Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-09-2010, 12:23 AM   #1
Rangerscott
Viff6N Mutated Warrior
 
Rangerscott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
Default Ford commercials and women

I get a kick how Ford commercials only have women drivers in them. I believe they are trying to say, "We are putting all this new technology in our vehicles so women can driver better." Bawhahaha.

The auto parallel parking feature gets me every time.


I'm gonna go laugh some more.
Rangerscott is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2010, 01:05 AM   #2
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default

Whatever...the Mercury chick, Jill something, is fucking hot as hell, though. I have a mad crush on her.
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2010, 01:09 AM   #3
TommyHotWheel
Imported from Detroit
 
TommyHotWheel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Michigan
Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R
Posts: 989
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Avatard View Post
Whatever...the Mercury chick, Jill something, is fucking hot as hell, though. I have a mad crush on her.
Follow her around until she eventually and unavoidingly crashes and get a quick feel in as she is crying...










Lol...
__________________

Cry Havok! And let slip the hogs of war!
TommyHotWheel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2010, 01:14 AM   #4
Rangerscott
Viff6N Mutated Warrior
 
Rangerscott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Avatard View Post
Whatever...the Mercury chick, Jill something, is fucking hot as hell, though. I have a mad crush on her.
Rangerscott is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2010, 01:18 AM   #5
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default

Screendoor; Hurricane.
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2010, 01:58 AM   #6
Porkchop
125GP Champion
 
Porkchop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Worthington, OH
Moto: Empty Garage
Posts: 3,418
Default

I've seen that commercial for the parking assist. I'm sorry, if you need automated help to parallel park a car.... then you need to go back to drivers ed. Jesus Christ....
__________________
*Coming soon?
2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold
1984 Honda VF500F - Sold
1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold
Porkchop is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2010, 04:03 AM   #7
Adeptus_Minor
Hopster
 
Adeptus_Minor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Porkchop View Post
I've seen that commercial for the parking assist. I'm sorry, if you need automated help to parallel park a car.... then you need to go back to drivers ed. Jesus Christ....
Totally off topic, but I think a better 'parking assist' would be a virtual valet mode.
You know those times you get to a store, restaurant, club, etc and you have to keep circling looking for a parking space...
Rather than waste that time, you should be able to get out of the car and it cruises the parking lot looking for a space while you take care of business.
Now THAT would be smart design.
__________________
“Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

Last edited by Adeptus_Minor; 04-09-2010 at 04:04 AM.. Reason: just to add that Jill Wagner is indeed hot.
Adeptus_Minor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2010, 02:12 PM   #8
njchopper87
Bored
 
njchopper87's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Sumter, SC
Moto: '01 Spirit 750
Posts: 1,535
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor View Post
Totally off topic, but I think a better 'parking assist' would be a virtual valet mode.
You know those times you get to a store, restaurant, club, etc and you have to keep circling looking for a parking space...
Rather than waste that time, you should be able to get out of the car and it cruises the parking lot looking for a space while you take care of business.
Now THAT would be smart design.
I can see so much shit going wrong with that.. just pictured the car rolling out of the parking lot and cruising down the street all slow like. I guess they could add sensors to the parking lot to prevent that.
__________________
Quote:
The closer you get to something, the tougher it is to see it.
El psy congroo.
njchopper87 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2010, 05:35 PM   #9
Rangerscott
Viff6N Mutated Warrior
 
Rangerscott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor View Post
Totally off topic, but I think a better 'parking assist' would be a virtual valet mode.
You know those times you get to a store, restaurant, club, etc and you have to keep circling looking for a parking space...
Rather than waste that time, you should be able to get out of the car and it cruises the parking lot looking for a space while you take care of business.
Now THAT would be smart design.
You're about 2 or 3 years behind. Its already been done with testing stages. Showed the guy get out, the car went and found an empty spot. When its time to leave, the guy called up the car and it left the parking spot and stopped right in front of him.

Sensors, gps, camera's and some others stuff to make it happen.
Rangerscott is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2010, 01:40 AM   #10
Adeptus_Minor
Hopster
 
Adeptus_Minor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rangerscott View Post
You're about 2 or 3 years behind. Its already been done with testing stages. Showed the guy get out, the car went and found an empty spot. When its time to leave, the guy called up the car and it left the parking spot and stopped right in front of him.

Sensors, gps, camera's and some others stuff to make it happen.
Yeah, but I'm saying, that the average person can buy and make use of.
I mean, we HAVE laser guns and flying cars... just not that anyone can buy and legally operate.
If half the shit that Popular Mechanics has told us is coming actually mades it within reach of the consumer, I'd be damned impressed.
__________________
“Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”
Adeptus_Minor is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:24 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.