excessa, we regret to inform you...

[askmrjesus]

Holy Office of Sainthood
(Internet Division)

To: Excessa

Re: Application for Sainthood

Status: Denied

Dear Ms. Excessa,

We regret to inform you that your application for Patron Saint of Leghumping and Eternal Pity, has been denied.

While we appreciate your efforts, (and tidy penmanship), there are certain things our committee can not ignore. To wit; your recent attempt to blame Azoomm for the downfall of what to date, has been a lot of people fawning over you, like you were Bambi's little sister.

We require that our Saints seek not to blame others for their perceived misfortunes, and that they do not make disparaging remarks about people, while simultaneously claiming high ground. We find this most distasteful.

Originally Posted by excessa

but *for what it's worth* take away "don't trust" (what do you think I'm going to do, rob your email? this is the fucking internet, I have no access to you minus this, and want less, not more, because you strike me as an insecure catty bitch) and add "feel threatened by and want to prove my superiority to" and I'll buy it.

We also find the practice of "two-facedness" (in the form of trashing someone, and then claiming you're just sad and confused) to be.......What's the phrase you mortals like so much?

Oh yes, "Lame as fuck".

JC

cc: Pope Benny
Flying Spagetti Monster
L. Ron Hubbard

[marko138]

Insanely funny.

:bigrofl:

[Ninjakel]

[2up]

There aren't enough laughing smilies to express just how fucking hysterical that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing personal, I don't care about whom its written, its fucking brilliant.

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by marko138

Insanely funny.

:bigrofl:

X eleventy billion.

Holy shit, AMJ, you've just outdone yourself. :kneel:

Originally Posted by 2up

There aren't enough laughing smilies to express just how fucking hysterical that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing personal, I don't care about whom its written, its fucking brilliant.

+ 1. Just brilliant.

[fnfalman]

I have to give it a "10" on Wit, a "10" on prose, and a "10" on comedic effects.

[Papa_Complex]

You're going to have to shift your scale then. I give it a 6.7 on the AMJ scale.

[rogue]

As always, another brilliantly written masterpiece by Hey-zues.

[KSGregman]

Go have a fucking cigarette after that masterpiece....you've EARNED it.

Absolute fucking GOLD.

[LittleTaz]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

I have to give it a "10" on Wit, a "10" on prose, and a "10" on comedic effects.

Welcome, TWFixers to our world of laughter in the form of the Son of God! This is just a sampling of what you can expect to be exposed to... if you ask nicely, maybe he'll tell you about his trip to Ikea.