Omegle

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-17-2009, 12:30 PM

Oh holy shit what a fun site.

Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: WAIT!
You: im not ready yet
You: okay, i had to clean up after my last chat, you start
Stranger: what did ya do while ur last chat??
Stranger: must have been pretty wild
You: you're not very sexy at all
Stranger: ??
You: are those supposed to be boobs? okay, this is getting better
You: proceed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 2+2x2=?
You: Whale ejaculate.
Stranger: answer
Stranger: 2+2x2=?
You: AIDS?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: it is so easy
Stranger: 2+2x2=?
You: bootey
You: BOO-TEY
Stranger: ah
Stranger: you win
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omegle.com

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-17-2009, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: never gonna give you up
Stranger: gonna keep you in my heart forever
You: This is the FBI doing a random assessment of illegal internet activity targeting underage prostitution and the sale of humans on the black market. Your text has triggered an automatic screening of your hardrive for warez and other illegal files and your IP has been logged. Thank you and have a nice day.
Stranger: Shit
You have disconnected.

lammers

Particle Man · 05-17-2009, 01:11 PM

Gimme an "R"!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

lammers

nice

Mr Lefty · 05-17-2009, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

Gimme an "R"!

nice

Gimme an "E"

rogue · 05-17-2009, 02:05 PM

Gimme a "P"!

Particle Man · 05-17-2009, 09:26 PM

Gimme an "O"!

zed · 05-17-2009, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

lammers

I copied your FBI line and was told this

Stranger: Every time you write "FBI" this text appears:
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Particle Man · 05-17-2009, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zed

I copied your FBI line and was told this

Stranger: Every time you write "FBI" this text appears:
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

oh that could be useful

SoFlaSV · 05-17-2009, 10:14 PM

Stranger: aloha
You: C'est tune goatemente
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hello?
You: FLink bon hippen dohn
Stranger: can you speak english?
You: Did you ever suck a dick you didn't like?
Stranger: suck your self
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-17-2009, 11:22 PM

even if this is a repost, in my fucking defense, i searched Omegle before posting and nothing came up on TWFix.

Sorry i havent been humping the site in the last 5 months, dayum.

05-17-2009, 09:26 PM	#6
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Gimme an "O"! __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

05-17-2009, 10:14 PM	#9
SoFlaSV Guinness Bitches... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Coconut Creek, Fl Moto: '00 SV650 Posts: 505	Stranger: aloha You: C'est tune goatemente Stranger: ? Stranger: hello? You: FLink bon hippen dohn Stranger: can you speak english? You: Did you ever suck a dick you didn't like? Stranger: suck your self Your conversational partner has disconnected.

05-17-2009, 11:22 PM	#10
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	even if this is a repost, in my fucking defense, i searched Omegle before posting and nothing came up on TWFix. Sorry i havent been humping the site in the last 5 months, dayum.