Used cars and used women?

Papa_Complex · 04-12-2011, 02:10 PM

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages...ike-used-cars/

askmrjesus · 04-12-2011, 02:49 PM

You have to admit, the similarities between the two are many.

Stinky old hag vs. New car smell?

I know which way I'm leaning.

JC

Papa_Complex · 04-12-2011, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You have to admit, the similarities between the two are many.

Stinky old hag vs. New car smell?

I know which way I'm leaning.

JC

30 year old hoopdie with loose steering an a chihuahua bobble-head on the back deck. No question. The Mary Magdalene of used cars.

askmrjesus · 04-12-2011, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

30 year old hoopdie with loose steering an a chihuahua bobble-head on the back deck. No question. The Mary Magdalene of used cars.

I don't know man, I dated a red headed chick with an iguana. It lived in an aquarium by her bed. I know for a fact it watched me have sex with her. It was like a lizard threesome.

Come to think of it, not sure she even had a car.

So, anyway, Plastic Chihuahua? That's a bad-ass dog Holmes.

JC

Dave · 04-12-2011, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I don't know man, I dated a red headed chick with an iguana. It lived in an aquarium by her bed. I know for a fact it watched me have sex with her. It was like a lizard threesome.

Come to think of it, not sure she even had a car.

So, anyway, Plastic Chihuahua? That's a bad-ass dog Holmes.

JC

Living near philly offers some unique opportunitties for kinky sex. For example ben franklin's grave is an easily accessable 5x7 marble slab in old city. Let's have sex on top of him I say, it'll be like a threesome with a founding father and you know ol ben was the pervert of the bunch so he won't mind. Always get no's though.

Women

askmrjesus · 04-12-2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

ben franklin's grave is an easily accessable 5x7 marble slab in old city. Let's have sex on top of him I say, it'll be like a threesome with a founding father and you know ol ben was the pervert of the bunch so he won't mind. Always get no's though.

Women

There must be something wrong with the women where you live.

Sex on rocks over dead people? What the fuck does the bitch want? Candy and shit?

JC

Dave · 04-12-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

69 Rambler with the mohair codfish interior?

70 dart swinger

pauldun170 · 04-12-2011, 03:09 PM

Damn..I read some of the comments and now my tummy hurts.

Dave · 04-12-2011, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Damn..I read some of the comments and now my tummy hurts.

Nary a shaved leg nor hard cock among those commenting

OneSickPsycho · 04-12-2011, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Damn..I read some of the comments and now my tummy hurts.

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Originally Posted by Dave

Nary a shaved leg nor hard cock among those commenting

Not many rational brain cells either.

04-12-2011, 02:10 PM	#1
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04-12-2011, 02:49 PM	#2
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	You have to admit, the similarities between the two are many. Stinky old hag vs. New car smell? I know which way I'm leaning. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.