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Old 01-21-2010, 05:44 PM   #1
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Old 01-21-2010, 05:47 PM   #2
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LMAO that sounds right. he's a creative punishment type for certain.
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Old 01-21-2010, 05:52 PM   #3
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Old 01-21-2010, 08:48 PM   #4
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Old 01-21-2010, 11:30 PM   #5
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This cartoonist must have some good connections.

Not many people know that the Old Man has no pinkies.

He's pinkie free. That's why there are only Eight Wonders of the World, instead of ten.

In the beginning, he thought 10 was the way to go, (that's where the metric system came from) but then he lost his pinkies to a defective blender, while making Daiquiris at Mardi Gra.

This is the reason you have to study fractions in school.

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Old 01-22-2010, 03:56 PM   #6
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This cartoonist must have some good connections.

Not many people know that the Old Man has no pinkies.

He's pinkie free. That's why there are only Eight Wonders of the World, instead of ten.

In the beginning, he thought 10 was the way to go, (that's where the metric system came from) but then he lost his pinkies to a defective blender, while making Daiquiris at Mardi Gra.

This is the reason you have to study fractions in school.

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Old 01-22-2010, 04:07 PM   #7
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This cartoonist must have some good connections.

Not many people know that the Old Man has no pinkies.

He's pinkie free. That's why there are only Eight Wonders of the World, instead of ten.

In the beginning, he thought 10 was the way to go, (that's where the metric system came from) but then he lost his pinkies to a defective blender, while making Daiquiris at Mardi Gra.

This is the reason you have to study fractions in school.

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Old 01-23-2010, 10:32 AM   #8
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so he did the 10 commandments before the daquir incident
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Old 01-23-2010, 12:11 PM   #9
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Old 01-21-2010, 11:39 PM   #10
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