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Old 07-08-2010, 09:07 PM   #1
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Steve Urkel may have laid the smack down. I wonder if he'll get charged with a hate crime because he is a "White"
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:26 PM   #2
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I don't know why, but reading "punched her in the breast implant" makes me grin.
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:46 PM   #3
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The rep continues, "This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name."

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this statement is true. Women are complete bitches when it comes to custody issues. Courts don't help matters, either.


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Old 07-08-2010, 10:04 PM   #4
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I don't know why, but reading "punched her in the breast implant" makes me grin.
I joke with my wife and tell her I'm going to use her breast as speed bags so it make me grin when I read it as well.

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Old 07-08-2010, 10:09 PM   #5
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White allegedly punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago....AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:03 PM   #6
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AHahHAHA

Punched in the breast implant?!?
WTF?
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Old 07-08-2010, 11:04 PM   #7
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Baby mama. One of the dumbest fucking things said.
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Old 07-09-2010, 04:13 AM   #8
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Baby mama. One of the dumbest fucking things said.
The second I ran into that phrase that site lost what little credibility it had.
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Old 07-09-2010, 11:08 AM   #9
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I randomly saw "broke the tank" and thought they were still talking about the implants.
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