401- Keg (Ur Best Investment)

Ducati Diva · 10-29-2008, 08:01 PM

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American -doesn't it?

Quick281 · 10-29-2008, 10:02 PM

I love it.

marko138 · 10-30-2008, 10:01 AM

Excellent plan. EXCELLENT.

jeeps84 · 10-30-2008, 10:27 AM

How does that figure with 2liter bottles?

Rider · 10-30-2008, 10:31 AM

I only drink 40 oz bottles.

marko138 · 10-31-2008, 10:27 AM

Unfortunately most beer that comes in cans = teh suck.

10-29-2008, 08:01 PM	#1
Ducati Diva just learning Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: western nc Moto: 1996 M900 Posts: 1,348	401- Keg (Ur Best Investment) If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American -doesn't it? __________________ Todays mighty oak is just yesterdays nut who stood it's ground!

10-29-2008, 10:02 PM	#2
Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	I love it. __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.

10-30-2008, 10:27 AM	#4
jeeps84 No longer MIA Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Western NC (The Great Smoky Mountains) Moto: 1987 GSXR 50, 1996 Ducati M900, 07 GSXR 750, 07 Harley Davidson Night Train Posts: 984	How does that figure with 2liter bottles? __________________ Lets ride!

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10-30-2008, 10:31 AM	#5
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I only drink 40 oz bottles.