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04-15-2008, 08:43 AM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
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Tax Time Again.........
Dear Internal Revenue Service:
Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience. It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer |
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04-15-2008, 08:47 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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The tax man sucks
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04-15-2008, 08:47 AM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1
Posts: 5,962
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04-15-2008, 08:51 AM
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Looing for a bike...
Join Date: Mar 2008
Moto: Nothing at the moment
Posts: 571
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Talk about sticking ti to the man
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04-15-2008, 09:11 AM
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Queen Bee
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: PA
Moto: 2003 R6
Posts: 418
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04-15-2008, 09:56 AM
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Victim of Blazer Rapage
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Talkeetna, AK
Moto: 06 GSXR 600
Posts: 1,707
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I gotta get mine done today.
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