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03-10-2009, 04:49 PM
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Official Thread Killer
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Happy Birthday...
Chuck Norris! 69!
Chuck was born 3 months premature because he had some asses to kick! 
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03-10-2009, 04:51 PM
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Happy Birthday Chuck!
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03-10-2009, 04:52 PM
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Chuck Norris was never actually born. One day he simply decided to roundhouse his way out of the womb. Shortly after that he grew a beard.
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03-10-2009, 04:53 PM
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Chuck Norris sued NBC for copyright infringment...
Apparently Law and Order are the names of his left and right legs... |
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03-10-2009, 04:57 PM
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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03-10-2009, 05:16 PM
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick-related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
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