Further degredation of america

[tommymac]

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20..._ok_magaz.html

Lindsey Lohan wants a million dollars to tell of her harrowing 2 weeks in jail. I don tknow whats worse. A mag paying a million dollars for her story, or that people actualy want to hear it.

I guess theyre not beating down her door with movie or tv offers anymore.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by tommymac

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20..._ok_magaz.html

Lindsey Lohan wants a million dollars to tell of her harrowing 2 weeks in jail. I don tknow whats worse. A mag paying a million dollars for her story, or that people actualy want to hear it.

I guess theyre not beating down her door with movie or tv offers anymore.

I don't know.
I've rubbed one out to some of her pictures.
Will this article have photographs?

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

I don't know.
I've rubbed one out to some of her pictures.
Will this article have photographs?

prolly not good ones

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by tommymac

prolly not good ones

I don't need much

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

I don't need much

simple man with simple needs

[goof2]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

I don't know.
I've rubbed one out to some of her pictures.
Will this article have photographs?

Who knows, her 2 weeks might involve some hot women's prison lesbian action and I'm sure they could throw some pictures in there. She hasn't shown much reluctance to eat out at the pink taco before so you never know.

[defector]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

I don't know.
I've rubbed one out to some of her pictures.
Will this article have photographs?

Caged Heat, FTW.

[derf]

for a mil she better have worked her way up the prison gang system by shanking all the skinheads then got a swatstika tattooed on her forehead, been twice convicted behind bars of extorsion and murder, planned a hit on the warden, broken out by hiding a picture of herself on the wall and digging behind it with a rock hammer until she made her way down to mexico where she waited for her wise old black companion named red. Then he would have to have turned her in where she made an escape by motorcycle jumping over some barbed wire on a motorcycle Steev McQueen style while simultaniously getting caught and brought back to jail where she learned the error of her ways, removed the forehead tattoo, turned in all her underling gang whores that she raped with broom sticks went on the straight and narrow and was finally released from jail.

Yeh that story is worth a cool mil, anything less than that is pure BULLSHIT. Unless she has some hot jailhouse lesbo videos coming out, that would be cool too

[smileyman]

Just Whoa.

[t-homo]

Wasn't she just on the cover of maxim? That would be more entertaining anyway.