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Old 11-20-2008, 12:50 PM   #1
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Question If you're not a fan of tapioca pudding....

....then you may want to skip:

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

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Old 11-20-2008, 12:52 PM   #2
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No way. That can't be serious
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Old 11-20-2008, 12:58 PM   #3
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A guy on our local board posted it.... I'm not quite sure how he 'came' across it.
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Old 11-20-2008, 01:09 PM   #4
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What's next? Breast milk shakes? Vaginal fluid marinade?
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Old 11-20-2008, 01:33 PM   #5
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Old 11-20-2008, 07:14 PM   #6
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hmm, we use to have a puke smiley, not sure why I can't find it.
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Old 11-21-2008, 04:28 AM   #7
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What's next? Breast milk shakes? Vaginal fluid marinade?
breast milkshakes sounds delicious! I love sucking on big titties.
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A guy on our local board posted it.... I'm not quite sure how he 'came' across it.
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Ok - I'm totally cracking up. I'm picturing serving something to company and not telling them!
But then again I'm not sure how to 'shop' for the ingredients....I mean there's a baking isle in the grocery store but would I be able to keep a straight face when I ask the grocery manager where the semen isle is.
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Old 11-21-2008, 01:32 PM   #10
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Ok - I'm totally cracking up. I'm picturing serving something to company and not telling them!
But then again I'm not sure how to 'shop' for the ingredients....I mean there's a baking isle in the grocery store but would I be able to keep a straight face when I ask the grocery manager where the semen isle is.
I guess Louie would have to ramp up production then!
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