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10-14-2010, 04:32 AM | #1 |
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McDonald’s Happy Meal resists decomposition for six months
...and counting. One woman is said to have a Mickey Burger from 12 years ago in pristine condition.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...for-six-months
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10-14-2010, 07:46 AM | #2 |
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Wow. One more reason to support my decision not to eat that crap.
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10-14-2010, 09:18 AM | #3 |
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"Our hamburgers are cooked and prepared with salt, pepper and nothing else -- no preservatives, no fillers. Our hamburger buns are baked locally, are made from North American-grown wheat flour"
ummmm...... bullshit?
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10-14-2010, 09:23 AM | #4 | |
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10-14-2010, 09:33 AM | #5 |
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10-14-2010, 11:17 AM | #6 |
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This isn't as crazy as you may think...
Cook a normal burger you buy from your butcher or whatever, you'd probably get the same result if you kept the bugs and shit off of it. Deep fry anything and it will be preserved for about forever. |
10-18-2010, 11:12 AM | #7 |
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pretty much.
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10-14-2010, 10:59 AM | #8 |
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The new catch-line: "Eat at McDonalds and you too can live forever"
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10-18-2010, 12:28 PM | #9 |
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Actually, it's funny that something that won't decay on its own accelerates our decay when we eat it.
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10-14-2010, 11:24 AM | #10 |
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Never had solid chunks of mcnugget come out my ass so I think we're ok
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