(315):
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
(401):
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
(516):
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Mic ha el Jac kso n was ordering take out from heaven.
(774):
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
(215):
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
