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06-02-2009, 03:42 PM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
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DO NOT Bring Any Sauce
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...145392897.html
Originally Posted: Wed, 29 Apr 01:39 EDT Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit. Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit. I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this. I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure. I will require at least a 5 minutes stay. A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure. Please supply your own footwear. The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery. DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.
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06-02-2009, 03:45 PM
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Vrooom
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Whiskey tango foxtrot!
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06-02-2009, 03:48 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Florida
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Seems perfectly reasonable. Why would you want her to bring sauce when you will be using your own? You don't want the sauce she brings to conflict or overpower the one you will be using.
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06-02-2009, 03:49 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
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Double U
Tee Eff 
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06-02-2009, 03:53 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
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Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles!
...or at least fart.
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06-02-2009, 04:02 PM
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Bring on the Zombies!
Join Date: Feb 2008
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06-04-2009, 09:40 AM
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06-02-2009, 03:51 PM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Hmmmm I'd say it was OSP, but this guy is in Pittsburgh.
The question I have is, why have her wear anything? I don't want fabric softer fucking up the flavor. |
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06-02-2009, 04:21 PM
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Elitist
Join Date: Nov 2008
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06-02-2009, 04:23 PM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
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Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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