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02-06-2009, 07:41 PM | #1 |
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Check Your Child's Homework
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02-06-2009, 07:41 PM | #2 |
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(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith
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02-06-2009, 07:44 PM | #3 |
Fuzznutz
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She has no ass...I wouldn't tip her a dollar.
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02-06-2009, 07:45 PM | #4 |
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James
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02-06-2009, 07:46 PM | #5 |
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There's one for the scrapbook.
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02-06-2009, 08:10 PM | #6 |
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so what? fuck the teacher let her think whatever she wants lol
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02-06-2009, 08:11 PM | #7 |
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Priceless.
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02-06-2009, 08:14 PM | #8 | |
Wanting to Go Back!!!!
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Proof how things can be easily misconstrued.
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02-08-2009, 07:21 PM | #9 |
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I love it!
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02-08-2009, 08:34 PM | #10 | |
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