Just got back from another exciting night of Christmas shopping. Even though I managed to finish almost all of my shopping early, my mother decided to wait until the last minutes.
Here's my interpretation of people at the mall, from tonights astute observations:
Random Mother: Ok kids, run wild and destroy whatever you want. I'm going to be a miserable cunt to everyone because I waited till the last minute and am in shock that people won't get out of my way and let me be first in line.
The Father: You kids try not to get kidnapped. I'm going to go ogle underage girls and regret getting married to the stupid miserable cunt.
Kid 1: Anarchy! Anarchy!
Kid 2: I don't even know what that is but I love it!
And then the kids run rampant and destroy everything the get their hands on. Multiply that by a billion.
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