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moderator chick
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Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
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The guy caught at the Gap has me wondering, anyone ever sit on your bike? Did you bust them doing it? If so, what did you do about it?
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Get Fit...or Get OUT
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: KS
Moto: 07 M109-R
Posts: 1,993
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Only happened once.....had pumped gas into my GSXR-750 at a Quik Trip in Old Town then went inside to get a soda....came out to find a shit faced curb monkey in a mini skirt sitting on the solo cowl screaming "Take me for a ride!! Take me for a ride!!"
![]() Her friends carted her away before I had a chance to say anything....All I could think about riding home that night was how gross it was gonna be cleaning that nasty snail trail off my solo cowl. ![]() |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NC
Posts: 3,028
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Last week my daughter invites a little neighbor girl over to play. I check on them earlier to see them both in the "big chair" out in the garage watching Disney....later, I go to take the trash out, step into the garage and see my daughter on the laptop on the counter over by the TV......... and the little neighbor girl sitting on my (new to me) Gixxer.
I instinctively scream "Get the hell off that bike are you CRAZY!!!” My daughter then says “I’m sorry daddy, I didn’t see her get up there or I would have told her you’d KILL her” ![]() Needless to say she hasn’t been back over ![]()
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cruiser
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
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i heard a rumor that a guy sat on my bike once at night, while i lived in an apt. apparently someone threw an arrow out of my 2nd story window at a high rate of speed, as though it was launched from a bow. it landed at said individuals feet and stuck in the ground. next one goes for your heart may have been said.
i do remember seeing an individual jump off of my bike one night and run away very fast. LOL it did happen one other time when a drunk sat on and then tipped over my bike. unfortunately i didn't catch him in the act so i had no proof. to this day he won't talk to me when i'm in that neighborhood. |
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
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1. I don't park anywhere. If the bike is out of the garage then it being ridden.
2. I ride in the early morning. The ass clowns dumb enough to sit on someones bike aren't awake yet. |
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
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Came out of a reastaurant once to find some dude giving his kids 'rides' on my bike. I started yelling at the top of my lungs that I never rode his wife why should they ride my bike, guy looked at me like I'm crazy and started asking me not to curse in front of his kids and I needed to calm down. Then I started talking about the skin disease I had on my hands and how he needs to get his kids to the doctor right away. That was it. I was actually pretty calm, but I made the biggest scene I could.
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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formerly known as tdah
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area, CA
Moto: 06 R1, 01 600R
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Clit Commander
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Las Vegas
Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S
Posts: 4,189
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Never had somebody I didn't want sitting on it sitting on it. But there has been a bunch of clowns using it as a leaning post (with their hand on a seat). Caught a guy leaning on my solo cowl once. I just asked him if it was his bike and told him not to do that shit then. Got on it and left.
But mine's either in my garage, being ridden or at my work parking lot on base. Not a lot of oppurtunities for someone to sit on it.
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giggity
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: socal
Moto: street, sumo & dirty
Posts: 1,071
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Someone sat on my bike in front of Johnny Rockets on Melrose once, knocked mine and another bike over. Did 2k of damage to my F4.
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