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Old 10-18-2010, 10:41 AM   #1
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I did not mean BITE the titty.
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:46 AM   #2
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Damn a collapsed lung and broken ribs, those fuggers are strong
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:48 AM   #3
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The attack left the woman with an apparent punctured lung and broken ribs, the Coast Guard said.
WTF? Did she get bitten or beaten? Was the fish carrying a baseball bat?

There must be something in the water there. I saw the biggest 'cuda I've ever seen while snorkling off Big Pine three weeks ago.
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:01 AM   #4
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WTF? Did she get bitten or beaten? Was the fish carrying a baseball bat?

There must be something in the water there. I saw the biggest 'cuda I've ever seen while snorkling off Big Pine three weeks ago.
Prolly hit her head on when he jumped
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yea musta been a beast cuda. With the real big ones, you can see their teeth glinting in the sunlight from 60' away.
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According to the Coast Guard, the 45-year-old woman and her male companion said they were in a two-person kayak near Big Pine Key about 5:15 p.m. Sunday when a barracuda jumped into the vessel, bit her in the chest and then jumped back into the water.
She got mugged by a freakin' FISH
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Old 10-18-2010, 11:15 AM   #7
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mugged or sexually assaulted?
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mugged or sexually assaulted?
Sounds like both, damn cudas are sneaky bastids
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Old 10-18-2010, 12:06 PM   #10
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here are some of my dive pics of cudas from the keys , cause i can .
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