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Old 12-31-2010, 06:55 PM   #1
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Default I just shot my ex-GF

So ya. We're having a party of here and like everyone I don't change my hiding spots for my guns. Well I caught my ex trying to steal one of my pistols. I dont keep this one chambered but apparently she was messing around with it and chambered it. She was holding it by the barrel and was about to put it in her purse when I grabbed it from her. Damn thing went off and shot her in the arm. We're at the hospital and she's getting sewn up right now.



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Old 12-31-2010, 06:58 PM   #2
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Yay.. Another hilarious joke from rangerscott.. Yay..

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Old 12-31-2010, 07:02 PM   #3
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Yay.. Another hilarious joke from rangerscott.. Yay..


So you'd actually prefer someone get hurt? Sicko. Go move to a 3rd world country. That should keep you entertained.
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Old 12-31-2010, 07:00 PM   #4
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Old 01-02-2011, 04:39 AM   #5
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thats funny, I shot your ex too. with my penis.
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Old 01-02-2011, 04:44 AM   #6
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thats funny, I shot your ex too. with my penis.
This is much more funny.
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:22 AM   #7
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thats funny, I shot your ex too. with my penis.
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:32 AM   #8
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thats funny, I shot your ex too. with my penis.
Gave her the old white wash, eh?
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Old 01-02-2011, 07:17 PM   #9
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Just because you get on top doesnt make him a woman, RS.
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