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Old 08-08-2008, 12:06 AM   #1
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Default I have fallen in love...

He had the most incredible voice...a deep rumble...

his skin was so smooth, crystal clear...

we danced under the stars in a light mist...

the music of the road and the roar of the engine...

my new love, Ducati 999!!!!

Got to ride one tonight, incredible!!! Thats it, one day i will have to have one! *happy dance*
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:07 AM   #2
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everybody should be required to own a ducati at some point. just STANDING next to one while its idling makes you orgasm.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:08 AM   #3
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limp pasta...

try a one liter duc eater..
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:57 PM   #4
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limp pasta...

try a one liter duc eater..
Mines a bit more than a liter...
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:09 AM   #5
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everybody should be required to own a ducati at some point. just STANDING next to one while its idling makes you orgasm.
Hmmmmmm...good to know....

<------going to find the closest idling Ducati.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:09 AM   #6
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nice rae! im still trying to get my grubby lil dickbeaters on an aprilia rsv-r

and orgasm? more like continuously cringe at the dry clutch clanking
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:18 AM   #7
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damn, tricked, i thought it was going to be with some other girl. One can dream.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:22 AM   #8
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damn, tricked, i thought it was going to be with some other girl. One can dream.
i was hoping it was with me. i started checking plane tickets to florida before the page even loaded.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:27 AM   #9
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nice rae! im still trying to get my grubby lil dickbeaters on an aprilia rsv-r

and orgasm? more like continuously cringe at the dry clutch clanking
already rode big brothers aprilia...love it too...one day i'll have both...

and the whir of the dry clutch, music to my ears, there is a lil trick to make it stop, at least on that bike...

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damn, tricked, i thought it was going to be with some other girl. One can dream.
nice try...straight as an arrow baby...

and i was making an effort not to mention the vibrations, pervs!
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:31 AM   #10
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nice try...straight as an arrow baby...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoKPi8xtyjA
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