Check Your Child's Homework

AquaEv77 · 02-06-2009, 07:41 PM

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AquaEv77 · 02-06-2009, 07:41 PM

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.
I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room,
and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me
dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

buzzcutt2 · 02-06-2009, 07:44 PM

She has no ass...I wouldn't tip her a dollar.

Flexin · 02-06-2009, 07:45 PM

James

julie j · 02-06-2009, 07:46 PM

There's one for the scrapbook.

Dave · 02-06-2009, 08:10 PM

so what? fuck the teacher let her think whatever she wants lol

njchopper87 · 02-06-2009, 08:11 PM

Priceless.

rogue · 02-06-2009, 08:14 PM

Proof how things can be easily misconstrued.

racedoll · 02-08-2009, 07:21 PM

I love it!

thunderex · 02-08-2009, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaEv77

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.
I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room,
and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me
dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

Kid's got a shitty sense of scale.

02-06-2009, 07:41 PM	#2
AquaEv77 SPEED RACER Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 377	(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day) Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith __________________ My Favorite Vibrator is My Motorcycle Don't confuse my sweetness for weakness http://www.myspace.com/aquaev77 Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. Need a Diaper Cake? http://diapercakes-n-candles.blogspot.com/

02-06-2009, 07:45 PM	#4
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02-06-2009, 08:10 PM	#6
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02-06-2009, 07:44 PM	#3
buzzcutt2 Fuzznutz Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Palm Beach Gardens, FL Moto: 98 ZX9 Posts: 999	She has no ass...I wouldn't tip her a dollar.

02-06-2009, 07:46 PM	#5
julie j WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lynnwood, WA Moto: F650GS & XT250 Posts: 666	There's one for the scrapbook.

02-06-2009, 08:11 PM	#7
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02-08-2009, 07:21 PM	#9
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