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smileyman 10-31-2008 12:25 PM

Small breasted women need not apply...
 
http://www.visordown.com/motorcyclen...kers/5854.html

Vietnam bans small-chested women bikers
By Visordown News
And we thought Richard Brunstrom was bad...

IN A BIZARRE move by the ruling Communist Party in Vietnam, all small-chested women are now banned from riding motorbikes.
Anyone with a chest under 71cm will be outlawed in a bid to make the country's notoriously hazardous roads safer.

The idea is to prevent people who are too thin, too short or too sickly from riding a motorbike, reports The Daily Telegraph. Suffer from an enlarged liver and sinusitis? Tough luck, because you're coming under the kosh, too.

"The new proposals are very funny but many Vietnamese people could become the victim of this joke," Hanoi stockbroker Le Quang Minh said. "Many Vietnamese women have small chests. I have many friends who won't meet these criteria."

The average Vietnamese man is 162cm tall and weighs about 57kg. The average Vietnamese woman is 155cm and weighs about 45kg. Motorbikes make up about 90 per cent of traffic in the country.


:idk:

the chi 10-31-2008 12:29 PM

What kind of BULLSHIT is this? Good gawd...:skep:

Shift 10-31-2008 12:32 PM

Other countries suck even more then we do? :idk:

Trip 10-31-2008 12:32 PM

TWFix rally in vietnam! :lol:

the chi 10-31-2008 12:33 PM

well thank gawd im not in vietnam I guess, cuz theyd have to throw my ass in prison, trying to take my bike away from me...

maybe its a secret push to jumpstart the plastic surgery industry...:lol:

smileyman 10-31-2008 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 84649)
What kind of BULLSHIT is this? Good gawd...:skep:


You don't ride in Viet Nam:idk:

How many do you suppose will be stuffin the ole bra in order to get a few miles in?? Wonder what traffic stops will be like now?

"Excuse me ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?":diitb:

"Can I see your license and registration and boobies?":drool:

Trip 10-31-2008 12:36 PM

I want to be a trooper in vietnam. "Mam, let me feel those to make sure they are real and big enough to ride that bike."

the chi 10-31-2008 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 84656)
You don't ride in Viet Nam:idk:

How many do you suppose will be stuffin the ole bra in order to get a few miles in?? Wonder what traffic stops will be like now?

"Excuse me ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?":diitb:

"Can I see your license and registration and boobies?":drool:

It doesnt matter if I ride there or not, its absolutely ridiculous, and things like this targeted at women irritate the piss out of me...kinda like many of the muslim countries and their rules regarding women...men can be so ridiculous and the brain washed women are worse!

I wonder how many women may actually start dressing more masculine to get by the rules...considering the nature of their society, i cant see the officers actually trying to "check"...:idk:

smileyman 10-31-2008 12:43 PM

The nature of men you mean...

Captain Morgan 10-31-2008 12:45 PM

Bwahaha, that's some of the stupidest shit I've read in a long time. Hell, they might as well say men can't ride bikes due to their flat chests too. I can't imagine this law having any teeth. Besides, women will just start stuffing bras to get by the law anyway.

smileyman 10-31-2008 01:04 PM

Is that really how backward they are scientifically, if they think breast size is an indicator or overall health and ability????

Why not have a similar indicator for the men riders...Scrotum size or what not???

the chi 10-31-2008 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 84666)
Is that really how backward they are scientifically, if they think breast size is an indicator or overall health and ability????

Why not have a similar indicator for the men riders...Scrotum size or what not???

Well goodness, I am undersized, I must be ill and incapable of normal function...cant you tell? :lol:

I wonder how they plan on checking for liver problems that are also included in the edict...i mean really?? People of specifically strange olive complections?

smileyman 10-31-2008 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 84667)
Well goodness, I am undersized, I must be ill and incapable of normal function...cant you tell? :lol:

I wonder how they plan on checking for liver problems that are also included in the edict...i mean really?? People of specifically strange olive complections?

I am a very good judge of female ability...I observe you be quite a healthy specimen and capable of dragging knee.

