![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
|
![]() |
#1 |
Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
|
![]()
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault." |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
moderator chick
![]() ![]() Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
|
![]() ![]()
__________________
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 7,146
|
![]()
That is awesome.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Forum Coach
![]() Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: GA
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600
Posts: 7,419
|
![]()
good one...Im sending that to my FIL!
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
What?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Lancaster, PA
Moto: Dirt
Posts: 578
|
![]()
Excellent!
![]() I sent that around the office!
__________________
Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 | |
Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
|
![]()
Well she is near Mertzon, TX.
__________________
Quote:
Last edited by Trip; 06-22-2009 at 03:26 PM.. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
|
![]()
I'd send that around but it's already floating around the office as a Engineer v/s Manager joke sent out 2 years ago.
I think before that it was just a men vs women joke. Still funny...just not in a smile or laugh way. Just kind of a "yes grandpa...that's the first time you've told us THAT story." Even that is kind of sad because mr grandpa died 16 years ago. this thread is making me a little teary eyed. father's day just being yesterday. thanks for the joke Rider. Hope it made you happy |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Forum Coach
![]() Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: GA
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600
Posts: 7,419
|
![]()
Dont mind Paul, its apparent the "taint" still has him befuddled...
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#9 | |
Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
|
![]() Quote:
She instantly turned into a dictionary and thesaurus. I'm pretty sure she also translated it to German. Apparently EVERYBODY knows what "taint" is cept me. Just between you and me.... I've been giving that area a little extra attention in the shower. ever since this business with Hokie and the wheelie chicks came up. fricken "taint". this summer is now forever ruined as it shall be known as the summer of taint. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#10 | |
Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
|
![]() Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Bookmarks |
|
|