Shortest Fairy Tale

[AquaEv77]

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'


And the man lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles and he went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -

[Hondahugger]

But what did the girl do?

[zed]

Originally Posted by Hondahugger

But what did the girl do?

she found someone else that said yes and made his life a living hell.

[Hondahugger]

Originally Posted by zed

she found someone else that said yes and made his life a living hell.

oh, so then it was a happy ending

[Amorok]

Hey, its better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with that bitch for the rest of your life

And hugger, about the chick - I think you might have missed the thrust of the story which is, quite simply: Who gives a shit?

[rogue]

The Amended Version

Once upon a time a boy asked a girl to marry him and she said, "NO!"

Wanting to see the world, the girl packed very little on her motorcycle and rode away.

The end.

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Hondahugger

But what did the girl do?

Last anybody heard, she was blowing guys for money once the gravy train left town. These days she's on a different gravy train, and it makes deliveries to Throatsville and Anal Junction.

[Hondahugger]

Originally Posted by Amorok

And hugger, about the chick - I think you might have missed the thrust of the story which is, quite simply: Who gives a shit?

well, it depends on who gets to

Originally Posted by Rogue

The Amended Version

Once upon a time a boy asked a girl to marry him and she said, "NO!"

Wanting to see the world, the girl packed very little on her motorcycle and rode away.

The end.

I like your version better!

Originally Posted by Corey

Last anybody heard, she was blowing guys for money once the gravy train left town. These days she's on a different gravy train, and it makes deliveries to Throatsville and Anal Junction.

with daily shuttles launches to uranus.

[Lucky3623]

I know of this one...

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'YES!'


And they lived happily ever after,
and he rode motorcycles, went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and whiskey and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Lucky3623

I know of this one...

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'YES!'


And they lived happily ever after,
and he rode motorcycles, went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and whiskey and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -

If you're going to tell stories that are completely unbelievable, you might as well throw in some ray guns, the force, and a house made of candy and perfectly cooked steaks.