16 y.o. to be drafted by MLB

RACER X · 06-17-2009, 06:08 PM

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big...urn=mlb,170270

"Still only 16, Harper stands 6'3", weighs 205 pounds, has faster bat speed than Mark McGwire in his prime and runs so fast that he scored on wild pitches six times this season from second base. As a catcher he picks off runners from his knees, and when he pitches, he throws a fastball that has been clocked at 96 mph. "

"On Sunday, the sophomore from Las Vegas found his way into national headlines again when his father announced that Bryce will forgo his final two years of high school and use a GED to enroll in a community college this August. Though it more or less makes a mockery of our education system, the Harpers' plan would make Bryce eligible for the 2010 draft, where he could conceivably be the Nationals' No. 1 pick and eventually join forces with Stephen Strasburg to save Washington baseball from itself"

Adeptus_Minor · 06-17-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RACER X

"Still only 16, Harper stands 6'3", weighs 205 pounds, has faster bat speed than Mark McGwire in his prime and runs so fast that he scored on wild pitches six times this season from second base. As a catcher he picks off runners from his knees, and when he pitches, he throws a fastball that has been clocked at 96 mph. "

Christ... was his father a moose and his mother a ninja?

Curb · 06-17-2009, 09:41 PM

they should just test him now.

Amber Lamps · 06-17-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Curb

they should just test him now.

Okay you're a mind reader!!!

Fuck according to those stats, they should test whether or not he's HUMAN!!!

Adeptus_Minor · 06-17-2009, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Okay you're a mind reader!!!

Fuck according to those stats, they should test whether or not he's HUMAN!!!

*whispers* Test for moose & ninja DNA...

Amber Lamps · 06-17-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

*whispers* Test for moose & ninja DNA...

Shit test for CYLON!!!!

Curb · 06-17-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Okay you're a mind reader!!!

the lucky lotto numbers this week are 9-27-29-35-43-52

i swear if anyone on here wins i want 20%

pauldun170 · 06-18-2009, 12:49 AM

What comes first the drug addiction or the career ending injury?

06-17-2009, 06:08 PM	#1
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	16 y.o. to be drafted by MLB http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big...urn=mlb,170270 "Still only 16, Harper stands 6'3", weighs 205 pounds, has faster bat speed than Mark McGwire in his prime and runs so fast that he scored on wild pitches six times this season from second base. As a catcher he picks off runners from his knees, and when he pitches, he throws a fastball that has been clocked at 96 mph. " "On Sunday, the sophomore from Las Vegas found his way into national headlines again when his father announced that Bryce will forgo his final two years of high school and use a GED to enroll in a community college this August. Though it more or less makes a mockery of our education system, the Harpers' plan would make Bryce eligible for the 2010 draft, where he could conceivably be the Nationals' No. 1 pick and eventually join forces with Stephen Strasburg to save Washington baseball from itself" __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

06-17-2009, 09:41 PM	#3
Curb resident gimp Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SoFla Moto: a big ole steamin pile of nothin Posts: 1,344	they should just test him now. __________________ Steve Political correctness is killing this country