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Old 08-23-2012, 07:34 AM   #1
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LL Cool J has 'knock-down, drag-out' fight with home intruder

A transient is arrested on suspicion of burglary at LL Cool J's Studio City home, where police say the rapper and actor broke the suspect's jaw and ribs.

By Andrew Blankstein and Richard Winton, Los Angeles Times

August 22, 2012, 10:21 p.m.
A man who allegedly broke into actor-rapper LL Cool J's home suffered a broken nose and jaw at the action star's hands Wednesday morning after what police sources described as a "knock-down, drag-out" fight.

LL Cool J, who rose to fame with the aptly named hit song "Mama Said Knock You Out" and portrays a special agent on the CBS drama "NCIS Los Angeles," proved life imitates art and nabbed the burglar inside his expansive Studio City house.

When Los Angeles police arrived at the Blairwood Drive home around 1 a.m. Wednesday, LL Cool J had detained the battered and bruised suspect. The man was later identified as Jonathan Kirby, 56, a transient with a lengthy arrest record for thefts, fights and drugs, officials said.

Kirby was arrested on suspicion of burglary and may face a battery charge.

LL Cool J, born James Todd Smith, told police he was upstairs in his home when he heard a noise coming from the kitchen area. When he went to investigate, a man came at him, leading to the fight, police said.

During what several sources described as a brawl, Kirby suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs. The actor, who was not injured, later told authorities that he acted out of the concern for his family.

"LL Cool J, and his family, are safe and thank everyone for their thoughts and concern," his representative said. "As a father, husband and citizen, he is committed to keeping his family safe and is cooperating with authorities on this private matter."

A Texas-native, Kirby has a record of thefts, disorderly conduct and other criminal activity across Los Angeles and Orange counties.

Court and prisons records indicate Kirby was sentenced to five years in prison for burglary in the 1990s and three years in prison for petty theft in 2005. He also has another theft conviction for which he served jail time, records show. He was discharged from prison on Feb. 1.

Investigators suspect Kirby may be responsible for other break-ins in the Studio City area in recent weeks.
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:22 AM   #2
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Fair play to LL Cool J. I may have to watch an episode of NCIS: LA out of respect.

Just one, though.

An armed intruder might have rated an episode and a half...
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:00 AM   #3
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LL shot him in the face with his fists.

Watched a news clip from some station and the reporter described LL Cool J as a "Beast of a man".

I said to myself "Oh lawd ain't that some racist shit right there..." but then I shut up because I remembered what happened the last time I pulled my race card out.
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:31 AM   #4
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LL shot him in the face with his fists.

Watched a news clip from some station and the reporter described LL Cool J as a "Beast of a man".

I said to myself "Oh lawd ain't that some racist shit right there..." but then I shut up because I remembered what happened the last time I pulled my race card out.
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Who knowingly gets into a fist fight with this dude... seriously? Run, fuckin run you idiot!!!

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Who knowingly gets into a fist fight with this dude... seriously? Run, fuckin run you idiot!!!
How big was the fucker who said "I think I got this".
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:33 PM   #7
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That's right near my place. We've been having an issue with breakins. Two in my cul-de-sac in a single week.
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