nothing else. I don't care who you are or what race you were born... THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR IS WRONG. PERIOD! Besides, I'm not sure that I KNOW for a fact that this kid is "white"....:idk:

Uhuh...way to back pedal. Too bad your boy Digifox can't quick do the same.

OK, now them-thar's fighing words... nice edit.

Raar.

Wait, what?

It doesnt matter what color he is, what he did was still wrong...

Digi, you must truly be some special kind of idiot to be posting this crap all over the internet. You really do deserve to be punished. What you've done not only got you in trouble but probably caused hardship for other people making your plight less sympathetic. Waterfall effect.

I'm not pedaling anywhere. Lighten up, man.

He's a dredge of society if this is what he did. Or, maybe check my previous post and think MAYBE it's on the internet and not true.

Either way, it's on an internet forum - and we all have the same feeling about thieves. Who are you preaching to, us?

sorry - WTF? Seriously?

Scrub floors, dig ditches, cook french fries. while the economy IS bad - there are still jobs out there. Many people don't see them because they consider them "beneath" them.

*eye roll*

so breaking the law is BETTER than working???

GET A FUCKING JOB. Seriously. Stealing is NOT a job. And if you're for reals, I hope you rot in jail. Or at least learn how to dig ditches.

Any why isn't your mom working?

all I can do is shake my head and hope this is some kind of joke.

And seriously people - there's NO excuse for jacking someone else's shit. Ever.

What if it was YOUR garage he found his "opportunity" in?

SOMEONE worked hard for that shit. Just not you. Which makes it ok to take??

Wow so this IS a serious thread ? Humm...

I remember going through some hard times after a divorce and working 4 jobs just to make ends meet and save my credit and hated three of the jobs and didn't really care for the 4th.

I worked at BankofAmerica (wasn't BofA at the time) as a Security Guard...yep...uniform and all...made deliveries 3 nights a week for Olan Mills Photography...worked Saturday and Sunday at Yellow Freight on a loading dock plus worked two nights a week at an Auto Aucton.

I didn't steal anything. I hate thieves.

Oh and I'm white...not that it matters. :lol:

Anyone else get the feeling this thread didn't turn out exactly the way Digi thought it would?

Except, of course, for the part when Amber recounted his life history again.

(We ALL knew that part was coming). :lol:

JC

JC please put this motherfucker on the right path, amen.

They've tightened security at the bus station?

JC

Perhaps filled in the glory hole with chicken wire and bondo?

Dude, you're getting a Dell!





Or a surprise anal raping.

everything leads to man rape..

like the road to perdition..

there are 2 kinds of guys in the world - those that have been man raped and those that are about to..

Did you expect us to feel sorry for you or give you advice? Piece of shit.

You guys(and girls) didn't disappoint.

So I guess some guy in the train waiting his turn will use a quote from the op's original post...


:lol

Fits this thread:



http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...os/awesome.jpg

I'm white, and I still think this thread is bullshit.

Kaneman say:

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/bullshiz.jpg

Smells like prison sex in here.

Nice going, posting details of what you did on a public forum, for any cop or lawyer to see...

And WTF are you gonna do with diagnostic tools? NOBODY is going to pay your 17 y/o ass to work on their ride :lol:

Typical mentality of people under 30 these days........."Oh, the door was open, they must not care about their shit anymore"...........or "Oh, he dropped his wallet on the street, he DESERVES to get his money stolen"

MAN GREAT CALL! Way to use the captain crunch decoder and pick that one out of the crowd.. :rockwoot:

I didn't even see the hidden message..

This whole thing started and is ending with man rape..

http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-con...he-shocker.jpg

I'm gonna do a spin-off thread on this comment.

You may have missed his previous threads "bragging" about all the stuff he "acquired".... if this is a hoax, it's a well thought out, elaborate one.:idk:

hey just who are you preaching to, us? We all hate thieves buddy...:lol:

Didn't someone in here have this as a signature???
http://www.clublexus.com/forums/atta...er_tshirt1.jpg

Yes I did.

hold up. Just because this kid is a fuck up low life, doesn't mean that I should be put in that group as well.

