Awesome prank

Avatard · 04-07-2011, 01:36 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/mar...ex.html?hpt=T2

But I have to ask...WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY SITS DOWN ON A PUBLIC TOILET SEAT? ...At Wally World?

Let alone one with drops of liquid on it.

Awesome prank, however. Can you imagine them hauling the guy out of the store with a toilet seat glued to his ass?

If they put him on the gurney ass-up to haul him out, all I can say is, it must have been quite the sight!

Wonder if I can find pix on "people of walmart"...

wildchild · 04-07-2011, 01:44 PM

maybe he just had lunch at the in house restaurant and had a high speed slider coming in or out I guess would be more accurate. no time to check for debris.

OneSickPsycho · 04-07-2011, 01:54 PM

I always sit down... fuck it.

I do always wipe it down first to make sure there's nothing wet or anything on it...

defector · 04-07-2011, 02:00 PM

So public shitters don't have ass gaskets anymore?

derf · 04-07-2011, 03:16 PM

I'm a hover man, thank god

defector · 04-07-2011, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

I'm a hover man, thank god

I'm a B-52 guy. Stand on the seat and drop from the stratosphere. While I am standing on the seat, I also piss in the ass gasket box, just in case.

Avatard · 04-07-2011, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector

While I am standing on the seat, I also piss in the ass gasket box, just in case.

Archren · 04-07-2011, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector

I'm a B-52 guy. Stand on the seat and drop from the stratosphere. While I am standing on the seat, I also piss in the ass gasket box, just in case.

Archren · 04-07-2011, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

I use to be a "Steve Finch" and drive my happy ass home when I had to "go"

But being in Honduras for 8 days cured me of that.

Now I wipe that bad boy down really well and drop right on it

At least they weren't the middle-eastern style port-a-johns where you have to squat on the seat...

Or worse - a western-style port-a-john that was used by a local national who still decided to squat on the seat.. and left muddy footprints (at least, I really hope it was mud).

Kaneman · 04-07-2011, 03:51 PM

I haven't used a public toilet since 2007. Shit at enough truck stops and you'll feel the same way.

04-07-2011, 01:36 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Awesome prank http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/mar...ex.html?hpt=T2 But I have to ask...WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY SITS DOWN ON A PUBLIC TOILET SEAT? ...At Wally World? Let alone one with drops of liquid on it. Awesome prank, however. Can you imagine them hauling the guy out of the store with a toilet seat glued to his ass? If they put him on the gurney ass-up to haul him out, all I can say is, it must have been quite the sight! Wonder if I can find pix on "people of walmart"... __________________ Insert free thought here.

04-07-2011, 02:00 PM	#4
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	So public shitters don't have ass gaskets anymore? __________________ Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.

04-07-2011, 03:51 PM	#10
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	I haven't used a public toilet since 2007. Shit at enough truck stops and you'll feel the same way. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

04-07-2011, 01:44 PM	#2
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	maybe he just had lunch at the in house restaurant and had a high speed slider coming in or out I guess would be more accurate. no time to check for debris.

04-07-2011, 01:54 PM	#3
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I always sit down... fuck it. I do always wipe it down first to make sure there's nothing wet or anything on it...

04-07-2011, 03:16 PM	#5
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	I'm a hover man, thank god