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Old 08-10-2010, 10:45 PM   #1
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That's right, we all hate them. It isn't that our own are perfect - it's that THEIRS are little monsters. Here's the place to rant about them, and as a bonus we can freak Tommy out in the process


I'll start. Not only did I deal with a screaming vermin on the plane on Sunday. But, today at the grocery store another one shrieking in every isle. It was gleeful, but just as high pitched and ridiculous. Once, ok. Twice, alright. But, every other moment??!? It's not cute anymore - no one likes your kid. And, when mommy didn't give her attention, that glee turned sour.



Why was I seen as the bad guy when I told her that perhaps children should be seen and not heard?
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:17 PM   #2
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Talking about other people's kids always makes me think about this.
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I love making my sisters kids go ape shit in public. Mainly because they aren't my kids and I love pissing everyone in the place off.
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:19 AM   #4
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Old 08-11-2010, 08:59 AM   #5
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People like you, are the reason sniper rifles are so popular.

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Old 08-11-2010, 10:44 AM   #6
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People don't know about me. They only see my sister suffering with her bat shit crazy kids that I have overdosed on sugar.
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Old 08-11-2010, 10:48 AM   #7
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I love other peoples kids. Now, mine. No thanks.
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Old 08-11-2010, 11:10 AM   #8
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People don't know about me. They only see my sister suffering with her bat shit crazy kids that I have overdosed on sugar.
keep behind the scenes, well done.

I used to go to my sisters house, play with the kids and get em all fired up so theyre running amok, then I would go home. She would curse me for that regularly
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Old 08-11-2010, 06:36 AM   #9
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Call me weird... I love kids. 1 out of 10 may be truly unruly and it's the parent's fault, not the kid's. Children are the only true innocence the world knows. They aren't stuck on pathetic societal rules stating you can't run and scream...and have fun any dang time you want to. So let them have fun, soon enough they'll be grown up and cranky like the rest of us...complaining about other parents' kids.
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Old 08-11-2010, 08:01 AM   #10
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Got yelled at by a lady in the super market last week, she had a few kids running amok in the aisles. One is running full speed and of course not looking where shes going and hits an immovable object aka my hip/leg and falls and starts crying.

Somehow it was my fault that her kid was crying. While shes ragging on me I just told her to eat a bag of dicks and walked away. typical LI soccer mom so i think she was trying to figure out my comment, plus they always back down when YOU become confrontational with them
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