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Old 07-09-2009, 01:18 AM   #1
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Sometimes when i'm browsing the fridge I'll grab a hand full of shredding cheese and just toss it right on in my mouth. Well this time I didnt do the smell test and lets just say I know what smelly ass taste like now.♦
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:25 AM   #2
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lemme guess, it had fuzzy white spots all over it?
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Nope. Just smelled bad
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:32 AM   #4
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Sometimes when i'm browsing the fridge I'll grab a hand full of shredding cheese and just toss it right on in my mouth. Well this time I didnt do the smell test and lets just say I know what smelly ass taste like now.♦
I look it over first. I drank old milk before. I now make sure it comes out as a liquid and not like cottage cheeze. Damn that was nasty.

Now you just need to figure out how to remove the smelly ass taste from your mouth and you will have all the tools needed to climb the corporate ladder.

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I look it over first. I drank old milk before. I now make sure it comes out as a liquid and not like cottage cheeze. Damn that was nasty.

Now you just need to figure out how to remove the smelly ass taste from your mouth and you will have all the tools needed to climb the corporate ladder.

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Dont that a few times, the fiancee says thats what I get for drinking out of the container.

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Old 07-09-2009, 03:38 AM   #7
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I personally think all milk smells bad. Always ask the wife to check it for me if its past the date on the jug.

Salad in a bag is another one.... sometimes it don't smell good even though it looks fine.
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:17 AM   #8
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Gas Man do you always ask your wife to do the things you can't do since your half the man I am?
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:56 AM   #9
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I personally think all milk smells bad. Always ask the wife to check it for me if its past the date on the jug.

Salad in a bag is another one.... sometimes it don't smell good even though it looks fine.
Dude, I wont touch milk thats even NEAR the date, let alone past. Fuck that.
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:34 AM   #10
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Dude, I wont touch milk thats even NEAR the date, let alone past. Fuck that.
I have never once had milk go bad, or even get close to the expiration date. I go through a gallon in about 4 days.
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