The enjoyable part of my job

HurricaneHeather · 05-04-2009, 04:10 PM

Reading resumes.

This is a real persons, WHOLE resume:

HISTORYEMPLOYER: lil ceazer

and he was hired for a government job. I love it.

Ninjakel · 05-04-2009, 04:12 PM

Are you fucking serious??/

HurricaneHeather · 05-04-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninjakel

Are you fucking serious??/

Uh huh.

And that is not the best one. I used to cut out the really good ones and save them in a word doc. That was on my old computer, so I don't have any more. I might need to start it up again.

Ninjakel · 05-04-2009, 04:14 PM

wow.

Just. wow.

Rider · 05-04-2009, 04:16 PM

I don't think that guy will be working anywhere but food service.

azoomm · 05-04-2009, 04:25 PM

It hurts.

I get emails all the time for people that want to work for me - only, they are sent from their phone or something because it's all in l33t. It hurts.

KSGregman · 05-04-2009, 04:31 PM

Don't laugh...this is the asshole from whom you will be attempting to get your drivers license renewal.

Tsunami · 05-04-2009, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Uh huh.

And that is not the best one. I used to cut out the really good ones and save them in a word doc. That was on my old computer, so I don't have any more. I might need to start it up again.

Yes please!

And who would hire him based on that resume??

HurricaneHeather · 05-04-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

Yes please!

And who would hire him based on that resume??

the government

And beleive it or not, he was not hired for Food Service either.

Tsunami · 05-04-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

the government

And beleive it or not, he was not hired for Food Service either.

Scary...

What is his new position?

05-04-2009, 04:10 PM	#1
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	The enjoyable part of my job Reading resumes. This is a real persons, WHOLE resume: HISTORYEMPLOYER: lil ceazer and he was hired for a government job. I love it.

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Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	Are you fucking serious??/ __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

05-04-2009, 04:14 PM	#4
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	wow. Just. wow. __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

05-04-2009, 04:25 PM	#6
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	It hurts. I get emails all the time for people that want to work for me - only, they are sent from their phone or something because it's all in l33t. It hurts. __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

05-04-2009, 04:16 PM	#5
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I don't think that guy will be working anywhere but food service.

05-04-2009, 04:31 PM	#7
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	Don't laugh...this is the asshole from whom you will be attempting to get your drivers license renewal.