MikeSP1 10-31-2008 01:36 PM

And just when you think it was getting bad, someone else does something stupid and jacks up the whole rotation. At least none of us ride Vietnam. And when they say motorcycle, they're loosely refering to scooters. And the traffic problem is most likely not the physical abilities of the riders, it's the sheer stupidity of most of the people in traffic.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=qTWlJjfMSbU

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=HcQaoU9nQHw

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=XFoP2TxvbRw

itgirl 10-31-2008 03:22 PM

wow, that last video just looks like a swarm of insects. do they not have traffic signals over there? i can't imagine having a free-for-all at every intersection working effectively. what a nightmare.

fnfalman 10-31-2008 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 84667)
Well goodness, I am undersized, I must be ill and incapable of normal function...cant you tell? :lol:

Compare to the typical Vietnamese woman, you have massive boobages.:pat:

Besides, seriously, what makes you think that you are undersized? Judging from the various photos of you, I'm guessing either 34B or 34C. Hardly undersized.

JoJoYZF 10-31-2008 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman (Post 84708)
Compare to the typical Vietnamese woman, you have massive boobages.:pat:

Besides, seriously, what makes you think that you are undersized? Judging from the various photos of you, I'm guessing either 34B or 34C. Hardly undersized.

Thats what I was gonna guess as well. Btw rae, theres a girl on cash cab right now that looks kinda like you.

Amber Lamps 10-31-2008 07:01 PM

Ahem,I'm certain this is media spin at best. I'd imagine that the law covers both men and women AND that it is about CHEST SIZE you dorks not breast size. You don't measure a woman's chest size including her boobs. I'm no expert but I believe that you measure under her boobs for the chest number. If two women are 5" tall,weigh 110-112 and have 34-22-36 measurements but one is an "A" cup and the other is a "C" cup (:drool::drool::drool: btw),they should both be the same size in every other way,basically. Sometimes....:panic: BTW 71 cm is like what 26 inches or something,that is TINY!

GearGrabinGuy 11-01-2008 03:04 PM

down with commies!!!

t-homo 11-01-2008 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 84717)
If two women are 5" tall,weigh 110-112 and have 34-22-36 measurements but one is an "A" cup and the other is a "C" cup (:drool::drool::drool: btw),they should both be the same size in every other way,basically. Sometimes....:panic: BTW 71 cm is like what 26 inches or something,that is TINY!

5 Inches tall?!?!

jeeps84 11-01-2008 03:10 PM

Its just a ploy to cut down on traffic.

NONE_too_SOFT 11-01-2008 03:50 PM

This would definately be on my platform for president.

Amber Lamps 11-01-2008 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 84847)
5 Inches tall?!?!

Oh no I made a typo! Thanks T-Rock! Lord knows YOUR posts are always perfectly spelled and punctuated!:dthumb:

t-homo 11-01-2008 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 84874)
Oh no I made a typo! Thanks T-Rock! Lord knows YOUR posts are always perfectly spelled and punctuated!:dthumb:

Thank you for realizing that.

Ducati Diva 11-01-2008 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 84874)
Oh no I made a typo! Thanks T-Rock! Lord knows YOUR posts are always perfectly spelled and punctuated!:dthumb:


Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 84880)
Thank you for realizing that.

:dvrofl: you guys make a drunk night that much funnier

Vettezilla (Impala Balko) 11-01-2008 11:46 PM

thats kind of funny because I have a similar breast size rule for the passenger riding on the back of my bike.

Ducati Diva 11-01-2008 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Vettezilla (Impala Balko) (Post 84933)
thats kind of funny because I have a similar breast size rule for the passenger riding on the back of my bike.

You have girls as your signature that by all rights have kick ass hot bodies but they don't have big boobs. WTF??? Isn't that an oxymoron?

Amber Lamps 11-02-2008 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducati Diva (Post 84934)
You have girls as your signature that by all rights have kick ass hot bodies but they don't have big boobs. WTF??? Isn't that an oxymoron?

What his girls are at least "C"s...so what cup size are you packing to think those are "small"?

marko138 11-02-2008 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 85005)
What his girls are at least "C"s...so what cup size are you packing to think those are "small"?

No way that chick on the right is a "C".

Amber Lamps 11-02-2008 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 85015)
No way that chick on the right is a "C".

Ah, you might be right but once again the law was about chest size not breast size....

jeeps84 11-02-2008 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 85005)
What his girls are at least "C"s...so what cup size are you packing to think those are "small"?

Very nice C's and the girl on the right would be lucky to have B's if not A's

Ducati Diva 11-02-2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 85005)
What his girls are at least "C"s...so what cup size are you packing to think those are "small"?

Not to big not to small just right or at least that's what Jeeps tells me

Sixxxxer 11-03-2008 12:46 AM

Vettezillas Girl on the Right looks like a B.

But Anymore than a handful and you can sprain your wrists ;)

I love tatas


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