Ugly Car Model

JoJoYZF · 03-18-2009, 11:26 PM

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/adg/1079313077.html

Someone put this on my mustangforum and I thought it was hilarious and needed to be shared.

pauldun170 · 03-18-2009, 11:37 PM

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My requirements:
-extremely obese (or extremely skinny will do)
-nappy, fucked up, greasy hair
-no prior modeling expertise
-18+. I don't fucking want Chris Hansen showing up at my door
-must have more hair than Chewbacca. On your vagina.
-your armpits must be hairier than your vagina
-your eyebrow(s) must be bushier than your armpits
-you must have an least one armpit
-your face must resemble the front end of a Kawasaki ZX-14
-a strong fish sauce odor must be present
-you must sweat at least 3 beads of sweat per minute if obese. Or must collapse at least 3 times per hour if skinny.
-a tooth
-BONUS: if your ugly boyfriend would like to model WITH you, even better

and that's about it. No, you will not be considered my girlfriend. No, I will not take you out to dinner. I will however, take raunchy pictures of your not-so-beautiful self and post them on 34 different forums.

Archren · 03-18-2009, 11:39 PM

Oh shit... that's funny right there.

Dave · 03-18-2009, 11:45 PM

thats fackin hilarious

rogue · 03-18-2009, 11:58 PM

shmike · 03-19-2009, 12:02 AM

Hilarious.

Nice lookin' Bimmer too.

derf · 03-19-2009, 12:04 AM

wow, just wow

how much you wanna bet the next add he runs is look at the ugly chick on my car

03-18-2009, 11:26 PM	#1
JoJoYZF Bring on the Zombies! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cleveland Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R Posts: 2,691	Ugly Car Model http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/adg/1079313077.html Someone put this on my mustangforum and I thought it was hilarious and needed to be shared.

03-18-2009, 11:39 PM	#3
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	Oh shit... that's funny right there. __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

03-19-2009, 12:04 AM	#7
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	wow, just wow how much you wanna bet the next add he runs is look at the ugly chick on my car __________________

03-18-2009, 11:45 PM	#4
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	thats fackin hilarious

03-19-2009, 12:02 AM	#6
shmike Follower Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,549	Hilarious. Nice lookin' Bimmer too.