The only part in this thread that was about you was the ass raping part.

so your a thief, finally got caught, and looking for pity?

You're an idiot for posting this online and admitting what you did and an asshole piece of shit thief. I hope you weren't looking for sympathy or understanding here because no one here has any for you.

You sound like a spoiled brat and I hope you get punished severely and learn something from it. Until you are selling your bike,car, cell phone, video games and can't afford internet you are in no way 'having a hard time' so suck it up and quite being such a bitch. A real man would have found a job and be helping his Mother pay the bills instead of causing her more problems....

I suppose I should be glad I'm a 1%'er in this case. It's never ok to steal, unless your name is Robin Hood and you have a band of merry men who live in the woods.(and even they could have gone about it in a different way)

He may be in prison. Might not come back to this thread. Getting butt raped by the gubamint.

I hope this is a joke.

Someone in jail will be petting him :lol:

No shit :lol:

First off, I smell troll.... And if he is, I motion for immediate banhammer. :bs:

Nooooo..... he would never sell HIS shit! I mean when it comes to his entertainment, thats not included in helping his mom's problems. :rolleyes:

Hey.... dont be grouping us into one big lump. You just dont hear about the 80% that are normal outstanding citizens. Some of us were raised right. I've returned 2 wallets and a cell phone this year.... So kindly redflip!


Just kidding about the redflip.... :lol:

I can check the local police records for a breaking and entering at any closed down suzuki shops here in Columbus. I didnt think he was a minor... is he? Can you PM me his name Trip?

I hope to god its a joke, because I want to see banhammer...

actually i think he is still a minor 16 or 17 i believe. yay he gets a sealed record and a slap on the wrist. only good part is if it's anything like wis the greatest number of rapes in the state happen in the juvenile detention center.

hope he can grab his ankles if not might want to start stretching. i hear bubba likes his bitches limber.

Don't mean to be the bearer of bad news.....but if he got rid of the internet we would not have this glorious thread and you guys would have nothing to complain about. :lol

I assumed he got or found Wifi somewhere.

Or stole that too. :lol:

good point, it's kept me entertained at work today..:)

I stole a batman action figure from daycare. I wonder what my life would have been like if it had never happened?

When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

Same, I stole some blocks in kindergarden. I had to take them back and apologize to the teacher. Taught me.

You think some of these parents give a fuck? No. I dont care how much money problems my mom would (hypothetically) have, she would never want me to steal.

When I was a little over 4 I stole a pack of gum while shopping with my Dad. He found it when he lifted me into the car. He carried me back into the store (I had a broken leg at the time) and made me give it back and apologize. But when we got home he gave me the belt and grounded me to my room with no cartoons. Lesson learned..big time.

Looking back he was sorta like hitler. Seriously who takes away cartoons from a child who can't do ANYTHING else. wtf :lol

When I was 12 I stole an egg from a store, I felt so bad that i decided to give it back, on my way out I tossed it right at the window.

Funniest post in this thread... With or without the anal rape.


Truth. Fucked up his life? Probably not... Learned his lesson? Let's hope so.

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Good point.

It's a little known fact that one of the biggest complaints the Jews had about Dachau, aside from the starvation and the gas chamber over-crowding, was the lack of Cartoons.

No Bugs Bunny. No Betty Boop. No Mickey.

Oy Vey.

JC

What??? He stole THE INTERNET?!?!?!11!?1

I took a set of banana earings once (it was the eighties), didn't even know I did it till we were out of the store and they were in my hand. Mom made me take em back

Hey may be stealing YOUR interwebs while you read this.

Sigmund Freud is masturbating to this post from his grave.

JC

I clearly rationalised away any potential gayness by mentioning the decade :P